Comic Book Cliche: The Traitorous Hero with a Giveaway Name

One of my favorite comic book clichés has got to be the traitorous hero who’s really a villain — but whose name makes it so obvious that they’re evil it’s a wonder the heroes never figured it out.

How about Nemesis Kid, who was accepted into the Legion of Super-Heroes but turned out to be a villain?

Then there is the Martian Manhunter’s brother Ma’alefa’ak. C’mon, his name means evil

Or how about Sinestro? Why did the Guardians ever think a guy named Sinestro would be a force for good?

My favorite example of this cliché is the villain from Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #91, where the gang leader named “Mr. Traitor” is — surprise, surprise — a traitor, and the entire gang is shocked at this fact.

What do you men Mr. Traitor is a traitor?

Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: X-Men #204

Blindfold bleeds

This week’s example of the psychic nosebleed comes from the recent X-Men #204, where the mutant precog unimaginatively named “Blindfold” has what can only be described as a really bad premonition.

Script is by Mike Carey with art by Mike Choi.

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The She-Hulk’s Second Transfusion

Everyone remembers Jennifer Walter’s famous transfusion of Bruce Banner’s blood in Savage She-Hulk #1 that led her to become the She-Hulk. But how many people remember her second transfusion of his “gamma-irradiated” blood?

In the space of only six issues (The Sensational She-Hulk #52-57), the She-Hulk is depowered, killed, resurrected, repowered, overpowered, and then depowered again. How does Jennifer Walters react to her permanent loss of powers?

Why, she gets a second transfusion of gamma-irradiated blood from her cousin the Hulk, who is conveniently nearby. Slightly less hectic than her first transfusion, but still medically suspect. This also raises a few questions. Her first transfusion was from Bruce Banner, her second from the Hulk — does that make a difference? Also, how much gamma-irradiated blood does it take to change Jen into the She-Hulk? A full unit? Half a unit? A vial? A drop? If mutant blood can be refined into a drug, one would think gamma-irradiated blood would be the next step — a drug that not only grants super-powers, but also reveals a deeply hidden inner desire.

The She-Hulk's second transfusion
Script by Michael Eury, with art by Pat Olliffe and Fred Fredericks

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Monday PSA: Hippocrates — Father of Medicine

Hippocrates - Father of Medicine! Click for the full page. If you talk about medicine and the history of medicine long enough, certain names are going to be mentioned: Galen, Osler, Harvey, and of course, Hippocrates. Hippocrates was the premier physician of Ancient Greek and is considered by many to be the “Father of Medicine.” The Hippocratic Oath is named after him (and was allegedly written by him).

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Hippocrates had a great many followers and it’s often hard to tell which stories and sayings are rightfully attributed to him, or were really penned by one of his followers. This brief PSA on Hippocrates from Ben Casey #2 (Dell Comics, 1962) casts an uncritical eye on the legend of Hippocrates and should be taken with a grain of salt. The Wikipedia article on Hippocrates provides a more accurate account of his actual history.

Oddly, neither the PSA nor Wikipedia mentions his battle with Dr. Strange.

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House Challenge - Week 3

A high scoring episode this week thanks to two patients, multiple diagnoses, and the inclusion of favorites such as Lupus and Multiple Sclerosis.

High scores for this week go to Chiwith 16; JockMwith 13; and Georgie and Justin with 12. Almost every player scored at least a point or two.

Overall, after Episode 6, Chi takes the lead with a total of 19, with JockM in second with 16. Case and proudfoot tie for third with 13.

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House - Episode 6 (Season 4): “Whatever It Takes”

Two patients this week, so twice the fun. Foreman and the team treat a drag racer with neurological symptoms while House is summoned by the CIA to examine a sick agent. It was a fun episode, with a couple of nice surprises at the end, but the medicine itself was fairly haphazard and shallow.

Spoilers below, so don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Spoiler Alert!!

Casey Alfonso is a young female drag racer. Shortly after winning a race, she starts to experience blurred vision and distorted hearing. She has a seizure and collapses. House takes the case not because he finds it interesting medically, but because he is impressed by Casey’s car. About this time, an agent from the CIA arrives to talk with him. There is a sick agent in Virginia and they’d like him to take a look.

Foreman notes that Casey’s labs show dehydration and suspects heat stroke. Challenged by House, the team comes up with several more possible diagnoses including a hereditary brain disorder, transient ischemia (a “mini-stroke”), and paraneoplastic syndrome. House adds calcium deficiency and Cushing’s Disease(the body makes too much of the steroid hormone cortisol because of a tumor in the pituitary gland) to the list on his way out the door. He orders the team to get a new patient history, perform a full neurological exam, and check a brain MRI. The history reveals nothing new except that Casey’s father experienced some nausea before the race. Foreman adds food poisoning to the list of possible diagnoses. The exam appears to shows decreased lower extremity reflexes, but Foreman and Frat Guy quibble over this.

With the decreased reflexes, Miller-Fisher becomes a possibility. Casey suffers another seizure and shows vertical nystagmus, seeming to confirm Miller Fisher Syndrome. Foreman wants to start her on plasmapheresis (removal, filtering, and return of her plasma), but she refuses, not trusting his diagnosis. When he returns to talk to her a second time, she has developed a fever and delirium. The differential now includes multiple sclerosis, meningitis, amyloidosis, and lupus. A spinal tap shows no evidence of meningitis, but seems to suggest multiple sclerosis. The blood work is weakly positive for lupus. Foreman favors the multiple sclerosis diagnosis and starts Casey on interferon. Behind his back, Cuthroat Bitch and Plastic Surgeon start her on steroids for lupus. Her fever improves, but she now develops numbness and paralysis in her legs. Foreman now suspects Botulism but Frat Guy suspects Polio. Foreman starts her on treatment for botulism when Frat Guy returns with labs showing that Casey does indeed have Polio. There is no treatment for polio, but Frat Guy wants to start her on high dose Vitamin C, a therapy that allegedly showed promise in the ’60s. She improves on the treatment and regains feeling and use of her legs. When House returns, the team tells him about their diagnosis and successful treatment of polio. Foreman walks into the room, pointing out inconsistencies in her labs: Casey’s blood was negative for polio when she entered the hospital. He suspects she may have porphyria. House shoots down that idea, but quickly points out the Frat Guy faked the polio diagnosis — Casey never had it. He gave her thallium to mimic the symptoms, faked her labs, then stopped the thallium so it looked like the Vitamin C therapy worked. Frat Guy tries to defend himself to the team, but they all look away. House tells him that he needs to quit, then after he leaves, tells Foreman to call the police. He also reveals that Foreman was right all along: heat stroke.


At a military hospital, House and Dr. Curtis, an immunologist from the Mayo Clinic, have been consulted on a patient the CIA suspects was a target of assassination. They will give no details of where “John” has been or what he was doing, but ultimately Dr. Terzi, the doctor in charge, informs them that he’s spent the better part of a year in Bolivia. She also tells them that multiple toxin screens have been negative, as have tests for heavy metal poisoning. The patient himself cannot add much more — he is cachectic (sickly thin) with peeling skin on his face and deformed fingernails. Reading in his chart that John eats a lot of chestnuts, Dr. Curtis suggests Horse Chestnut poisoning, but House discounts that. House favors alcohol-induced pancreatitis, but Curtis thinks John is a victim of radiation poisoning. He starts him on iodine and antibiotics to treat the radiation poisoning. John’s vitals stabilize and Dr. Curtis feels triumphant until House informs him that he stopped the iodine, but left the antibiotics going and stopped giving the patient food to treat his pancreatitis. House is feeling pleased with himself until they notice that John is not responsive and nearly comatose.

House now suspects Waldenström Macroglobulinemia, a rare cancer, while Dr. Curtis suspects an infection. John is started on plasmapheresis and chemotherapy for the Waldenström. Shortly after starting the chemo, John’s hair begins falling out. This is too soon to be related to the chemotherapy, and suggests that Dr. Curtis was right in his suspicion of radiation poisoning. The patient is restarted on the iodine along with some Chinese herbs that have shown success in limited trials. No one believes that John has long to live. As House is sitting by his bedside, John opens up a little to him. Listening to his story, House realizes that John was not in Bolivia, but instead Brazil. He does not have radiation poisoning, but instead selenium poisoning from eating too many Brazil nuts (which are called “chestnuts” in Brazil and are high in selenium). He is started on chelation therapy to treat the selenium toxicity and is expected to recover. House offers Dr. Terzi a place on his staff and is surprised when she shows up later at the hospital to take him up on the offer.


The medicine was all over the place this week, broad but not very thorough. Diagnoses were suggested and then forgotten with abandon. Simple things were missed and an unusual continuity error showed up. First, for heat stroke, a temperature is extremely important — you can’t diagnose heat stroke without it. It would have decreased by the time House’s team took over, but any competent EMT or ER doctor would have checked it.

Casey’s symptoms didn’t really match any of the diagnoses well. For instance, Miller Fisher can cause nystagmus, but it is a horizontal nystagmus. Vertical nystagmus is unlikely given that paralysis of the vertical gaze is common in Miller Fisher. The time course of her symptoms don’t fit well with most of the suggestions either.

A “weak positive” ANA is not uncommon in healthy non-Lupus patients, but I wonder why her ESR (sed rate) was so high.

Chase needs to put his mask on before he scrubs his hands, or he’ll contaminate his hands by putting it on afterwards.

Continuity: An MRI was ordered, then referred to as a CT (an entirely different test), and then called an MRI again. This is an error I haven’t seen on House before.

As for House and the CIA, pancreatitis is an easy diagnosis with simple blood tests (lipase and amylase). Antibiotics are not a treatment for pancreatitis (but he’s right that withholding food is). It seems weird that House would object to Curtis placing John on antibiotics for a possible infection when he has just been on them for the suspected radiation poisoning and pancreatitis.

The ultimate solutions were fitting, though more should have been done to diagnose heat stroke. It seems that all of Casey’s symptoms subsequent to admission can be blamed on the thallium. John must have really liked Brazil Nuts, but they are the food highest in Selenium, and chronic selenium toxicity (”Alkali Disease”) fits his symptoms well.


The medical mysteries were mixed. The CIA agent was interesting, but Casey’s case — initially at least — was humdrum. Together, they earn a B. The medicine was just average — lots of ideas but no follow through, particularly on Casey, so gets just a C. The solutions were good — simple for Foreman’s patient, and obscure for House’s — and earn an A-. The soap opera was only so-so, as their wasn’t much House interaction with Foreman, Wilson, Cuddy, or the team, which are usually the highlights of the episode. It was nice to see him spar with Dr. Curtis, but he didn’t have the history the other characters do. Foreman clearly needs to get the team to respect him, and the bantering with Dr. Terzi was intriguing. Overall, the soap opera earns a C+.

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Picture Quiz: Iron Man

Scene from Iron Man #23

In this scene from Iron Man #23, Tony Stark is explaining how the super-villain Graviton managed to commit suicide by using his powers. He cuts an imposing figure with all his expensive technology, but there’s a significant mistake in the scene…

Iron Man #23 script by Charles and Daniel Knauf, pencils by Butch Guice

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Countdown to Adventure #3: A Medical Review

Countdown to Adventure #3 “The Home Front: In the Time of the Plague”
Adam Beechen, writer
Eddy Barrows, pencils

Animal Man’s son Cliff has become infected with a strange disease that causes people to become violent and fly into a rage. He is secured and brought to the hospital, where to doctor examines him.

scene from Countdown to Adventure #3

There are a few things that catch my eye in this scene.

  1. The doctor states that the cause of Cliff’s infection is some sort of virus — but he doesn’t know how it is being spread. He then mentions that the infected patients are placed in isolation. So then why isn’t Cliff in isolation? Everyone in the room should be wearing gowns, gloves, and masks. Given that the virus may be airborne, he should also be in a negative pressure room as well. Instead, everyone — including the medical personnel — is just standing around talking, potentially exposing themselves to the virus (in fact, later scenes show the door to the room is sitting wide open — nice isolation). Standard medical protocol in cases like this is to isolate suspicious patients first and confirm infection afterward.
     
  2. The doctor pretty much contradicts himself, saying that he believes that all the people who are going to get infected have already become infected — so then why worry about isolation at all?
     
  3. While the viral infection may be an epidemic, I think “infectious disease specialist” fits the context better than “epidemiologist.”
     
  4. I’m pretty impressed the doctor was able to see the virus at all under a microscope. Optical microscopes, under the best possible conditions, have a resolution limit of about 200 nanometers. Most viruses have a diameter of 10-150 nanometers, making them too small to be seen by standard microscopy. Non-optical microscopes such as electron microscopes can be used to visualize viruses, but these require a lot of preparation and aren’t the kind of tools a standard hospital has, or that a regular doctor would ever be allowed to use. (Of course, this is the DC Universe, where there seems to be a STAR Lab around every corner. So possibly they loaned the hospital some of their equipment — or maybe the doctor has the superpower to bend the laws of physics). There are also a few very, very rare viruses that are large enough to be seen with an optical microscope. It could be that seeing a virus this large is what led the doctor to believe that it is an “alien virus.”

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Your Weekend Moment on Psychic Nosebleed Zen: X-Men Messiah Complex

Xavier has a problem
Xavier has a problem
From X-Man Messiah Complex Chapter One (Brubaker, Silvestri) comes this scene of Professor Xavier using Cerebra to augment his psychic powers and ending up with unexpectedly bloody results.

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Happy Veteran’s Day

cover, Star Spangled War Stories #151

I’m taking Monday off for Veteran’s Day.

I’ll be back Tuesday in time for House, plus another look at Superman’s ability to distinguish specific heartbeats across the city.

House Challenge - Week 4

This week, it was feast or famine. You either got Lyme Disease (and 12 points), or you didn’t (and ended up with 0 or 1 points).

High scores for this week go to Not My Second Opinion and Bubba with 13.

Overall, after Episode 7, proudfoot moves up to take first with 25 points. Chi drops to second with 20, and Bubba takes third with 18.

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House - Episode 7 (Season 4): “Ugly”

A mediocre episode tonight. There were several good ideas (the facial deformity, the documentary crew), but it never gelled into a good episode. The medicine was spotty and the soap opera focused too much on a few characters instead of spreading the wealth.

Spoiler Warning!

Kenny, a sixteen year-old boy with a prominent facial deformation has arrived at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital for reconstructive surgery. A documentary team is trailing behind, filming everything. As Kenny is being prepped for the operation, his heart rate shoots up and he goes into ventricular fibrillation. This requires defibrillation and the placement of a pacing wire to get his heart beating normally again (a temporary external pacemaker is being used to restore a normal heart rhythm). He is admitted to House’s team for the work-up of his heart problem.

The initial differential diagnosis includes increased intracranial pressure, a congenital heart defect, or endocarditis. House dismisses all these. He has noticed some darkened skin under Kenny’s nose (identified as acanthosis nigricans) and suspects that he has been inhaling (”huffing”) Freon, which has damaged his heart. He orders a nuclear study (a test which uses a radioactive dye or marker) to look for scarring in the heart. The nuclear study is essentially negative, and Dr Taub (the plastic surgeon candidate) suggests that Kenny might have Toxoplasmosis and he wants to perform a lumbar puncture. House points out that Taub doesn’t really think that Kenny has toxoplasmosis, he just wants to do the lumbar puncture to check the intracranial pressure; Taub admits as much. House still thinks that Kenny has been doing drugs and orders an EP study (an electrophysiology study is one that uses tiny catheters to look for and treat abnormal rhythms in the heart). Dr. Taub starts the EP study, but stops when he determines that Kenny has never used drugs. About this time, Kenny starts coughing up blood.

The differential is now a Mallory-Weiss tear (a bleeding rip in the esophagus from prolonged coughing or vomiting), a nasal papilloma, a peptic ulcer, nasopharyngeal angiofibrosis, stomach cancer with paraneoplastic syndrome, or liver failure. An EGD is performed which shows no stomach cancer, but does show bleeding varices (distended veins of the esophagus), which go with liver failure.

Dr. Terzi suggests an autoimmune disease like Scleroderma, but is shot down. A mitochondrial disorder is suggested as well, and Dr. Taub continues to think that Kenny has increased intracranial pressure. His retinas are examined. They show no degeneration (said to be a sign of mitochondrial disease), but do show papilledema (a type of retinal swelling — a sign of increased intracranial pressure). When informed of this fact, House points out that Kenny’s skull deformity gives him an increased intracranial pressure and he’s lived with it all his life so House doesn’t think this is the problem. Instead, he suspects JRA (juvenile rheumatoid arthritis) and wants to start Kenny on steroids. There is a dust up between Taub and House and Cuddy ultimately gets involved. A head CT is obtained. House believes that is shows signs of JRA, while Taub thinks it shows something different. Cuddy sides with House and steroids are started. Taub is fired (but told not to leave).

Kenny shows some signs of improvement on the steroids, but House notices his little finger twitching and decides that he must be wrong and he does not have JRA. The team suggests Kenny may just be nervous about the operation. Dr. 13 suggests Lyme Disease but House points out that Kenny has no rash. Amber suggests Rheumatic Fever. Everyone else thinks that House was correct with the JRA and the steroids have it under control. The pacing wire is successfully removed and Kenny proceeds to surgery. Dr. 13 hangs around, concerned that House is right and something besides JRA is wrong. Looking closely, she realizes that Kenny does have a rash, it is just hidden by his deformity and hair. Shaving his hair reveals the classic erythema migrans rash of Lyme Disease.


The candidates (those that talked this week, anyway), all came up with some pretty good possible diagnoses. House, on the other hand, just seemed to randomly throw out diagnoses with little logic behind them

Lyme Disease seemed quite a stretch to me. You’ll notice they were quite vague about the time course because Kenny was exhibiting symptoms of both acute and chronic Lyme disease simultaneously. Only 60-80% of people with Lyme have the classic rash — so not finding it does not mean it can’t be Lyme Disease (but finding it almost guarantees it is). They never even mentioned ticks once.

Performing a lumbar puncture on someone with increased intracranial pressure can be very dangerous. The sudden release of pressure from the LP can lead part of the brainstem to herniate downwards, killing the patient or rendering them comatose. Getting a CT scan first is always a good idea (and admittedly there’s no suggestion that Taub would not have gotten a CT before doing the LP).

House’s reaction to the increased ICP was a little strange: it’s not an increased ICP, it’s not an increased ICP, oh, of course there’s an increased ICP but he’s always had it so it doesn’t matter. Why not just tell Taub that at the beginning and be done with it?

No joint pain in either JRA or Lyme Disease?

Did Kenny have bloody cough — as his symptoms suggested to me — or was it gastrointestinal bleeding? The differential focused entirely on the GI aspect, ignoring the pulmonary possibilities.

I can (almost) accept the Young Guns or candidates performing x-rays and CT scans, but not electrophysiology studies. They are very complex, and can be quite dangerous (one of my patients had one 2 weeks ago and his heart stopped twice during the test requiring defibrillation). It takes specialty training beyond regular cardiology to get certified, and no plastic surgeon is going to have those credentials.

Acanthosis nigricans looks nothing like Erythema Migrans and there’s no way you’d ever confuse the two. Acanthosis doesn’t show up on the face like that, either.

Was Foreman in the bathroom for the entire case? Nope, he was there, just so bland I forgot him.


The medical mystery just wasn’t that compelling this week and earns a mere C. The solution was a stretch, and House ruled it out earlier when he should have known better, so another C. The medicine overall was only average at best — the diagnoses were good, but then dismissed with little logic for House’s pet diagnoses. This also earns a C, for a medicine hat trick. The soap opera was mostly forgettable. Dr. Terzi seemed like an intriguing character last week, but you couldn’t have told that this week. Cuddy was mostly toothless. The spotlight on Dr Taub had promise, but neglected too many of the other more interesting candidates. The House/Wilson banter nearly salvaged the soap opera and brought it up to a B-.

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Can Superman Tell One Heartbeat From Another?

Scene from Superman - Man of Steel #121
Scene from Superman: The Man of Steel #121

Once again, I want to take a look at Superman’s ability to distinguish people’s “unique” heartbeats from miles away. I’ve spoken out against this interpretation of his power before, but now I’ll admit that I’m starting to change my mind — at least a little. I think it mostly boils down to how you define “heartbeat.”

I am willing to concede that each individual has a unique heartbeat – and by heartbeat I mean the sound the heart makes as it beats (the “lub-dub”). After all, no two hearts are precisely alike and these minuscule differences in size, shape, thickness, and other factors are enough to make each heart sound slightly different to someone with Superman’s super hearing. It’s possible that Superman would be able to find a particular individual by listening for and locating their specific heart sounds (of course, whether this precise level and discrimination of hearing is actually possible by the laws of physics is another topic entirely).

Bear in mind that heart sounds are not fixed and can change. An injured heart will not beat normally, and this is reflected in the sounds it makes. Heart valves can grow floppy with time (”prolapse”), or become stiffer (”stenosis”). Fluid status (dehydrated or overloaded) can also influence heart sounds (for instance, I have always found it easier to hear murmurs in pregnant patients because the extra blood they’re pumping around makes murmurs much more apparent). Longstanding high blood pressure can lead to a thickening in the walls of the heart. Generally, these are gradual changes so Superman should remain able to recognize someone’s particular heart sounds for years and years (though sudden severe heart damage — a large heart attack for instance — could lead to an instant change in heart sounds rendering this ability less useful. So if you want to hide from Superman, your best bet is to be out of shape and unfit).

However, I continue to doubt that Superman could locate someone by listening for their particular heart rate and rhythm. Rhythm and especially rate can change at a moment’s notice, particularly when a person is under stress and their adrenaline is flowing (like when they’re being chased by Superman, for example). Take a decongestant this morning? Someone just cut you off in traffic? Did you have your usual latte, or did you skip it? Take your blood pressure medicine? All of these can affect the heart rate and rhythm rendering Superman’s ability to track by these factors dubious. Thus in the Question #4 (recent mini-series, not the older ongoing series), when Superman tells the Question that each pulse is individual like a fingerprint, I have to call shenanigans because that’s comparing apples and oranges — pulses change over time, even from minute to minute, while fingerprints are immutable.


The scene at the top of this post is from Superman: The Man of Steel #121 by Geoff Johns and Todd Nauck. I read it as supporting the heart sounds concept — as he talks abut other sounds he used to track the 10 of Diamonds — as opposed to the rhythm/rate one. It also reminds me that I’ve never read a bad story featuring the Royal Flush Gang. They’re B-list villains certainly, but great B-list villains.

Previous digressions on this same topic:
Super hearingSuperman #654
Super hearingThe Question #4

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The Great American Smokeout 2007

It’s the third Thursday in November, which means that it is once again time for the Great American Smokeout — or “The Great American Health Challenge” as the American Cancer Society seems to be calling it this year (warning: Flash-based site). Was the term “smokeout” felt to be too negative?

I encourage everyone who smokes to quit, for both their health and their pocket book. The “right to smoke” may or may not exist, and frankly, I have no interest in entering that debate. What does concern me are the increasing number of patients I’ve diagnosed with lung cancer and emphysema, the smokers who have an inordinately high rate of heart attacks and strokes, and the younger smokers who come in several times a year for recurrent bronchitis and sinusitis. There are newer and better treatment options available now, so I recommend talking to your doctor when you’re ready to quit.

Great American SmokeoutGreat American Smokeout

I’ve decided not to pick on the pregnant woman this year (if you don’t know what I’m referring too, check out last year’s post), instead I’ll post this panel from the PSA Comic Spider-Man, Power-Man and Storm battle Smoke Screen. The prices are dated, but the point is still valid.

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Private Practice - Episode 7

Title: In Which Sam Gets Taken for a Ride

(Sorry for the delay in this week’s review; I was under the weather last night and went to bed early.)

An enjoyable episode of Private Practice with mostly good medicine. The theme this week was sex — as well as the common result of sex: pregnancy. The show also suggested that the only way to have a “sure thing” is not to have “sure thing” (and getting smacked by a pistol helps too).

Dr. Peter Finch and Dr. Addison Montgomery
Susan is a pregnant patient of Pete and Addison’s who is having her pregnancy induced at the clinic followed by a water-birth. She is a recent widow — her husband was a police officer killed in the line of duty. She is also very anxious and has an itemized list of everything that needs to be done for the delivery. Things are going well until she gets in the tub and drops the list in the water. This causes an anxiety attack which leads to a sudden outpouring of all the repressed grief she had been holding in for her husband. She starts to hyperventilate as she worries about being left alone. Addison climbs into the tub with Susan whichenables her to relax enough to deliver a healthy baby boy.
water birthI’m not a big fan of water births. I know that they are somehow supposed to be more natural, but I don’t buy it. They may be more relaxing for the mother (and there’s nothing wrong with that per se), but they can be downright dangerous to the baby. The tubs also weigh a tremendous amount — all that water is quite heavy. For them to be placed on an upper story, the floor needs special reinforcement (and the clinic may have this reinforced floor for all we know).

Dr. Sam Bennett
Sam is called by one of his patient’s asking him to make a house call. When he arrives at the location, he finds that he’s been called to a liquor store in the middle of a robbery where the clerk has been shot in the leg. He is treating the mostly superficial leg wound when it is revealed that the robber is pregnant and her water has just broken. It also turns out that the liquor store clerk is the father of the robber’s baby, and just to add to the drama, he wants nothing to do with his ex-girlfriend, but he has no intention of abandoning his baby. Sam calls Naomi for some advice on delivering the baby but won’t go into all the important details of the situation. He is able to deliver the baby’s head but the shoulders are stuck. He calls Naomi again who informs him that this is “shoulder dystocia” and he’ll need to reach in and manually rotate the baby to deliver it. Sam succeeds and delivers a healthy baby girl. He hands her off to her father before calling the police on the mother.
Sam’s care of the bullet wound was fine.
robberyIs Naomi the best one to call? It’s unclear to me whether or not she is an obstetrician, while we know that Addison is. I would have called her.
robberySam’s treatment of the shoulder dystocia missed a few things. Naomi’s instructions jumped right to a later treatment (albeit a more dramatic one) for dystocia. There are plenty of steps Sam could have taken in an attempt to relieve the shoulder dystocia before resorting to manually turning the baby (and he should also have called an ambulance the minute there was a sign of a problem with the delivery). The most obvious step would be to spread Kelly’s legs wider — she wasn’t in a good position at all and it’s no surprise that she had trouble delivering the shoulders.
robberyI’m surprised no one called the cops while Sam was delivering the baby – that would have been the perfect time. They could have called an ambulance at the same time.

Dr. Addison Montgomery, Dr. Naomi Bennet, Dr. Cooper Freedman, Dr, Violet Turner, and Del
Ashely comes in for a prenatal checkup with Addison. She is already the mother of three rambunctious boys (as well as an immature husband) and is looking forward to finally having a girl. Checking the strip, Addison informs her that she is currently in labor. The baby comes quickly, and Del actually delivers the child. The mother is expecting a girl — and in fact is counting on one — because that is what the ultrasound showed. However, the ultrasound was misleading and it’s another boy. This devastates Ashley who feels she is doing all the hard work of raising the boys while her husband just plays with them. The doctors realize that she is not bonding as well with the new baby as expected and they bring Violet in to talk to her. Her husband comes in as well and Del tells him he needs to grow up. Cooper agrees and tells him that he needs to be a parent and not just a friend to the boys. Naomi also puts in her two cents and tells Ashley that she chose to have another baby with no guarantee of which sex it was going to be, so she needs to love it no matter what.
unexpected boyIt takes a machine to tell Addison that Ashely is in labor? That makes me worry about Addison’s skill level.
unexpected boyHere we have a fundamental misunderstanding of the ultrasound results. In terms of the sex of the child, the ultrasound can show “boy” or “probably not a boy.” Note that there is no “girl” result. Basically, the ultrasound is used to look for male genitalia. If they are seen, then the baby is a boy. If they are not seen, then the baby is probably not a boy — or it could just be a shy baby, a bad position of the baby, a poor quality ultrasound, or bad interpretation. There is no guarantee of having a girl even if the ultrasound suggests it.
unexpected boyNaomi needs to work on her cut-the-cord technique. She only clamped the placental side of the umbilical cord; she didn’t clamp the baby’s side. Now the baby can bleed out the unclamped cord (especially if the baby is held higher than the end of the cord) and this can lead to a severe blood loss if not caught in time. The proper technique is clamp, clamp, and then cut in between the clamps.

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Batman was on Thirtysomething? And Kyle Rayner on Melrose Place?

DC TV! Click for the full page. Back in 1994, one of DC Comic’s house ads reimagined their upcoming releases as television shows and presented them in a TV Guide style format. The best part was that they supplied casting information for the characters using popular actors and actresses of the day including Grant Show (Cosmic Boy), Jason Patric (Blue Beetle), Madeline Stowe (Nightshade), Christian Slater (Guy Gardner), and others. Looking through the listing, the only show that I absolutely have to see would be Green Lantern #50 just to see Paul Williams as Ganthet (though John Goodman as Killowog is tempting as well).

Click on the Legion of Super-Heroes listing for the full schedule, or click here

Found in Supergirl (1994 mini-series) #3.

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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Johnny Storm

Johnny Storm has a nice artistic nosebleed - almost Dali-esqueIn Ultimate Fantastic Four #46, Reed Richards is forced to absorb the memories and emotions of the entire planet. The rest of the team step in to help and — as seen here — it’s Johnny Storm who seems to take the brunt of the psychic trauma.

It’s the “trying to squeeze too much into one brain” cause of the psychic nosebleed, seen not long ago in Kyle Rayner as well. So the next time you’re forced to memorize too much useless information, be careful — or this could happen to you!

Thanks to penciler Pasqual Ferry, it’s probably the most artistic psychic nosebleed yet — almost makes Johnny look like Salvador Dali.

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X-Men #203: A Medical Review

Advice from the BeastX-Men #203 “Blinded by the Light, part 4 of 4”
Mike Carey, writer
Humberto Ramos, penciler

The students and remaining X-Men at Xavier’s school are tending to the comatose Blindfold. For medical advice, they are watching a taped lecture about comas by Dr. Henry McCoy, the Beast.

Dr. McCoy: “The first priority with coma is to re-oxygenate the blood. Check the airway, then apply an oxygen mask. Inject with 20G of pyridine per fifty pounds of body mass.

If the coma is hypoglycemic, then administer glucose in the form of —”

The first priorities in any medical emergency are the ABCs — Airway, Breathing, and Circulation – so I agree that making sure the airway and breathing are secure is important (though if the airway is bad, the mask is not likely to do a great deal of good and she’ll need to be intubated). It’s pretty much common sense, but the best way to treat a coma is to correct whatever caused it.

I vehemently disagree with him about his choice of medication. Pyridine has no use in the treatment of coma*, or in any sort of medical treatment. It’s not a medicine at all — it is an organic solvent similar to benzene, and a known carcinogen. The fact that he’s mixing metric and English measurements let’s you know right of the bat that something is wrong with his advice. Medications are dosed in milligrams per kilogram of patient mass, not milligrams per pound. A person given pyridine according to the Beast’s directions would receive 880 mg/kg — a potentially lethal dose of the chemical.

Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) is a well known cause of comas. It is most commonly seen in diabetics who take too much insulin or don’t eat enough food. The treatment is a nice dose of intravenous dextrose which usually wakes the patient up quickly and easily. In fact, some experts recommend giving dextrose immediately to any comatose patient before beginning any other workup as they feel that the risk of giving dextrose to a non-hypoglycemic patient is tiny compared to the potential benefits.

*Comas caused by an overdose of INH (isoniazid — an anti-tuberculosis drug) can be treated with a dose of pyridoxine, a form of vitamin B6. There’s at least one online source that mis-identifies this as pyridine halfway through a paragraph (they had it right in the first half). That’s a rare cause of comas, and even then, the dose of pyridoxine is 70 mg/kg with a maximum dose of 5 grams, nowhere near the dose the Beast recommends.

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Monday PSA Classic: A Salute to Our American Indians!

A Salute to Our American Indians! Click for the full page.I know I’ve shown this PSA before, but it’s the perfect fit for Thanksgiving and I just can’t pass it up.

From Superboy #88 (and several other April 1961 DC Comics) comes “A Salute To Our American Indians!” This alternating informative and condescending PSA is a clear product of an earlier age. Personally, I like the Indians-as-North-American-Welcome-Wagon in the second panel; it’s about as historically inaccurate as you can get and still pretend to be educational.

Click on the image for the full PSA

This PSA is by Jack Schiff (of course) and Bernard Baily.

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House Challenge - Week 5

Another high scoring episode this week thanks to Lupus being the actual right answer for once. I also gave credit for transfusion reaction and DIC, since they were part and parcel of the correct answer as well. Huntington’s Disease was worth a few points, even though it didn’t involve an actual patient.

High scores for this week go to Febrifuge and Rachel, who both got lupus plus either transfusion reaction or DIC (Febrifuge also got polyarteritis nodosa correct earning a record high score of 27 point). A bunch more got 17 or 15 points, while almost half scored an even 12 (gotta love lupus).

Overall, after Episode 7, proudfoot remains in the lead, with JockM in second, and Chi and Febrifuge tied for third.
Full standings can be found here

House - Episode 8 (Season 4): “You Don’t Want to Know”

Despite the use of a magician, the medical mystery on this week’s House was only a little better than average. The final solution though was unexpected and much awaited. It’s a shame the medicine was so wrong.

Spoiler Alert!!

Cole (i.e Big Love) and Kutner (i.e. Kumar) are at a magician’s show when Flynn, the magician, performs his version of Houdini’s famous Chinese Water Torture trick. In it, the magician has his arms and legs shackled and is suspended upside down in a large glass box of water. Flynn struggles for a minute, then stops moving entirely. Cole quickly realizes something has gone wrong when blood starts oozing from Flynn’s mouth. Kutner has Flynn admitted to the hospital, telling the team that his heart stopped and he lost consciousness as soon as he hit the water. House is unimpressed and believes that Flynn just screwed up the trick, but Kutner truly believes that something is wrong. House tells him to go ahead and work up the patient, but if he’s wrong and it is nothing interesting, then he’s fired.

Kutner performs standard and transesophageal echocardiograms (ultrasounds of the heart), but both are completely normal. In the meantime, Dr. 13 is questioning Flynn about his past medical history, but he has no cardiac history or symptoms at all. Kutner turns to Foreman for help, and he suggests taking a look at the lungs because low oxygen in the blood could have led to heart failure. He suggests an MRI. As Kutner starts the MRI, Flynn starts complaining of severe abdominal pain. On exam, Kutner and Dr. 13 note bruising on his flanks (Grey Turner’s sign) and deduce that Flynn is bleeding internally. He receives a transfusion of 3 units AB blood and is rushed to surgery to find the source of bleeding. The team’s list of diagnoses now consists of liver disease, Vitamin K deficiency (Vitamin K is important in blood clotting, so low K results in easier bleeding), and an intestinal infarction (a blockage in the blood supply to the intestines). House disagrees and he marches into the surgical suite; in addition to lacerations in the digestive tract and a shredded spleen, he finds a small metal handcuff key. Flynn had this key hidden (in either his mouth or esophagus) and was going to use it to escape the shackles, but he forgot about it and the strong magnetic field in the MRI pulled it through his intestines. House fires Kutner.

Later, House goes to talk to Flynn himself. Flynn insists that he is an excellent magician and did not screw up the trick. He thinks something else must be wrong. He performs a card trick that stumps House and then suddenly develops an uncontrollable nose bleed. This intrigues House (both the card trick and the bleeding). Kutner is rehired and the differential diagnosis now includes cocaine use and polyarteritis nodosa (an autoimmune disease of the arteries). House sends Kutner and Taub to search Flynn’s house while Amber and Cole biopsy the blood vessels around his heart. The biopsy is negative, but Taub finds rabbits at the magician’s home and suspects that Flynn has Tularemia. Antibiotics are started to treat the tularemia.

A short time later, we are told that Flynn has passed out, and an ultrasound “revealed bleeding around the heart” which was subsequently drained (sound like cardiac tamponade). Tularemia is the wrong diagnosis. Cole and Amber might have botched the biopsy, or Flynn could have a clotting disorder, DIC (disseminated intravascular coagulation — a life threatening condition where both uncontrolled clotting and bleeding are occurring), or cancer. An MRI is ordered. As Flynn enters the MRI, hetells Cole that he knows he will be dead by this time tomorrow. The MRI shows fluid in the lungs, no masses, and some damage from where the key ripped through his intestines. It also reveals bleeding in the kidney and thigh. Cole reports Flynn’s suspicion that he is going to die and tells House that he believes his “sense of impending doom” could be a symptom. Amber suggests adrenal disease, blood disease, or anaphylaxis. Kutner suspects it might be tainted blood from a bad transfusion. Foreman, looking at the labs, notices a high low level of immunoglobulins (antibody proteins) and suggests Amyloidosis. About this time, Flynn suffers a gran mal seizure. The team notices leg edema (swelling of the lower legs), and then he has another seizure and “flank pain” (but how could they tell since he said nothing about pain and never even grabbed his side?) Cole and Kutner report back that Flynn has developed kidney failure which led to low sodium and seizures. House continues to suspect amyloidosis, but Kutner is firm in his belief that it was a bad transfusion. House gives Kutner and 13 two hours to proved it was transfusion related — meanwhile the rest of the team will be obtaining a subcutaneous fat biopsy to look for amyloidosis. Kutner and 13 can find nothing, and the fat biopsy in inconclusive, but House decides to treat Flynn for amylodidosis anyway with a bone marrow transfusion. First though, he will need radiation therapy to kill all his current bone marrow. Foreman — using his speaking-for-Cuddy fiat powers won;t let House go through with the radiation treatment without more evidence. House, since he has blood type AB as well, suggests the team transfuse blood from the same 3 donors Flynn had into him and see if he develops any symptoms. The transfusion is performed and House develops a fever. He blows it off as a common reaction is someone like him who has had multiple transfusions, but the team is suspicious. They suggest a Pneumococcus or Pseudomonas infection. House disagrees and stands up but begins to feel faint and realizes that they’ve spiked his coffee with narcotics. He wakes up a short time later, strapped to a chair, as Dr. 13 is performing a liver biopsy. That biopsy, along with the kidney and lung biopsy they already obtained, were all negative. Amyloidosis seems to be the cause and Flynn is scheduled for radiation. In the middle of a conversation with Wilson, House has his Eureka! moment and realizes that Kutner was right. He asks Flynn what blood type he is and Flynn tells him “A.” That means that he received the wrong type of blood. House tells the team that the laboratory doesn’t actually test the patient’s cells for blood type, but instead they test for antibodies against other blood types. Flynn has an antibody he shouldn’t have, which made the lab think he was AB when he was really A. The reason for this extra antibody? Lupus, which along with the transfusion reaction explains all his symptoms.


Huntington’s Disease is a particularly nasty inherited neurological disease. Symptoms are progressive and include an abnormal gait, uncontrollable body movements, severe dementia, and emotional changes. It is especially heartbreaking because most people don’t realize they have it until they’ve already had kids, and by then half of those kids will have inherited the disease. Having a parent with Huntington’s means that you have a 50% chance of inheriting it and there’s nothing you can do about it. Huntington’s is incurable.


Lung MRIs are rarely obtained, and is not an appropriate choice here. A much better study would be a lung CT scan or a even a ventialation/perfusion scan (VQ scan) if looking for a pulmonary embolus. Of course, those tests don’t use powerful magnets and wouldn’t fit what the writers needed to happen.

When people are transfused in the hospital, they receive a “type and cross“. Their blood type is obtained and their blood is tested against the donor’s blood in the laboratory to make sure there aren’t any unexpected reactions (like Flynn had). This takes time — about 30 minutes — so in emergencies Type O- blood (the universal donor) is used while the crossmatch is obtained. Flynn would have received 3 units type O, not type AB.

Furthermore, House’s explanation of how Flynn got mis-typed as AB is horrendously wrong Blood typing is done on blood cells, not antibodies. Anti-A antibodies are added to one sample of a patient’s blood, and Anti-B antibodies to a second. If the patient has A or B proteins on his blood cells, one or both of samples should clot as the antibodies react with the proteins on the blood cells. If neither tube clots, then the patient has blood type O (neither A nor B proteins on the blood cells). If only the A tube clots, then the patient has type A; and if only the B tube, type B. If both tubes clot, the patient has type AB. (This page has a nice explanation of the tests, with pictures!)

Antibody tests on the plasma can be performed as well, but this is never the primary means of blood typing. Anyway, House has this backwards. People with Type AB blood have no antibodies against A or B (that’s what makes them the universal recipient). If Flynn had an extra antibody, then he would be misread as type O, not type AB.

Does this hospital not test for the Rh factor (the positive/negative aspect of blood type) on its patients? It hard to hear doctors doctors talking about ABO blood types without mention the Rh factor as well. In fact, Rh mismatches cause worse transfusion reactions than ABO mismatches.

Why would you slip a narcotic mickey to someone on chronic narcotics? How could you even begin to guess what dose to give him without killing him. Benzodiazepines (the Valium class of drugs) or a major tranquilizer like Haldol would be a better choice.

It was nice to see the tables turned on House and seeing him on the receiving end of unethical experiments, but 1) those biopsies carry substantial risks, 2) it was really to soon for “tainted blood” to affect the organs enough to see on biopsy, and 3) House’s liver with his chronic acetaminophen overdosing (i.e. Tylenol, one component of Vicodin, and a known irreversible cause of liver damage) is going to already screwed up on the biopsy, transfusion reaction or not.


I give the medical mystery a C+; it started out slow and built up speed, but still barely finished above average. The final solution was so close to fitting exactly, and dose explain most of his symptoms, so I’ll give it a B. The medicine was was artificial (the MRI and key) and wrong (the blood typing) and earns a D-. The soap opera was strong, probably my favorite of the year so far. I was cringing when House first suggested stealing Cuddy’s thong, but the way it led to collusion between unexpected parties was inspired. I give the soap opera a strong A.

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Private Practice - Episode 8

Title: In Which Cooper Finds a Port in His Storm

Not as strong as the last couple of episodes, but still an enjoyable hour of television. There was a lot of personal fallout from last weeks failed (and succesful) connections. Addison found a new interest, as did Cooper (and a devilish one at that), while Sam and Naomi are trying to figure out if last week’s rendezvous was a mistake or a starting point.
The medicine this week only fair. Epidemics of tropical diseases are always interesting, but the show managed to screw it up here, though it was still mostly interesting. The rest of the storyline was heavy on drama and light on actual medical care.

Dr. Violet Turner and Dr. Addison Montgomery
One of Violet’s patients is a man named Carl. He runs into Addison at the coffee stand downstairs and they strike up a conversation. A few hours later, he calls up Addison and asks for a date. They meet at a cafe down the block and are having a good time before Addison is paged away.
Carl, however, has a problem — an obsession, really. When he is in stressful situations, he likes to borrow other people’s belongings and…firmly place them where the sun don’t shine. After his date with Addison, he steals one of her shoes and puts it to a use for which it was never intended. As one might imagine, this is not a socially desirable skill set. Sadly and belatedly realizing this, Carl realizes that he should return to therapy and asks Violet to break it off with Addison for him.
ethicsEthics, or lack thereof, is the too-often-repeated theme of this show. Despite lecturing Pete about ethics, Violet tells confidential information to Pete and Cooper, and then tells the whole story to Addison. Nice job, Violet. That whole doctor/patient confidentiality? Just forget about it. Must not be important at all, particularly for a psychiatrist.

Dr. Addison Montgomery and Dr. Peter Finch
Addison and Pete are the doctors on call for the Safe Surrender Program. This is a program where a young mother who feels she is unable to care for her newborn can call the team and they will pick up the baby — no questions asked — and keep it safe and healthy until foster care can be arranged. The mother and baby are given matching hospital bracelets in case she changes her mind later and decides that she wants to keep the baby.
They are called by a young woman named Darcy who has delivered a baby girl at home without her mother even realizing she was pregnant. Addison becomes attached to the baby and is clearly thinking about trying to adopt it herself when Darcy and her mother come to reclaim her.
Later, Pete and Addison are also called to a park where they find a cold newborn who isn’t breathing. They rush the baby to the hospital, but despite trying for an hour, are unable to revive the infant.
safe surrenderAddison called Darcy’s baby “Batgirl” because she made cry like a bat (“eee eee eee”) and liked the dark. As a comic book fan, I think this is a great name and I feel strongly that more children should be named for crime fighting librarians.
safe surrenderI was always taught that you don’t call a code on a hypothermic patient until their body temperature is normal because the heart conducts abnormally at low temperatures. Like many things I learned during residency, this should be taken with a grain of salt.
safe surrenderOtherwise, the code looked appropriate. I was pleased to see there was no attempt made to “shock the flatline.”

Dr. Sam Bennett and Dr. Naomi Bennett
Sam and Naomi are called by their priest to evaluate a sick nun at the convent next door. The nuns have been sequestered for 3 weeks, and 86 year-old Sister Helen has been sick for the past week. She has a high fever, tachycardia (rapid heart rate), tachypnea (rapid breathing), and an impressive macular rash on her trunk. Most of the other nuns also become sick and Sam and Naomi quarantine the convent. An infectious disease specialist identifies the disease as typhoid (probably better known as “typhoid fever”>, and due to the short incubation period of the infection, the doctors realize that someone — a typhoid carrier (like Typhoid Mary) — had been secretly visiting the nuns. Ultimately, they discover that the priest had struck up a friendship with one of the nuns and had been sneaking it at night for cooking lessons (literally, no double entendre here). The priest is the carrier of the disease and infected the nuns. With a course of antibiotics they all should recover.
typhoidThe big problem here is that the show is confusing two similarly named but very different diseases: typhoid and typhus. The symptoms and course are most consistent with typhoid, but Sam refers to it at least once as “typhus.”
typhoidWhile typhoid can have a rash, the one shown is more consistent with the rash of typhus.
typhoidBoth diseases can cause high fevers, tachypnea, and cough. Interestingly, both cause a slow heart rate, not the tachycardia seen in the show.
typhoidThe show is correct in stating that the incubation period for typhoid is 10-14 days. However, they incorrectly state that typhoid is spread by “skin-to-skin” contact. Not quite: typhoid is spread by fecal-oral contact or contaminated food or water. This means that a certain priest wasn’t washing his hands well after going to the bathroom.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

cover, Spectre #6
The Spectre #6 (Sept/Oct 1968)

Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Blood Syndicate, part 1 - Worlds Collide

Johnny Storm has a nice artistic nosebleed - almost Dali-esqueWorlds Collide was a crossover event between the Milestone universe and the regular DC Universe (primarily the Superman books). In this scene, Blood Syndicate gang member Kwai reacts to the collision of the two universes.

These panels are from Blood Syndicate #16, writen by Ivan Velez Jr with pencils by Chriscross.

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