Attack of the Mutants
April 2nd, 2007
Filed under: Comics
Monday mornings often feel like a mutant zombie attack, so here’s a blast from the past (the 1980s, at least) to share that feeling: the ad for Yaquinto’s Attack of the Mutants game that used to run on the inside cover of most Marvel comics.

Personally, I like any ad copy which manages to use the phrase “brave little robot.” Plus, the fact that the scientists are advanced enough to build robots, but still use slide-rules really cracks me up for some reason.
Did anyone ever play this game?
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
I owned the game, but I am not sure I ever played it. I did however play “Awful Green Things from Outer Space” and “Snits Revenge”.
(”Yar’s Revenge”, too, but that was for the 2600, and thanks for making me feel old, Scott.)
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:49 am
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Snit’s Revenge was a favorite of mine too. I never really got into Awful Green Things, but my friend turned it into a roleplaying game (Advanced Awful Green Things from Outer Space) and we played that a couple of times. My favorite Tom Wham game was King of the Tabletop (later published as Kings and Things*). I did a post on Tom Wham a few years ago…
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Wow. I never encountered Yar’s Revenge in person, but I once bought an LP of the
soundtrack in the early ‘nineties at a “five LPS for a buck” sale. The tracks had titles
like “Fly, Brave Yar Warriors.” Oh, and there was narration, too. How was it as an actual
game (I usually prefer video games as a spectator sport, myself)?
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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Wikipedia has a good entry on Yar’s Revenge (and mentions the album as well). Wonder if anyone has the comic book I can scan in and post?
April 4th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
If you are after “Yars’ Revenge - The Qotile Ultimatum” I can supply you with a scan of it.
April 5th, 2007 at 9:05 am
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Thanks for the offer Marionette, but I found that someone at Atari Age has already taken care of it.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Oh, man, now I’m having Dragon Magazine flashbacks, too. I never saw the game, but I loved that ad, especially the scientist there with his little robot firing away down one hallway while the woman and the guy in khaki are trying to remind him that they’re at, you know, a junction, and there are zombies coming from the OTHER direction, TOO, doctor. Doctor? Put down the slide rule!
April 21st, 2007 at 9:44 pm
I realize I’m a bit late, but I actually was googling for “Attack of the Mutants” because I was thinking of this very game. I sent away for the “introductory version” described here, although I believe I saw the ad in “Boys’ Life” (yes, I was once a member of that reactionary paramilitary organization called the Cub Scouts and subscribed to their official magazine).
It was basically a SF wargame. Wargames, if you were too young to remember, were games where you moved little pieces of cardboard (called “counters”) around a board according to very complicated rules that were numbered rather like theorems in math textbooks (e.g. Rule 3.12.1 Attacking While Being Attacked). Anyway, in the game, one player played the mutants attacking the university, and the other played the defending professors and students (and their brave robots). As for the slide-rule using professor, remember that that was *already* campy in the 80s; nobody used a slide rule except for nostalgia after about 1975. The whole point of the game was to invoke 1950s SF movies.
May 25th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Interesting to see this brought up.. I love this game and made a playable module of it
for the board game software called Vassal. http://www.vassalengine.org
June 11th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Anyone have a scan of the original 11″ x 17″ free demo version of Attack of the Mutants?
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