eSidekick

October 2nd, 2005

Filed under: Comics

eSidekick

Dr. WTired of finding yourself stuck with a dead-end sidekick?
Are your teenage associates dropping like flies?
Are you sick of them striking out on their own?
One too many partners who turned evil?

Worry no more: your problems are over. Here at eSidekick we will match you with the perfect partner.

Choosing a sidekick is one of the most important decisions of your life. Why leave it to chance or guesswork? eSidekick is a scientifically-proven program. Using our special personality test we will match you with a potential partner using the 29 Dimensions of Sidekickery.

Just look at what these satisfied customers have to say:

I’d had sidekicks for years, but it never seemed to work for long. They’d quit, or explode, or turn one of my own plans against me. Thanks to eSidekick I now have the perfect partner!
- B, Gotham City		 Satisfied Customer #1
I had always been a loner who enjoyed my solitude. But now thanks to eSidekick I have the partner I never knew I wanted: an anorexic blonde!
- S, Metropolis		 Satisfied Customer #2

What are you waiting for? Call today!!
Offices open in Star City, Metropolis, Gotham City, Central City, Midway City, Coast City and Peoria.

7 Responses to “ eSidekick ”

  1. Jon H
    October 2nd, 2005 at 10:16 pm

    Shouldn’t Coast City be crossed out?

  2. Scott
    October 2nd, 2005 at 10:49 pm
    Official Comment

    It’s minimally staffed - a skeleton crew, as it were.

  3. Roger Green
    October 3rd, 2005 at 5:11 am

    Wow! Maybe *I* should get a sidekick. I have a wife and a daughter
    Do you think they’d mind?

  4. Caia
    October 3rd, 2005 at 2:27 pm

    So THAT’S where the current version of Kara Zor-El came from!

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