The Daily Bugle: Best-Selling Books the week of 18 July

Time to take a look at the list of best-selling book in the Marvel Universe:

Fiction
1. My Husband the Skrull
Judith thought she had the perfect marriage, but then the truth came out: not only was her husband seeing other people, he was other people.

2. How Green Was My Jury
In her third book, ace attorney Suzanne Grey takes on the Crass Corporation, accused of poisoning an entire town with toxic gamma radioactive waste.

3. Un-Registered Love
He was an vigilante who refused to register, she was the government agent designed to hunt him down. Could the love they once shared survive this tumultuous time?

4. Secret Agent Spencer: Death Wears a Cape
In his eighth book, the world’s top secret agent Blaze Spencer takes on a crazed serial killer who was once a teen-aged sidekick.

5. Superheroe$ Wive$
Being the wife of a famous super-hero isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, discovered Tess, the young wife of Mr. Patriot. She soon learned the sordid details of what really goes on behind closed doors at “team meetings.”

Non-Fiction
1. Iron Man’s Fascism is Fun Children’s Activity Book
Now in its 17th printing, this exciting coloring book allows children to understand why it is important to do everything the government asks without question.

2. The Champion’s Order’s Guide to Trademark Protection
Tired of your once protected trademarks expiring? This book will tell you how to keep trademarks forever and ever. Endorsed by Disney.

3. So Your Neighbor is an Un-Registered Vigilante
Learn how to turn in your neighbors, family, and friends for fund and profit. Sold in sets with The Field Guide to Registered Super-Heroes.

4. Doc Samson’s Guide to Cooking Lean and Staying Clean
Eat healthy and think healthy thanks to America’s favorite super-hero psychiatrist.

5. The Wit and Wisdom of Penance
Pamphlet. Large Print.

8 Responses to “ The Daily Bugle: Best-Selling Books the week of 18 July ”

  1. Heh heh. Nicely done, sir.

  2. Thanks for making my day :>

  3. So, Un-registered love ends with the vigilante admiting how silly he was.

    Or getting shot dead, as it should be for all unregistered vigilantes.

    And I want that activity book.

  4. A good way to start off the morning.

  5. “Death Wears a Cape”

    I can actually see a publisher use that title; it practically screams “airport thriller”.

  6. In Non-Fiction you forgot the rushed-to-print screed attacking Steve Rogers’ character - in the hope of avoiding the whole ‘martyr’ thing.

  7. As always amusing. I agree with Jeffery’s comment about see that title actually used for a book. I guess the revelation in the New Avengers issue will have some repercussions. I just hope Marvel doesn’t abuse this revelation….

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