Polite Dissent

It’s that time again. Time to look at what searches brought people to the halls of Polite Dissent this month. My comments, when inappropriate, are in green.

The Department of Returning Favorites:
“the frogurt is also cursed”
Wormy, by Dave Tarmpier
bwana beast

The Department of New Favorites: Lots of hits for these oldies but goodies this month
Legion of Super-Heroes After School Special
Klingon Karbs

The Department of Medical Information:
Is shocking flatline wrong? No.
All medicine plants and thier[sic] functions?This would fill up books. There are thousands and thousands of medicinal (or at least allegedly medicinal) plants.
HIV from a sewing needle Unlikely. If HIV is going to be transmitted via needle, it is generally a hollow needle, not a solid needle.

The Department of Why Did They End Up Here?
10 % police supply laser guns
Books or articles by Debbie Boone about her childhood
Abraham Lincoln silhouette graphics
fake wedding dress

The Department of General Information
full of sound and fury signifying nothing
It’s from Macbeth, Act V, scene 5. Macbeth is speaking in a famous series of lines:

She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

The Department of Fanboys Gone Bad
nascar comics
zatanna naked

The Department of There Are Worse Things Than Being A Comic Book Fanboy
Dawn Holliday and Mack Wolfe fan fiction One West Waikiki fan fiction…and sadly I know there’s some out there.

The Department of Snark
Big words smart people use I like “bifurcation.” It sounds cool.
Mr Midshipman Hornblower summary character chapter background Read the book yourself. No Cliff Notes here!
Plot in Amazing Spider-Man #514 I’m still looking for it myself.
As a polite person if you want to smoke in a restaurant what should you do? Step outside.
Country singer matt rossi Is there something you’re not telling us, Matt?
Causes tongue tingling This is going to be my new byline: “Polite Dissent - cause tongue tingling”