Polite Dissent

A fairly light episode of Fringe, but an enjoyable one

The Plot:The Observer is patiently standing in front of a museum in Boston, taking notes, and spying on brunettes. After a few minutes, he finds the one he wants, grabs her, throws her in the back of a stolen car and drives off. Arriving at an out of town motel, he gags her and ties her to a chair, and then leaves.

With the Observer involved, the Fringe team is called in. The kidnap victim is identified as Christine Hollis, and seems to be an entirely normal young woman. They review the surveillance camera footage and realize that this is a different Observer than the one they first met. It turns out that the Observer accidentally left his notebook behind, so it’s turned over to the team; however, they are unable to decipher the code/language in the book. Astrid identifies over 1200 different symbols, without any repeats. Looking online, she discovers that one of the researchers at Massive Dynamics is also interested in the code. He has not been able to solve it either, but he has documented evidence of Observers at important historical events including the Boston Massacre, the beheading of Marie Antoinette, and the shooting of Archduke Ferdinand. Peter finds a drop of what appears to be blood in the Observer’s journal. Walter notes its orange cast and wonders if the Observer might not have hemophilia.

At a restaurant across town, a group of three Observers are meeting to discuss the actions of the rogue Observer, whom they call “August”. They mention a plane flight and imply that Christine is supposed to be dead, so they send an assassin after her.

August returns to the hotel room, unties Christine, and shows her the television news, which reports that the flight she had booked to Rome crashed en route with no survivors.

The labs tests come back and the drop in the journal wasn’t blood, but hot pepper sauce — and sauce from a particular hot pepper: the King Cobra Chili. Astrid is able to find the address of the individual who imported some last year, so Olivia and Peter head over to check it out. As luck would have it, the Observers’ assassin is there at the same time. There are some fisticuffs and Peter sustains a small wound, but the assassin escapes.

August meets with the other Observers. They tell him that Christine must be killed to set things right. This is not what he wants to hear. He manages to set up a meeting with Walter, asking for his help. All Walter can tell him is that he must somehow make Christine important to the Observers, so they won’t kill her.

August returns to the hotel room and unties Christine. He tells her that she must do exactly as he says. A short time later, the assassin appears at the hotel and in the ensuing battle, August is shot and critically wounded. Olivia and Peter arrive, and August gives his gun to Peter. Together, Peter and Olivia are able to kill the assassin. They find Christine and return her home.

The first Observer picks up August and drives him away from the hotel. As August lies dying in the back, he tells the other Observer that he had developed “feelings” for Christine, even loved her — and that is why he saved her. The first Observer tells August that she is safe now because she is responsible for the death of an Observer, and that makes her important.

1. Hot, Hot, Hot
The King Cobra Chile is the hottest chile known to man, scoring 850,000 to 1,000,000 Scoville units. It is also known as the “ghost chile”, which should be familiar to you if you watch Man v. Food.

2. 15% Tip
Why would it be a surprise that the tip about August was called in from the same hotel? Would it really be a shock that one of the other guests, or an employee, saw him and phoned it in?

3. Color of Love
This is the first I’ve ever heard of hemophiliacs having orange blood, and I don’t buy it. Hemophilia affects the clotting of the blood, not the hemoglobin (which is what gives blood its red color), so why would the blood be a different color?

4. You Go That Way, I’ll Go This Way
I would not want to be Olivia’s insurance agent, and I hate for her to be my backup. Tonight she: 1) was easily distracted by the assassin, 2) nearly shot Peter, and 3) only avoided being shot by the assassin due to dumb luck and Peter.

A much better episode this week. The show does much better when they stick with the Pattern. There is a one-minute improvement on the Doomsday Clock.

This week’s Fringe cipher was: BLIGHT.
A list of all previous Fringe reviews is available here.
Karl has much more to say.

An exciting episode of Fringe that did a nice job advancing the overall plot. The action and suspense were well done, but the medicine was rather abysmal.

The Plot: A cryogenic storage facility is robbed and a truckload of frozen human heads is stolen. Four security officers are killed in the robbery — well, actually it’s three officers killed and one shape shifter. The Fringe team is called after the last corpse is found bleeding a silver colored liquid. While Walter inspects the corpse, Peter mentions that this is the third cryogenic facility robbed in the last week, and every time, only human heads are stolen.

Back at the lab, Walter has Agent Dunham drink a concoction of ground up flatworms to help restore her memory of her time on the parallel Earth. It seems to work as she begins to have brief flashbacks as the episode progresses.

Walter finishes the autopsy and discovers that the shape shifters’ blood is 47% mercury. He realizes that there was only trace mercury in the previous body they thought had been a shape shifter (the Nurse from the first episode), so that means the shape shifter who tried to kill Olivia is still out there.

Walter and Peter to hunt down Rebecca, the girl from the ESP video (first episode again), to see if she can still detect the shape shifters with her psychic powers. She tells them her powers faded a few years ago, but she agrees to repeat the experiment to see if her powers will return. She returns to the lab and is dosed with a variety of hallucinogens.

Meanwhile, Agent Dunham takes the device found on the dead shape shifter to the lab at Massive Dynamics. They tell her they can use the new device to repair the damaged device from the first shape shifter and will be able to generate an image of who he is disguised as now. They’ll have the results sent to Walter’s lab and Olivia’s phone.

Back at the lab, Dunam collapses and has an extended flashback to her time in the other universe. She remembers William Bell telling here that there is a war coming and he needs her to guard the gate between the two worlds. He tells her the shape shifters are looking for a certain person — a leader who can open the gate — and that’s why they’re after the frozen heads; one of them is the leader. Later, when Dunham is telling Nina Sharp of her recovered memories, Charlie calls to inform her that Nina is the shape shifter. She all but runs out of the building and encounters Charlie outside. Just then, her phone rings and sends her the results from the device that reveal that it is Charlie who is the shape shifter. There is a brutal fight, and at the end, Dunham shoots him, repeatedly. And then she learns that the other shape shifters have found their leader. This is what we call a downer ending.

1. The Worm Turns
Ah, the famed planarian experiments from the 1950s. A “scientist” trained some of the flatworms to run a maze. He then killed them and fed their remains to a second group of flatworms. This second batch of flatworms was found to be able to run the maze faster, suggested that they had gained the memories of the worms they ate. This experiment was actually featured in one of the greatest comic books of all time (Saga of the Swamp Thing #21 — “The Anatomy Lesson”). Trouble is, it’s not true. While the story of the experiment persists as a myth/urban legend, few actual scientists believe the results are valid. Over the intervening fifty years, no one has been able to duplicate the results despite repeated attempts. The current suspicion is that the positive results of the initial experiment were due to either observer bias (the tests weren’t double blinded), or the fact that the worms were following the slime trails left by the initial batch of worms.
Even if the experimental results were valid, why would that apply here? By drinking all the flatworms, shouldn’t Olivia have gained flatworm memories, not her own?

2. The Medicine Cabient
Salvia – a native Mexican plant with hallucinatory and dissociative properties. Currently legal in the U.S., but maybe not for long.
Phenothiazine - medically, it refers to a class of antipsychotic drugs derived from the chemical phenothiazine. The chemical itself isn’t really used in medicine, but is used as a dye, insecticide, and livestock dewormer.
Valium – a benzodiazepine. A relaxant and sedative. Addictive.

3. A Bad Resuscitation
How is turning Olivia’s head to the side going to open her airway?
Nitroglycerin relaxes blood vessels and drops the blood pressure. How’s that going to help Olivia?
30cc is a large amount of medication to give. If oral, that’s a shot-glass full of liquid to get down an unconscious person. If intravenous or intramuscular, that’s a hell of a lot to get in. Most IV or IM medications are 1cc or less.
I know I’ve mentioned this before several times (including a previous episode of Fringe), but despite what you’ve seen on Pulp Fiction, shooting adrenalin into the heart is a bad idea. It’s a blind stick and you could easily miss the heart, or worse, rupture one of the coronary arteries and cause a heart attack. There are other options for giving adrenalin: inject it into a blood vessel, or squirt it down the throat.

The story was good, but the medicine was bad, so it’s a wash and the Doomsday Clock stays at five ’til midnight

UPDATE: Oh look, I’ve made a Fringe landing page. It’s plain now, but I’ll fancy it up soon.

I found this the best episode of the season, so far, and one of the better ones overall. There were certainly scientific mistakes, but it was nice to see some of the “police procedural” scenes well done, fo once

The Plot:Officer Gillespie, a policeman in Philadelphia receives a mysterious phone call from the “Colonel” and is told to head to a nearby subway station and stop a man in a black trenchcoat with a black briefcase. When the officer spots the suspect and tries to grab the suitcase, he suddenly begins to crystalize. Gillespie screams in pain, then explodes, killing all around him

The Fringe Team is called in to evaluate the Philadelphia explosion because no evidence of any explosive material can be found. Poking around, Walter finds some crystallized parts of Office Gillespie, and realizes that it was the officer that exploded. He takes the bodies back to the lab for autopsy. As he pieces the crystallized officer back together, he finds needle marks between the toes — Gillespie had been injecting himself with some unknown medication.

Meanwhile, Peter takes the subway station surveillance tapes to one of his contacts, because the tapes all were strangely full of static. Peter’s friend is able to remove a little of the static but not much, so what led up to the explosion of Gillespie remains unclear. His friend speculates radio wave interference caused the static. Later, Peter and Dunham are talking to the officer’s widow when Dunham stumbles across a hidden case consisting of a syringe and a strange injectable medicine.

Across the country, Captain Burgess, once a military officer, now a suburban housewife, is seen injecting herself with the same medication. Later that day, the Colonel appears and tells her she is needed on a mission to Washington D.C. He provides her with airline tickets and hotel reservations.

Dunham and Peter discover that the Gillespie was part of an experimental medical program while he was stationed in Iraq. They travel to Iraq and track down one of the doctors who worked on the program, which was developed to produce an antidote to the chemical agent cyanogen chloride. The experiments weren’t very successful — only four out of 200 patients survived. Plus there was another unfortunate side effect: the serum turned the users into human bombs if they were exposed to a certain radio frequency.

Back in the United States, Broyles in charge of taskforce put together to capture Captain Burgess and the Colonel. They track her to a Metro station in Washington. Peter spots the Colonel and a brawl begins. Dunham is able to shut down the radio signal the Colonel had been sending just in time to stop Burgess before she exploded.

Back in FBI custody, the Colonel tells Broyles that he was trying to stop the “others” — who were planning a war and passing intelligence by a network of couriers. In the end, we see a courier hand a briefcase to the Observer, who opens it to reveal surveillance photos of Walter.

1. A Quick Summation
The idea of a person being turned into an explosive device is clever, but I just don’t see how it would work. Where would the energy of an explosion that powerful come from — even if the person were injecting a strange medication and turning to crystal? I just don’t think there are that many high-energy bonds to break in a human (particularly since the explosion left behind identifiable pieces). Admittedly, this is all “back of the envelope” math so I could be wrong, but color me suspicious.

2. Deus Ex EMP
Does an “EMP disabling device disable” EMPs, or is does it utilize EMPs to disable devices?
If the former, wouldn’t the EMP disabling device itself be disabled by an EMP?
If the latter, how did it know which device to disable or when to activate? It can’t be “always on”.
Regardless, if the device scrambles all radio waves, you wouldn’t be able to listen to the radio or talk on your cell phone inside the station.

3. Moses Supposed his Toeses are Roses
The webspace between the toes is used by addicts to inject drugs because the track marks are harder to find. It is commonly used by medical personnel who are addicted.
Captain Burgess’s injection was horrible as she has apparently never heard of sterile technique. There are nasty germs on the soles of the feet, why invite them into the body?

4. Just Like Detective Comics
Cyanogen chloride is a nasty chemical weapon. It acts as both an irritant (to the skin, mucous membranes, and respiratory tract) and a cyanide agent. Like most cyanide agents, it is quick acting (less than 10 minutes, usually). Treatment involves skin decontamination and use of cyanide antidotes.
With treatment, the chemical is cleared from the body quickly, there would be no need for continuing injections. And even if the soldiers were lied to about the serum, their own NBC training should have raised questions.

5. Video Killed the Radio Star
316 megahertz is technically UHF, not VHF, and falls in the band controlled by the government.

While there was questionable science this week, the episode score points by actually showing some detective work (though mostly by Peter, Dunham — as usual — stumbled into clues) and having an enjoyably suspenseful chase at the end. The Doomsday Clock gains a minute, and goes back to five ’til midnight.

A good season finale for Fringe. Lots of mysteries were tied up, or at least explained, but enough were left for next season to explore.

The Plot: Nina Sharp has been shot by David Robert Jones and is rushed into surgery. Agent Dunham and her team review the surveillance tapes and notices that Jones did something to Sharp’s bionic arm. After she recovers from surgery, she tells them that he stole an extremely powerful power cell that had been hidden there. Sharp tells Dunham that Jones was once an employee and protégé of William Bell, and he was fired for reasons she refuses to articulate. She goes on to tell Dunham that Jones is hunting for Bell so he can kill him. If Dunham can stop Jones, though, Nina will guarantee her a meeting with the elusive Bell. Nina goes on to explain that Bell is currently living in an alternate dimension, and Jones is trying to travel to that dimension to pursue him. Pulling all the “x-files” the FBI has, Dunham is able to come up with a pattern to the “Pattern” which points to Reiden Lake as the epicenter.

Meanwhile, Jones has set up a strange machine in a New York City street. It emits a high pitched whine, and then open a shimmering doorway into another dimension. A truck comes barreling through, but is cut in half when the unstable doorway closes. Jones later tries the same trick on a soccer field, but this time an unfortunate player is cut in half. He heads to Reiden Lake to try a third time.

Over in Massachusetts, Walter has gone missing. Peter tracks him to an old beach home the family owns. Digging through various boxes, Walter finds what the Observer sent him to locate: a machine that plugs dimensional holes. He and Peter head for Reiden Lake, because Walter tells Peter that’s where he opened the first doorway.

Dunham’s team meets up with the Bishops, and together they confront Jones. He has opened his doorway and is about to go through when Dunham shoots him, again and again. He shrugs off the bullets, explaining that while the radiation from the teleporter may be slowly killing him, in the meantime, it has made him more than human. He finally enters the doorway, but Peter uses Walter’s machine to shut the gate, cutting Jones in half and killing him.

As the episode ends, Walter stands tearfully over a grave labeled “Peter Bishop, 1978-1985″ — so the Peter we know must be the Peter from the alternate dimension. Olivia finds herself transported to the alternate world where she meets with William Bell in his office in one of the towers of the World Trade Center.

1. I’m As Shocked As You
The medicine in the emergency room scene was pretty spot on, so no complaints from me there.

2. It Keeps Going and Going and Going
I like the way Jones was being particularly careful with the energy cell, like it was on the verge of exploding. Meanwhile, Nina had just schlepped it around in her arm, swinging it this way and that, not careful at all.

3. Flight 19, Where Are You?
“The Pattern” works best when it is all fictional. Trying to work in the Bermuda Triangle just cheapens it for me — especially as all good skeptics know, there is no real mystery there at all.

4. A Little Dry
I’d expect more blood out of people cut in half.

5. You Must Learn To Govern Your Passions; They Will Be Your Undoing
There is little Leonard Nimoy can’t add a touch of class gravitas too — well, except this (and this).
Actually, I was expecting more from him. It sounded like he was on the verge of cracking himself up.

A good episode. I liked that it actually answered some questions, which was frankly more than I expected. Of course, there’s still a bunch left for next year. Anyway, it was a good episode — good enough to move the clock back to 11:55

A rather unexciting episode of Fringe overall, despite several clever plot concepts. Definitely a “sum of the whole is less than the parts” week.

The Plot: A young woman is desperately trying to get to a hospital when she suddenly catches fire and explodes. Agent Dunham and her team are called in to investigate. Through dental records, they are able to identify her as Susan Pratt, a 29 year-old toll booth attendant. They search her apartment and find a large check made out by a mysterious lawyer, a lawyer whose office seems hurriedly deserted. Walter initially suspects spontaneous human combustion, and then deduces that Susan was a pyrokinetic (think Firestarter) who could not control her own powers.

Meanwhile, Agent Dunham is having recurrent hallucinations. Walter tells her that she is experiencing déjà vu, which he explains are visions of an alternate reality. The next time Dunham has one of the hallucinations, she investigates and discovers that in this reality, Susan had a twin sister Nancy. Sure enough, in our reality there is a twin sister too, and Olivia’s team rushes to Nancy’s apartment, but she has been kidnapped. Luckily, Peter has invented a machine that can pull sounds from an apartment window which was melted during the kidnapping. Uncovering the sound of a phone dialing, Olivia is able to trace a call made to Sanford Harris’ phone (if you can’t remember, Sanford Harris is the new a**hole boss at the FBI who took over earlier in the season). She and Charlie track Harris to a warehouse where he and the lawyer have locked up Nancy and are experimenting on her. In the final confrontation, Nancy is rescued and Harris burned alive by her pyrokinesis.

The episode ends with a variety of short scenes: Olivia confronts Walter about the experiments he and Walter Bell performed on her and other children, Nina visits Broyle to discuss the reappearance of the Observer, Walter discovers the missing original ZFT manifesto just as the Observer walks in and tells him it is time to go, and Nina is shot by masked men in her apartment building.

1. Walter’s Reality, Quite Different From My Reality
A myth is an unverified fact? I’m sure Zeus would be happy to know he’s factual, merely unverified.

2. Again and Again
That is an interesting explanation for déjà vu. Just saying.
Would Robert Frost approve?

3. Too Close a Look
There are so many things wrong with Peter’s electron microscope/Geiger counter/mp3 player. Here are just a few:
Electron microscope samples have to be specially prepared.
At electron microscope level, there would be so many natural grooves and bumps in the surface of the glass that it would have tremendous background noise. Even an LP or CD at that level of detail would have so many imperfections it would be hard to hear the actual sound.
A flash fried window captured that much sound?
Peter was somehow able to reproduce the sound perfectly down to the exact voices and tones of a dialing phone?

4. Irony
I had to laugh when Walter told Olivia she was a good investigator — she’s anything but. For instance, she missed the entire closet full of gray clothes and the check from a mysterious lawyer that all tie into the emotion spewing guy from episode 17.

5. Y Kant Olivia Read?
Olivia is a cornflake gal. Is that anything like a Cornflake Girl?

A plainly mediocre episode. Not bad enough to advance the clock, but not good enough to gain some time. (With just one episode left, it is extremely unlikely the Doomsday Clock will run out…this year at least. Fringe has been renewed, so I’ll continue the clock next year.)

A strongly mediocre episode of Fringe. At least the science and medicine wasn’t too bad this time around.

And Peter’s whining is really starting to get on my nerves.

The Plot: An explosion at a construction site occurs in Manhattan. The public is told that it was a gas main explosion, but that’s only part of the story. A 2 foot long metal egg-shaped cylinder was found in the rubble and it had apparently tunneled up to the surface from underground at high speeds and hit a gas main, causing the explosion.

Dunham and her team are called in. The object is moved to a warehouse command center, but Walter has it moved to his lab at Harvard. This turns out to be a good thing, because a thug wielding a futuristic weapon attacks the warehouse looking for the egg. Back at his lab, Walter wonders if the egg might be related to Project Thor, a plan he once worked on that featured an underground torpedo. When he and Peter hear about the warehouse attack, Walter decides to hide the egg. He sends Peter off on an errand, then sedates Astrid. He grabs the egg and flees.

Walter is eventually found hours later and tells Agent Dunham that he hid the egg, but doesn’t remember well. Meanwhile, the thug is still trying to find the egg. He abducts one of Dunham’s contacts and uses a through-the-nose mind reading machine on him. Later, he abducts Peter Bishop, uses the same machine on him, and discovers the location of the egg’s hiding place — even though Peter isn’t aware that he knows it. Dunham tracks Peter and the thug to the graveyard where the egg was hidden and guns down the thug during a chase. The egg burrows into the ground and disappears. Peter confronts a strange bald man who seems to be linked to the Pattern and has been observing events for years. He ends up on the losing side of this fight as well.

Not much to comment on science- and medicine-wise (except for the obviously ridiculous mind reading and “learning by osmosis” ideas). The rest is just nit-picks:

1. The Arrival
Sadly not related to the Charlie Sheen B-movie sci-fi flick The Arrival.
Which incidentally stars Ron Silver — who I have been reliably informed is actually a deadly assassin working for NASA. I expect this fact to show up in Fringe sooner or later.

2. Project Thor
Was the egg part of Project Thor or not?

3. Iridium
Iridium is a logical choice for a torpedo that travels through the earth as it is one of the most heat resistant metals known.
Solid Iridium is a yellowish-platinum color though, not indigo.
Astrid should have seen what was coming. Iridium is the second densest element, how was a tiny syringe going to penetrate it?

4. Mind Reading, take two
Enough with the mind-reading already — although the thug’s model appears to be an upgrade as it conveniently converts thoughts into sounds (though only mono). And uses an oscilloscope.

5. Osmosis Jones
Learning through osmosis and proximity? Nonesense. If that actually worked I would have aced every test in college and med school, and though it pains me to reveal this, I did not.
Reminds me a little too much of the discredited Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon.

6. The Observer
A bald guy who observes. Where have I seen that before?

Fed up with always being overshadowed by fellow DC comics hipster Buzzy, Binky finally makes an appearance in a PSA — though he’s basically a passive observer, with Tim and nameless-grocery-delivery-boy getting the attention.

This is at least the second PSA with a “stay in school” theme (the other was “Not Wanted: High School Dropouts“). I guess DC Comics and the National Social Welfare Assembly felt that this was a major problem among comic book readers in the ’50s and ’60s.

This particular PSA is from The Brave and the Bold #20, though it can be found in other DC comics from October 1958. It’s actually the second go around of this PSA, which first appeared in some October 1951 comics. It was printed yet a third time, in November 1966 comics. 15 years off a single PSA — that’s not too shabby. As usual, the script is by Jack Schiff (of course), with Win Mortimer on pencils and inks.

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Generally, I ignore Grant Morrison’s more eccentric declarations and ideas. Every once in a while though, there is a statement that I simply cannot ignore and must address. Seven Soldiers: Frankenstein #3 contains such a statement.

It would be understandable if you thought Dr. Emoto was a creation of Morrison’s. His name does have that comic book ring to it. However, Dr. Masuru Emoto is a very real person (or at least Emoto is real, the “doctor” part is the subject of some controversy*).

Emoto claims that when positive or negative thoughts are directed at a sample of water, and that sample is then frozen and thawed, the resulting ice crystals differ on whether the thoughts focused on the water were good or bad. Positive thoughts result in beautiful ice crystals, while negative thoughts result in ugly misshapen ones. Emoto has even gone so far as to claim that positive or negative words taped to the water container can have the same effect.

Sadly, there’s not one iota of science supporting his claims. It’s all sloppy pseudoscience and wishful thinking. His results are nonsense for several reasons, but let me focus on the two main ones.

1. Science is independently reproducible. Given the same equipment and training, anyone should be able to reproduce experiments and gain the same results. In legitimate science, this happens. When it doesn’t, we become very suspicious — to say the least. No other independant researcher has been able to reproduce Emoto’s results.

Before you believe any research touted on the news or internet, wait and see if the results can be legitimately reproduced by other researchers. If they can’t, don’t bother wasting your time on the claims.

(This replies to all science: if it’s not reproducible by others, it’s likely that something fishy is going on. Consider cold fusion that we all heard so much about a few years ago but that has now been relegated to “might-have-beens.” Or more recently the Korean cloning scandal. Neither of these experiments were reproducible and both ultimately were shown to be false in large part).

2. Science experiments are designed to eliminate — or at the very least minimize — bias. Emoto’s experiments don’t avoid bias, instead they welcome it. His studies are not randomized and not blinded. He knows before looking at crystals which sample he is looking at and whether it is positive or negative; he knows what results he wants to find. Consciously or unconsciously this leads to a selection bias.

Personally, I wonder about positive and negative words. It seems to me that the same words can have different connotations depending upon the situation and the observer. For example, what if I taped the name “Osama bin Laden” to a glass of water? To me and most Americans, that would be a strongly negative word. To certain Muslims though, his name is regarded postively. So which crystals would form, beautiful or ugly? Same goes for “Tom Delay,” “Abortion,” or “Reaganomics” — who’s to say which are positive or negative? Even emotions are not so clear cut. What if I taped the word “love” to a glass of water? Certainly love can be a beautiful thing, and it usually is. But what about the love of an alcoholic for his liquor, or the love that causes an abused spouse to return to their abuser, or a misguided love that leads to murder. Love is not always good (nor hate always bad).

More Information:

• The Wikipedia article on Masura Emoto
• Randi on Masura Emoto’s Experiments (second story down).
• Images of the Emoto’s Water Crystals ( warning – this site features very suspect medical advice — but pretty picturesof crystals ).

*Emoto earned his degreee from the Open International University for Alternative Medicine whose doctorate program requires one year, five “papers”, and $350.

Hawk & Dove #1 is a set-up issue. Sure, there’s some action, but mainly it exists to re-introduce the characters from the Hawk & Dove mini-series and to provide hints of upcoming threats.

The issue begins with Hank and Dawn recalling their part in defending the Earth during Invasion! As you may recall, they appeared only briefly (and that’s being generous) in issue #2 of the mini-series. Hank and Dawn have more grandiose memories of their participation: Hank tells Ren that Hawk himself led the charge against the aliens in Australia. Dove, on the other hand, skimps over the action and instead remembers being hit on by both Guy Gardner and Booster Gold. I’m sure something could be made of the fact that Hawk remembers action while Dove remembers sexual harassment, but you won’t read it here. Nope.

The Kesels manage to include some very telling moments in the Invasion! flashback. Dove runs to rescue some children from a falling wall — the same way the original Dove died — and Hawk rushes over to rescue her, repeating “Not again! Not gonna let this happen again.” Dove, however, has managed to rescue herself. Later when the aliens drop the “Gene Bomb,” Hank and Dawn are not affected in the least and still retain their super-powers as Hawk and Dove. This proves that their abilities are not based on the meta-gene (DC’s answer to Marvel’s mutant gene), but are due to some other yet unexplained factor.

After the reminiscing, Ren, Hank and Dawn catch up with Donna and Kyle at the local pub. Meanwhile, our favorite cops, Captain Arsala and Wolfson, are trying to figure out what happened to Kestrel and whether Hawk killed him. “All I’m saying is that Hawk’s capable of doin’ it, Captain. More capable than most super-heroes, it you ask me.” They also skim over some cases that turn out to be most of the villains Hawk and Dove will encounter in their first year: “Explosion in Alexandria…No trace of bomb or natural causes. Unidentified man killed by an extremely high dose of snake venom. Bank in Richmond robbed by Dillinger, Bonnie & Clyde”

The real action of the story starts when a strange robot teleports into a DC jewelry store and starts stealing all of the gold. Hank and Dawn happen to be passing by and they rush in, change to Hawk and Dove, and confront the robot. A great deal of property damage is done, and in the end Hawk manages to decapitate the robot. In our second of three foreshadowing episodes, the robot teleports away but tells Hawk: “Name’s Gauntlet…Remember it…Got friends…We’ll be back.”

In our final bit of foreshadowing, Hawk and Dove’s appearance in the jewelry store catches the eye of a mysterious observer named Barter who deduces that the pair are some form of mystical conduit. He decides that they’ll be just perfect for his upcoming plans.

Writers Karl and Barbara Kesel manage to convey a great deal of information in this issue, and all in an entertaining fashion. Readers are re-introduced to Hawk/Hank and Dove/Dawn as well as their friends Ren, Kyle and Donna. The Washington D.C. SCU cops are re-introduced as well, and their antagonism towards Hawk, yet grudging acceptance of Dove, is demonstrated. After creating Kestrel, the evil reflection of Hawk and Dove, the Kesel’s create their second great villain in Barter. I’m truly surprised that no other writer has used him since.

The art by Greg Guler and Scott Hanna is well done. Comparing issue #1 to later issues, it’s apparent that Guler is still developing his skill at drawing the duo, but he’s already better than most. His action scenes, while not as explosive as Liefeld’s, show a stronger sense of composition and flow. He also shows that he’s better at drawing facial expression, especially humorous ones.