Comic Book Drug Quiz
April 6th, 2007
Which of these are real drugs, and which are comic book drugs?
- Venox
- Gardasil
- Denyitol
- Timelozar
- Exubera
- UFOpium
- Valtrex
- Scapalamine
- Rocuronium
- DMN
Answers: Gardasil, Exubera, Valtrex, and Rocuronium are all real drugs.
The others are all comic book drugs. Venox shows up in Iron Man, Denyitol in The Spirit, Timelozar in Dr. Strange: The Oath, UFOpium in Justice League Elite, Scapalamine (likely a misspelling of the real drug scopalamine) was used during Haney’s run on The Brave and the Bold, and DMN showed up in the Superman books.
The others are all comic book drugs. Venox shows up in Iron Man, Denyitol in The Spirit, Timelozar in Dr. Strange: The Oath, UFOpium in Justice League Elite, Scapalamine (likely a misspelling of the real drug scopalamine) was used during Haney’s run on The Brave and the Bold, and DMN showed up in the Superman books.
April 6th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
OK, my bad for not knowing that Scapalamine was a misspelling. (And probably a good thing I never had to have an ER rotation. “Nurse, give this man 100 mikes of Scapalamine, stat! But if anyone asks, Denyitol.”) But you seriously expect me to believe that a Legion of Super-Heroes name like “Rocuronium” is a real drug?
April 6th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Official Comment
Rocuronium, though used by Dr. Mid-Nite in JSA Classified #24, is a real drug: a paralytic agent used for intubation and during anesthesia. Rocuronium is the generic name; the brand name, Zemuron, sounds like something out of Star Trek.
April 8th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
How exactly did the tradition of giving drugs vaguely classical-sounding but ultimately meaningless names start?
April 8th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Official Comment
Drug Companies have whole departments whose job it is to find “marketable” names. That’s how we ended up with so many Z- and X- names because they sound “cooler.”
April 9th, 2007 at 6:26 am
You’ve fallen victim to the spelling Heisenberg effect, misspelling “Scopolamine” in your own article.
April 10th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Saquinevir (not sure of the spelling) an AIDS drug from a few years back, always begged to be
a drag name - “Sequinevere.” Also a friend (now deceased) had to take a steroid called “Decadron,” during her cancer treatment. Another friend and I agreed it could have been an SF locale
(”to get those files, we’re going to have to break into Decadron somehow,”);
a cyberpunk cultural detail (”his mirrored sunglasses, by Decadron of Tokyo”);
or of course, a villain (”Next time on ReBoot, the evil Decadron…”).
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