Attack of the Mutants

Monday mornings often feel like a mutant zombie attack, so here’s a blast from the past (the 1980s, at least) to share that feeling: the ad for Yaquinto’s Attack of the Mutants game that used to run on the inside cover of most Marvel comics.

Attack of the Mutants

Personally, I like any ad copy which manages to use the phrase “brave little robot.” Plus, the fact that the scientists are advanced enough to build robots, but still use slide-rules really cracks me up for some reason.

Did anyone ever play this game?

10 Responses to “ Attack of the Mutants ”

  1. I owned the game, but I am not sure I ever played it. I did however play “Awful Green Things from Outer Space” and “Snits Revenge”.

    (”Yar’s Revenge”, too, but that was for the 2600, and thanks for making me feel old, Scott.)

  2. Snit’s Revenge was a favorite of mine too. I never really got into Awful Green Things, but my friend turned it into a roleplaying game (Advanced Awful Green Things from Outer Space) and we played that a couple of times. My favorite Tom Wham game was King of the Tabletop (later published as Kings and Things*). I did a post on Tom Wham a few years ago…

  3. Wow. I never encountered Yar’s Revenge in person, but I once bought an LP of the
    soundtrack in the early ‘nineties at a “five LPS for a buck” sale. The tracks had titles
    like “Fly, Brave Yar Warriors.” Oh, and there was narration, too. How was it as an actual
    game (I usually prefer video games as a spectator sport, myself)?

  4. Wikipedia has a good entry on Yar’s Revenge (and mentions the album as well). Wonder if anyone has the comic book I can scan in and post?

  5. If you are after “Yars’ Revenge - The Qotile Ultimatum” I can supply you with a scan of it.

  6. Thanks for the offer Marionette, but I found that someone at Atari Age has already taken care of it.

  7. Oh, man, now I’m having Dragon Magazine flashbacks, too. I never saw the game, but I loved that ad, especially the scientist there with his little robot firing away down one hallway while the woman and the guy in khaki are trying to remind him that they’re at, you know, a junction, and there are zombies coming from the OTHER direction, TOO, doctor. Doctor? Put down the slide rule!

  8. I realize I’m a bit late, but I actually was googling for “Attack of the Mutants” because I was thinking of this very game. I sent away for the “introductory version” described here, although I believe I saw the ad in “Boys’ Life” (yes, I was once a member of that reactionary paramilitary organization called the Cub Scouts and subscribed to their official magazine).

    It was basically a SF wargame. Wargames, if you were too young to remember, were games where you moved little pieces of cardboard (called “counters”) around a board according to very complicated rules that were numbered rather like theorems in math textbooks (e.g. Rule 3.12.1 Attacking While Being Attacked). Anyway, in the game, one player played the mutants attacking the university, and the other played the defending professors and students (and their brave robots). As for the slide-rule using professor, remember that that was *already* campy in the 80s; nobody used a slide rule except for nostalgia after about 1975. The whole point of the game was to invoke 1950s SF movies.

  9. Interesting to see this brought up.. I love this game and made a playable module of it
    for the board game software called Vassal. http://www.vassalengine.org

  10. Anyone have a scan of the original 11″ x 17″ free demo version of Attack of the Mutants?

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