The Return of the Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar!

It’s time for my third annual Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar. Every day, I’ll count down the days remaining until Christmas with another Christmas-themed comic book cove — and each day the issue number of that comic will tell you how many days remain until Santa Claus visits.

This year, to get things started, here’s Brandy getting ready to masquerade as the Big Guy on the cover of Liberty Meadows #24 (and it looks like poor Truman is going to be scarred for life).

cover, Liberty Meadows #24

24 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Walt Disney’s Uncle Scrooge #24.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was The Sensational Spider-Man #24
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 2nd

Twenty-three days until Christmas, and here’s Wendy Witch World #23 publsihed by Harvey Comics in January 1968.

I’m going to assume that Wendy’s Witch World is a friendlier place than Andre Norton’s Witch World. But then, that’s a team-up I’d like to see: Wendy, Casper, and Simon Tregarth join together to rid the world of evil ghosts, aliens, and devils in diapers. It couldn’t be any worse than DC’s current Warlord series.

cover, Wendy Witch World #23

23 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was The ‘Nam #23.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Cardcaptor Sakura #23
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 3rd

The Christmas countdown continues with The Best of DC #22 published by DC Comics in March, 1982.

cover, The Best of DC #223

22 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was New Adventure Comics #22.
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Medical Review: Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip “B-12″

This has been bothering me since last Monday.

Spoiler Warning!

A viral illness strikes the set of Studio 60 and they decide to bring a nurse on location to give everyone a Vitamin B-12 shot. When one of the performers collapses while on stage, they give him a B-12 shot. When Jordan feels faint, they plan on giving her a B-12 shot until they find out her “big secret.”

This is painfully bad medicine. In fact, I suspect it was added to the plot only as a device to lead (clumsily) to the sudden reveal at the end.

The medical mistake is fairly simple: B-12 shots have one use — they treat Vitamin B-12 deficiency.

If you’re not B-12 deficient, then you gain nothing from the shot (well, nothing other than the risks inherent with having a fluid injected into your body tissue via a sharp needle). B-12 shots do not treat fatigue or cure a lack of energy. They cannot prevent infections, cure infections, or otherwise help at all in combatting infections.

As for the performer who collapsed on stage: he was sick and likely feverish. He was under hot lights and wearing a heavy costume. He is undoubtedly dehydrated and likely has heat exhaustion as well. He doesn’t need a B-12 shot. What he needs is rehydration (probably with IV fluids) and some time to rest in a cool area.

Finally, despite what the show would have us believe, B-12 shots are not contraindicated in pregnancy. They are considered Category C, which means “Uncertain Safety.” In other words, there aren’t enough studies to comfortably say whether they are safe or not; they can be given if the potential benefits outweigh the possible risks. I certainly wouldn’t give this class of drug to a pregnant woman routinely, but if a Category C drug is all that will treat a particular condition, it should be strongly considered (for example, many seizure medications are Category C. So which is riskier — giving a Category C drug, or a pregnant mother possibly having a bad seizure and going into status epilepticus? It’s not a clear cut answer, but personally I would keep her on the medication. Situations like these are why medicine is an art and not always a science). Anyway, pregnant or not, Jordan was right to refuse the B-12 as it wasn’t going to do anything beneficial.


My main complaint with Studio 60 is the sketches. They should never have shown any of them, but just left them to our imagination. That way we would have been sure they were absolutely hilarious. Instead, we get shown skits that just aren’t funny at all. For instance, their redemption skit in the first episode was based on Pirates of Penzance? I doubt that many members of their supposed hip young audience are that familiar with Gilbert and Sullivan. (Sure, it was funny when Wakko, Yakko, and Dot did it — but they had slapstick and better rhymes). My advice to Sorkin and company is to focus on the behind the scenes, and keep it off the stage.


Tomorrow, James Bond, digitalis, and AEDs.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 4th

It wouldn’t be a Christmas Comic Book Cover countdown without a visit from Donald Duck, and here he is in the eponymous Donald Duck Adventures #21 from February 1992 featuring “The Golden Christmas Tree”. The 21 on the cover means that there are only twenty-one more days until Christmas!

cover, Donald Duck Adventures #21

21 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Justice League Europe #21.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was The New Archies #21
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Medical Review: That One Scene from “Casino Royale”

While our home lay blanketed in ice and powerless this weekend, the wife and I decided that it would be a good idea to travel someplace with a working heater, so we decided to see a movie. And not just any movie, but we decided to catch Casino Royale, the latest James Bond movie and the first to star Craig Daniels Daniel Craig as Bond.

It was a wise decision. Not only did we avoid hypothermia and frostbite, but Casino Royale is one of the best — if not the best — of the Bond films. Daniels played a phenomenal James Bond, and it was great to a Bond closer in spirit to the James Bond of the books than the outrageous movie bond of late. I agree with Tom that the movie was about thirty minutes too long, but the chase scene at the beginning more than makes up for it.

Spoiler Warning!

Cynical physician that I am, there was scene that caught my eye about two-thirds of the way through the film:

While playing a high stakes game of poker at the Casino Royale, James Bond drinks some poison that was slipped into his martini. Once he notices its effects (rapid heart rate, diaphoresis), he rushes to the bathroom where he makes an emetic of salt-water in an attempt to purge any remaining poison from his stomach. He rushes to his car where an AED (automatic external defibrillator) is waiting, along with a connection to the team at MI6 back in England. He jams a fancy needle in his arm which allows the chaps at HQ to determine that he has been poisoned with Digitalis. They have him slap defibrillator pads on his chest and then inject a medication into his neck. As the medicine takes effect, he tries to set off the defibrillator, but can’t manage it. As he collapses and his heart stops beating, Vesper arrives and sets off the AED, reviving Bond.

digitalisDigitalis is a potent cardiac medicine. Originally refined from the foxglove plant, digitalis is still used today in conditions such as heart failure and atrial fibrillation. A digitalis overdose has a surprisingly high morbidity and mortality.

digitalisIt takes 6 hours for digitalis toxicity to kick in after a large dose, so it wouldn’t have taken affect until well after the poker game.

digitalisToxic levels of digitalis can cause a wide variety of abnormal cardiac rhythms. The most common in acute toxicity is a bradyarrythmia, or an abnormally slow heart rhythm. Tachyarrythmias (abnormally fast rhythms) can also occur in acute toxicity and are a worrisome sign. Bond had a racing heart rate — though I have to admit that while he had fairly fast rate of around 135, it looked like a normal conduction pattern to me and not a dangerous rhythm.

digitalisDefibrillation is not recommended routinely for digitalis toxicity because it can cause very nasty heart rhythms (such as ventricular fibrillation) or it can cause the heart to stop beating entirely (asystole) — neither of which are good things.

digitalisI did not catch the name of the drug he injected into his jugular vein, so I I’m not going to speculate on how it would work. However, if someone more observant than me did catch the name…

digitalisYou’ll note that Bond was defibrillated while in asystole. This is not a good idea, and one of the Most Common Comic Book Medical Errors (and movies too).

digitalisA final thought on the defibrillator. Many modern AEDs can set off the shock themselves once they are turned on, so there’s no need to manually trigger the shock. Additionally, nearly every model has a fault detector to make sure the circuit to the pads is working. It’s a shame MI6 spent all that money on his car and skimped on the AED.

[Don’t let this medical nit-picking make you think I didn’t enjoy the movie. I did. Go see it, and on the big screen too. That intial chase scene just won’t be the same on a small screen.]

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 5th

Twenty days until Christmas, and today’s comic is Mutt and Jeff #20, from December 1945. A nice Christmas charity-bell-ringer-scene, but you’ll notice the joke has nothing at all to do with the scene, or even Christmas. Oh well, it’s a Christmas cover countdown, not a Christmas joke countdown.

cover, Mutt and Jeff #20

20 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
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2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Hawk & Dove #20 (A favorite comic I recently blogged about here).
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
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Repeat House

A repeat House tonight. One of the better episodes from the first season. It involves House teaching a group of medical students, it reveals what’s wrong with his leg, and it has Carmen Electra in her best acting role to date.

From House season one, here is episode 21: “Three Stories

MondayTuesday PSA: One of the Worst PSA Ads Ever

American Heart Association PSA! Click for the full page. It’s time for the Monday PSA, on Tuesday this week!

Today I present a public service ad from the American Heart Association that is a strong contender for the award of “Worst PSA Ever in a Comic Book.” Let’s look at it’s qualifications:
♥ A design a five year-old could draw (and probably did).
♥ Black and white, in a color comic.
♥ Hidden in the back of the comic, behind the house ads.
♥ A message that doesn’t really impart any useful information…
♥ Yet still manages to be self-congratulatory.

On the plus side, the font is legible and large enough for anybody with 20/200 vision or less to read.

Jim Gordon Heart Attack PSAA much better effort 2 years later by the AHA was the Comissioner Gordon Heart Attack PSA

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 6th

Only nineteen days until Christmas, so here is Captain Marvel and Mary Marvel helping Santa Claus on his route from the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures #19, published in January 1943.

I like the way Mary Marvel is identified as “The Shazam Girl.”

cover, Captain Marvel Adventures #19

19 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Comic Cavalcade #19.
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Hawk & Dove #23 “Truth and Justice”

cover, Hawk & Dove #23As Hawk & Dove neared the end of its run, there still remained several outstanding issues. Unfortunately, there were also an increasing number of issues that were painfully mediocre. This is one of those comics.

It starts out promising. Dove and Captain Arsala are on a date, just like in issue #13. She ditches him in the middle of the meal, only to reappear a few minutes later as Dawn. It’s part of her cunning plan to make Arsala think that Dove is flighty and that Dawn is a better prospect for dating. Ren and Hank are hiding in the restaurant helping Dawn with her plan.

There is a brief interlude featuring the Velvet Tiger and her new bodyguard, Sudden Death, putting the squeeze on a Chinese mob boss. The scene returns to the restaurant as Captain Arsala is leaving. He promises to call Dawn and then drops a cryptic comment about missing Teen Titans1.

Hank, Dawn, and Ren start walking home when they stumble upon an attempt on the Velvet Tiger’s life2. They change to Hawk and Dove and swoop in to help, unaware that the Tiger is actually a vicious criminal. The team sent to dispatch her is the Cyber-Brats, easily one of the lamest villain teams of the nineties3. There is Database, a young kid who has a keyboard on his forearm and a wheel instead of his left leg (here he comes: step, roll, step, roll, step, roll). He doesn’t seem to have any powers other than shouting out random technobabble. Next is Cursor who controls a 4-inch flying sphere. She can hang onto it and “fly” or use it to hit people. She doesn’t last long in the fight. Modem can materialize in and out of electronic equipment and is also down for the count quickly. Mainframe is a bruiser (or “tank” if you prefer MMO-speak) who can increase in size and power, like Giantman. He’s the only one who actually puts up a fight.

Then the fifth member of the Cyber-Brats appears: their leader, named Hakker, who can possess any one of the other ‘Brats and manifest through them as a giant computerized Grim Reaper. It turns out that he is actually the older brother of the Velvet Tiger — and he is here to “cut out her evil side.” In the end, the Cyber-Brats are captured and the Velvet Tiger escapes, but not before revelaing her evil sadistic side to Dove.

The excitement over, everyone returns home and Hank finds another message waiting for him from his deceased brother asking for his help.

The Cyber-Brats. The dot-com bust of super villain teams

Notes:
1This is an allusion to the Titans Hunt storyline that was appearing in various Titans-related comics at the time. The storyline will make a brief and unimportant appearance in Hawk & Dove #28.
2Hank, Dove, and their friends certainly seem to accidentally stumble upon more than their fair share of criminal activity. For starters, how about issues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 13, 18, 19, 20, 21 and 22, for instance.
3As far as I know, this comic was their only appearance.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 7th

It’s December 7th, and that means two things. The first is that it’s Pearl Harbor Day. The second is that there are only 18 days remaining until Christmas, and to mark the occasion here is Funny Stuff #18, published by DC Comics in February 1947.

The poor character on the cover (bear? cat? unidentified anthropomorphic cartoon species?) is learning the hard way what happens when you open Christmas presents early — at least it’s better than being arrested.

cover, Funny Stuff #18

18 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
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2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Green Lantern #18
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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With Appreciation

The U.S.S. Arizona Memorial
The U.S.S. Arizona Memorial
Pearl Harbor, Hawai’i

Picture taken on the boat ride to the memorial

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 8th

17 Days until Christmas, and the Advent Calendar cover today is Andy Panda #17 (Dell Comics, January 1953) displaying a good example of that Christmas cover staple, the stockings-hung-by-the-chimney-with-care gag (here’s two more examples, courtesy of Donald Duck and his nephews)

cover, Andy Panda #17

17 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Famous Funnies #17.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Walt Disney’s Mickey and Donald #17
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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October and November Searches

It’s that time again to look at what internet search engine queries brought people to Polite Dissent over the past two months. You’ll notice a couple of repeats on here, but that’s only because people keep asking for it. As always, my comments when appropriate (or even when inappropriate) are in green italics. (Previous seach posts can be found here, and it seems I missed September. I’ll have to correct that oversight at some point)

COMMON SEARCHES
  • 30 Greatest D&D adventures of all time lots of classic D&D/AD&D fans out there. Link.
  • Japanese Pregnancy The “ten month” pregnancy Link.
  • Dem Bones candy Couldn’t find any this year. Link.
  • Michael Swango I wrote about him during Bad Doctor Week. Link.
  • Snake Tattoo I keep getting searches for this, and I could never figure out why. But now I think I know.

CRAFT CORNER

  • Homemade defibrillator
  • Homemade torture devices

FANFICTION SEARCHES

  • Airwolf fan fiction
  • Teen Titans childbirth fanfiction
  • Human Torch Lyja fanfic
  • Santa reindeer fanfic

SEARCHES where I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FOR (OR AT LEAST WHAT THE ANSWER IS)

  • Justice League bikini
  • Where does Batman the Long Halloween go in the Dewey decimal system?
  • Comics about rashes
  • Laws on zebras

SEARCHES that I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT

  • Haloperidol nausea and vomiting action images pictures
  • Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable smacking lips
  • Chaykin soft penetrating Hawkgirl

COMIC BOOK RELATED SEARCHES

  • Barbara Kesel Worst Writer She’s written some good series (Hawk & Dove) and some less good series (Savant Garde), but she’s far from the worst writer. One thing you can say about her is that she tends to stick to her own creations and write their stories, so if she writes bad stories, it’s just her fans who pay the price. It’s the writers who write bad stories about characters other people worked hard to make respected — these are the much worse writers in my opinion (Bruce Jones, for instance)
  • Songs & Stories about the Justice League of America I think you want the Comic Treadmill

MISCELLANEOUS SEARCHES

  • Daredevil vacuum
  • Kim Possible picks cupcakes
  • Coloring books how to draw emo people You need lots of black crayons. Now that I think about it, that’s a great idea. Someone can put a set of crayons with Emo specific colors and names, such as “Shroud Black,” “Depression Gray,” “Bleeding Heart Red,” “Miasma Green,” and “Misunderstood Mauve.”

JUST PLAIN WRONG

  • Erotic Hi and Lois comics
  • Charley Brown having sex

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 9th

A mere 16 days remain until Christmas so that means we’re looking at a comic book Christmas cover with the issue number of sixteen. Today’s selection is The Funnies #16, published by Dell Comics in January 1938 — which makes it the oldest comic book on this year’s countdown.

The cover displays yet another version of the stockings-hung-by-the-chimney-with-care gag discusses yesterday.

cover, The Funnies #16

16 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was More Fun Comics #16.
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Heroes

After a brief absence, my weekly examination of psychic related nosebleeds returns. Today’s example comes from the NBC television show Heroes, and features the telepathic cop Matt Parkman.

Scene from Heroes
Thanks to everyone who sent e-mails or posted comments pointing out this scene to me,
and double thanks to Loren for sending me the screengrab.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 10th

Today’s comic, Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies #15 (Dell, January 1943), reminds us that there are only fifteen days until Christmas. And no, I haven’t finished my shopping yet.

There are some nice touches on this cover such as Bugs’s upside-down songbook, and the carrot on the tree.

cover, Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies #15

15 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Nextwave

This psychic nosebleed scene comes from the recent Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. #10, by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immomen. The team has just been assaulted by the reality-projecting powers of Forbush-Man.

Scene from Nextwave #10 (modified to show the nosebleeds better)

Aaron Stack and The Captain are showing nosebleeds as a result of the attack. Elsa Bloodstone may also be having the same problem — it’s hard to tell. As far as I know, this marks the first time a robot has evere suffered a psychic nosebleed.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 11th

Today’s comic is Dennis the Menace “Pocket Full of Fun” #14, and that means that there are only two weeks remaining until Christmas. It also means that Dave is starting his Annual CBLDF fund drive so head over to his site and join up!

cover, Dennis the Menace Pocket Full of Fun #14

14 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Sable #14.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Bloodshot #14.
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Monday PSA: Ninja High School talks about Sexually Transmitted Diseases

cover, Ninja High School talks about Sexually Transmitted DiseasesIn 1992, Antarctic Press published a free comic starring its Ninja High School characters and discussing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). It was drawn by Ninja High School creator Ben Dunn, and written by his brother Joe Dunn M.D.

Just to show the reader that nothing is out of bounds in this comic, the introductory scene features Ninja High School main characters Jeremy, Ichi, and Asrial in a totally irrelevant discussion about the menstrual cycle. Ichi and Asrial then exit stage right and Jeremy runs across his friend Rick who is bragging about how he scored with a girl the previous weekend. In a fit of karma, he is immediately laid low by severe abdominal pain.

Jeremy takes Rick to Dr. Hanson, who — throwing the very idea of patient confidentiality out the window — loudly informs Jeremy that his friend has a sexually transmitted disease. She then proceeds to lecture Jeremy about STDs (when it seems she would be better off lecturing his infected friend).

Dr. Hanson discusses Urinary Tract Infections, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, and HIV/AIDS. I dispute the fact that urinary tract infections are sexually transmitted. Certainly, in some people, they can be related to intercourse, but even then it is not sexual transmission. Otherwise, the information is good, if overly didactic at times (and the choice of using a typed font rather than hand-lettering only emphasizes this lecture-like aspect). The HIV/AIDS information is out of date, but was correct at the time when the comic was published.

The comic does a good job educating its audience about when to seek treatment for sexually transmitted diseases. As a family physician, I would have liked to see more of the comic devoted to prevention. As it is, just the last page addresses this issue, and then only in a cursory manner. This is unfortunate as prevention is the cornerstone of dealing with STDs. (As memory serves, author Joe Dunn is an emergency department physician, and as such he’s naturally more focused on treating diseases that are already present rather than trying to prevent new ones).

The art is in Ben Dunn’s typical faux-manga style, which either you care for or you don’t. Personally, I have always enjoyed his work and he does a good job here illustrating difficult subjects in a humorous manner.

Scene from Ninja High School talks about Sexually Transmitted Diseases

MetadocsFor more standard superhero fare, Joe Dunn also wrote Metadocs, about a hospital for superheroes and supervillains.
Death Talks About LifeNeil Gaiman and Dave McKean tackle HIV/AIDS in the PSA Death Talks About Life

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 12th

Just 13 days unitl Christmas. The twelth day in the comic book advent calendar reveals Comic Cavalcade #13 (DC Comics, December 1945) featuring Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. And, apparently, a very confused Robin who desn’t understand that he is supposed to be the herald of spring, not Christmas. Maybe he’s trying out for a part in “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

cover, Comic Cavalcade #13

13 Days until Christmas!
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House - Episode 10 (Season Three): “Merry Little Christmas”

This episode was mostly about House, Wilson, and Vicodin, but they did manage to squeeze in some medicine as well. The mystery was fair, the solution clever, but the medicine — even though they ordered less tests than usal — still had too many errors. Here is this week’s review of House (with spoilers, of course):

Spoiler Warning!

Abigail is a 15 year-old dwarf with cartilage hair hypoplasia dwarfism (CHH). She was recently in the hospital for a collapsed lung and is now following up in Dr. Cuddy’s clinic. House convinces Cuddy to admit Abigail to the hospital to find out what’s really wrong with her. He presents her case to his team, at this time noting that she also has anemia. Cameron points out that individuals with CHH dwarfism have compromised immune systems and the PPD (tuberculosis test) that Dr. Cuddy placed may not be reliable. A gallium scan is ordered to look for infection. The scan shows no infection, but House notes that the liver is the darkest area of the scan, which makes him suspicious that something is wrong with her liver. He wants an ultrasound of the liver, but at this point, Cuddy intervenes. She removes House from the case until he accepts Tritter’s plea bargain and she takes over as lead physician. She orders a lung MRI to look for lung cancer, but it is negative. As the scan is finishing, Abigail develops a bad coughing spell and begins to cough up blood (hemoptysis). A further work-up reveals variceal bleeding (enlarged easily bleeding blood vessels in the esophagus related to liver problems) and liver failure. The diagnosis at this time includes schistosomiasis (a parasitic infection of the liver), cirrhosis, hepatitis, hepatoma (liver cancer), Budd-Chiari syndrome (an obstructing clot of the hepatic vein), and drug or alcohol abuse.

A liver biopsy shows sclerosing cholangitis. Surreptitiously, House tells Foreman that he believes Abigail has a condition that will affect her whole body, starting with the pancreas. Foreman order an alpha-1 antitrypsin level, but it is normal (This is good thinking on Foreman’s part, sort of; an antitrypsin deficiency can lead to lung and liver disease, so that part is right — but it really has nothing to do with the pancreas). Cuddy discounts House’s theory about the pancreas and orders an ERCP. Just before the test is to begin, Wilson and Foreman realize that Abigail in unconscious. They detect fruity breath and diagnose her with diabetic ketoacidosis. Her pancreas has failed leading to diabetes; House was right.

At this point, the differential includes Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis, cystic fibrosis, Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, and lupus. A lumbar puncture is obtained to look for signs of Hodgkin’s and antibody levels are drawn to look at autoimmune diseases. Cameron visits House who deduces that Abigail has Still’s Disease (better known as Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis) — a particularly nasty autoimmune disease. She is started on steroids, methotrexate, and cyclosporin. Sadly, she starts bleeding from her mouth and ears. A head CT is normal. Wilson suspects she has leukemia and wants to perform a bone marrow biopsy but Cameron feels that it is still an autoimmune disorder, as Abigail did initially improve on therapy.

House examines an x-ray of Abigail’s leg to make the diagnosis. The growth plates on her bones are normal, suggesting that she does not have CHH. Instead, she has growth hormone deficiency caused by a pituitary tumor caused by Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis (and Chase was right again).


I thought the idea of Abigail not really being a genetic dwarf was particularly clever, unfortunately the route (and medical care) they used to get there was poor. In several cases, the timing was off. Gallium scans take 2 to 3 days to complete (it takes gallium a while to build up in the tissues), and diabetic ketoacidosis would not kick in that quickly unless the team inexcusably missed some earlier abnormal labs. Neither of Abigail’s diagnoses really fit her case. Look at the signs and symptoms of Still’s Disease and Langerhans cell histiocytosis. Few of them are even close to her symptoms, and nothing explains her lung collapse and liver failure — her main complaints. Finally, people with short limb dwarfism (of which CHH is one) have a different body build than people with growth hormone deficiency; someone should have caught that sooner. I was also a little disappointed that they presented such a rosy ending (or close, anyway), apparently forgetting that poor Abigail still has liver failure, pancreatic failure, and diabetes. She has a rough road ahead.

The soap opera/personal relationship aspect of the episode was good again this week, with several good scenes involving House and Wilson, House and Cuddy, and then House and Foreman and Cameron. I’m still not sure how much of House’s actions are signs of addiction, or are signs of an obnoxious person with pseudoaddiction. I’m certainly no lawyer or policeman, but I was confused why Tritter was offering the deal. Isn’t that what lawyers are for? Sure, he mentioned the DA, but at this point House hasn’t been arrested or even indicted.

This episode earns a B for the mystery and an A for the solution. The medicine, however, was only average (for House at least) and deserves a C. The soap opera was good, but not as good as last week’s and earns an A-.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 13th

With twelve days remaining until Christmas, we need a Christmas-themed twelfth issue to continue the countdown. In Chip ‘n’ Dale #12 (Dell, 1957), we have a good one. In fact, I think this is one of my favorite Christmas covers on this year’s countdown. It’s simple, but manages to convey the message of the season.

cover, Chip 'n' Dale #12

12 Days until Christmas!
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Is This the Legacy We Want?

cover, Marvel Legacy: The 1980's HandbookTake a close look through Marvel Legacy: The 1980s Handbook. Read the front cover introduction. Flip through the pages. Check out the credits. Notice what’s there. Then notice what’s missing.

There are no artist credits. More accurately, the cover artists, “art reconstruction” and “select colorist” are credited, but nobody else. Certainly not the original artists whose work graces every page of the book.

This is wrong.

First and most simply, the artists deserve credit. It’s their work and they deserve to have it identified as such. (And I hope they were adequately remunerated as well, but that’s another issue).

Second, this book was designed to captured a feeling of “80s Era Marvel” — the introduction says as much. A big part of the classic Marvel comics of this period was the art. You can’t celebrate the era without celebrating the people who brought it to life.

Finally, what good is this as any sort of a reference if it’s missing such key information?

We’re not talking forgotten artists either, but well-known artists including Byrne, Simonson, Adams, Miller, McFarlane, and Mignola, just to name a few.

I’d love to see Marvel step up and identify the artists involved (at least online), but I don’t have that much faith in them anymore to do the right thing.


Personally, I was looking though the book when I came across the “Crossroads” entry. My familiarity with the Hulk starts about mid-way through Peter David’s run on the character, so I was unfamiliar with this part of his story. I looked at the art and thought, “That sure looks like Bret Blevin’s work.” Blevins has long been one of my favorite and I’m always happy to find new comics (new to me, that is) that he drew. I looked through the book for confirmation that it was his art. Nothing. There was more of his art in the “New Mutants” entry, but again, no credits. These are comics I would be willing to track down and purchase if I could confirm they were drawn by him. Thanks for all the help, Marvel.

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar - December 14th

I miss Pogo.

cover, Pogo #11

11 Days until Christmas!
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