1. A bottle of vodka
2. A river otter
3. A copy of The Annotated Alice in Wonderland
4. An ice cream sandwich
5. Spiro Agnew
6. The island sounds of Don Ho
7. A suit of armor
8. A performance of Pictures at an Exhibition
9. A locked mausoleum
10. A full moon
11. Big Trouble in Little China
12. A lost Shakespeare play
13. Hawk
14. Dove
15. A steamroller
16. A large rock
17. A rosary
18. Pop Rocks
19. A Faberge Egg
20. The ghost of family pet
21. A gallon of Rocky Road ice cream
22. A syringe filled with a purple liquid
23. Toto
24. A rhinoceros
25. A candle that won’t stay lit
26. A straight razor
27. The Hope Diamond
28. A three-legged cat
29. A dermatologist
30. Edgar Alan Poe
31. Brother Voodoo
32. The Planet Arrakis
33. One of the following classic quotes:
• “Et tu, Brute?”
• “Is this a dagger I see before me?”
• “Nothing that is, is”
• “As God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly.”
34. A mismatched set of cufflinks
35. Asparagus-flavored soda
36. Sushi
37. A boa
38. The great Cthulhu
39. K.I.T.T.
40. Ninjas
41. An inflatable mattress
42. The number “42”
43. Richard Petty
44. Oops, I Did It Again
45. Ennui
46. A crocodile that is blind in one eye
47. A Harley Davidson
48. A diet soda that actually tastes good
49. The Colossus of Rhodes
50. An “I Like Ike” campaign button
51. Reepicheep
52. A medium rare steak
53. Canon
54. A were-gopher
55. The letter “Q”
56. Rasputin
57. Richard Wagner
58. A watermelon
59. A stethoscope
60. Snow
61. What’s Opera, Doc?
62. Bean soup
63. A solid gold hubcap
64. An F-22 Raptor
65. A ballerina
66. Excalibur
67. Risk
68. Tusky the walrus
69. A Claymore
70. An 8-track tape
71. A can of tomato paste
72. Vincent Price
73. The 1977 Buckeye News-Hawk Award
74. One of the following classic comic book quotes:
• “With great powers come great responsibilities,”
• “This man, this monster,”
• “Avengers Assemble!”
• “No one gets out alive”
• “Is that a run in my fishnet?”
75. A secret code
76. A beholder
77. The Queen Anne’s Revenge
78. A houseplant
79. Fresh strawberries
80. Combat boots
81. Chaos magic
82. Long Day’s Journey Into Night
83. Pirates
84. A plaid kilt
85. William Daniels
86. Action Comics #1
87. Viceroy butterflies
88. The Leaning Tower of Pisa
89. A pillow fight
90. A Sopwith Camel
91. A bubblegum machine that only takes pesos
92. A light bulb that never goes out
93. Denali
94. A two-ton llama
95. Liquid nitrogen
96. Yersinia pestis
97. A full-length mirror
98. A witch
99. An amplifier that goes to “11”
100. Katrina and the Waves
101. Kamchatka
102. A Ford Escort

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