Polite Dissent

Because we here at Polite Dissent will stop at nothing to help our readers, I recently obtained a loner copy of World Watch #1. I read through it and realized that I’ve never before read a professional comic that derivative, clumsy and all around painful to read.

Still, I know whatt you’re thinking: “What if this someday becomes known as a classic of Western Literature? How am I going to be able to face my kids and admit I’ve never read it?”

Don’t worry, we here at Polite Dissent have prepared this special Bowlderized version of World Watch #1 just for you. It’s twenty times shorter than the original, but still contains every important plot point.

(And yes, I can draw better than this, but I figured: Why bother?)

Editorial commenting by myself and the mrs.

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