Quote of the Day
July 16th, 2007
Filed under: Medicine
Actual quote:
“I can’t remember the name of the vitamin I take for my memory.”
Filed under: Medicine
Actual quote:
“I can’t remember the name of the vitamin I take for my memory.”
July 16th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
That would be vitamin Memorex
July 16th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Just two days ago, in a pharmacy far far away:
Elderly gentleman: I was in here yesterday but I forgot to buy ginkgo. It’s for my memory.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:59 am
This says something about the effectiveness of whatever he’s taking.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Ah, people. They can be so oblivious to the irony of their own statements sometimes.
July 18th, 2007 at 7:40 am
“I’ve got a mind like a steel… like a steel… you know, those things with the teeth and they close over like this…” {makes vague teeth-closing gestures with his hands}. I’ve actually been guilty a few times of the “I’ve been trying to ginkgo in hopes that it will improve my memory but I keep forgetting to take it” line.
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