Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Secret Invasion - X-Men
September 6th, 2008

Secret Invasion: X-Men #1, script by Mike Carey, pencils by Cary Nord
If Emma Frost (aka The White Queen) isn’t the most psychic nosebleed prone character, she’s definitely in the top three (I’d put Max Lord and Nate Grey — in his various incarnations — as the other top bleeders).
All previous Psychic Nosebleed Zen posts
September 6th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
You have to watch out for that IncredibleHippy TieDye Power! It’ll throw you for a loop every time.
It could be she has rather fragile blood vessels in her nose and that every time she thrashes a bit she starts gushing?
I knew a girl who did that [just without the Psychic Attack! Oh Noes!]
September 6th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
You realize, of course, that today’s entry forces me to beg you to tally up the scores and provide the world with Psychic Nosebleed standings.
September 6th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Official Comment
OK, H, here you go:
Out of the comics that I have reviewed,
Nate Grey has 9 psychic nosebleeds (7 as X-Man, 2 as Cable)
Max Lord has had 8.
Emma Frost has had 7.
September 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Thanks!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Someone needs to do a search of Jack Hawksmoor appearances. Dudes a serious bleeder from pyschic trauma…
September 8th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Obviously, she’s dealing with Reverse Japanese Stereotype Syndrome. Rather than causing nosebleeds in others with that outfit, she’s causing them in herself. Och, and she’d better have someone on her staff with Mutant Drycleaning powers… getting bloodstains out of white clothing and out of leather are hard enough on their own, but getting bloodstains out of white leather?
September 10th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Oh, and Dust? Tightest burqua ever. I thought the point was to conceal the female form.
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