Health Care the Richie Rich Way

Richie's tattoo

With all their money, you’d think the Riches would at least be able to afford a decent x-ray machine instead of one that looks like it’s of a Cold War Era Soviet design. This machine can’t even generate enough power to penetrate Richie’s clothes — I think all we’re seeing is the tattoo he got to impress Gloria.

Though all the radiation from that ancient machine may very well explain Richie’s macrocephaly and stunted growth.

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2 Responses to “ Health Care the Richie Rich Way ”

  1. Considering you can still see the line of his pants, I don’t think it even went that far. The symbol is probably the Rich’s laundrymark, showing up under UV.

  2. But he isn’t wearing a shirt. You can tell because there’s no line for the neck or sleeves. So maybe Richie Rich just secretly has the ability to transform his skin into lead.

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