May and June Searches

July 8th, 2006

Filed under: Comics, General, Medicine

It’s that time once again to see what searches have brought people across the web to Polite Dissent. Capitalization has been added to make the searches more readable, but the grammar and spelling are untouched otherwise. As usual, my snarky comments are added in green.

Comic Related Searches

  • Is Superman’s girlfriend pretty? All that matters is that Superman thinks so.
  • Batman parents disappointed Death and the Maidens I think we all were disappointed with that comic.
  • Clark Kent’s 8 pack abs Two better than six-pack abs.
  • Green Arrow Longbow rape I’m sure we all can guess what this search was in reference to. For the record, I always though she had been.
  • Zatanna naked The return of a classic search term.
  • Wonder Woman groin I have no idea what they were searching for here, but I hope I answered their question.
  • Lana Lang underwear ditto.
  • Does Carter Hawkman Hall have a doctorate? Good question.
  • John Byrne Vision Scarlet Witch genitalia I blame Chris Arndt for this one.

Medically Related Searches

  • Do drug testes screen for Ritalin? I’m going to assume you mean “tests” and not “testes”, but the answer is yes — I suspect someone takingRitalin would test positive for amphetamines.
  • Differance between cyst and mass A mass is solid, a cyst is hollow.
  • Why is clostridium perfringens likely to grow in gangrenous wounds? You have it backwards, it is the infection with Clostridium that is causing the gangrene.
  • Rh negative celebrities I have no idea. I’m A-, do I count?
  • Cleaning a wound bleach Please don’t. While it’s true the bleach would probably kill any nasty germs, it would also kill many of your own cells, severely impeding the healing process.
  • Rash where butt hits toilet seat Probably because somebody smeared something on the toilet seat.
  • Medical term when scrotal organ burst out Painful
  • Will the pregnancy test aome out positive when using the IUD? If you’re pregnant it will.

Homework

  • Macbeth soliloquy she should have died hereafter. OK, here you go. From Macbeth, Act V, scene v, spoken by Macbeth:

    She should have died hereafter;
    There would have been a time for such a word.
    To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
    To the last syllable of recorded time,
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more: it is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

To Each Their Own (presented without comment)

  • Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable having sex
  • funny sex comics with the Teen Titans and Kim Possible
  • Peter Parker adult fanfiction Norman Osborne

Miscellaneous

  • Comics of nose Huh?
  • Intravenous pumpkins Double huh?
  • Obsessive compulsive personality disorder getting married Hope for neat spouse, or failing that, a patient one.
  • Homemade defibrillator These two words should not go together.

10 Responses to “ May and June Searches ”

  1. Erich
    July 8th, 2006 at 9:40 pm

    Man, I want me one o’ them intravenous pumpkins!

  2. ArizonaTeach
    July 9th, 2006 at 12:32 am

    Yes, I do apologize for one of those. I ain’t sayin’ which one, though. I have my pride. Unlike the person who’s looking for some Teen Titans and Kim Possible slashfic.

  3. Philip
    July 9th, 2006 at 6:40 am

    The Vision Scarlet Witch genitalia thing may be someone looking for a scan of a strip in Johnny Ryan’s Comic Book Holocaust (and in the interests of taste, that’s all I’m saying).

  4. Richie
    July 9th, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Funniest post ever!
    Now I know why people clear the browser’s cookies.
    But some of them are really hard to understand how they ended up here.
    Intravenous pumpkins is the best! XD

  5. Chris Arndt
    July 9th, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    I’m still proud of that one.

    I forgot about it though.

    and it’s still an excellent point: I never wanted to see an android naked!

    I was not disapointed with Death and the Maidens however. I had really low expectations for that comic as I did for all Rucka-written Bat-comics at the time. I was unusual in this, it turns out.

  6. David Oakes
    July 9th, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    You really have to wonder (pardon the pun) if:

    “Wonder Woman groin”

    and:

    “Medical term when scrotal organ burst out”

    aren’t somehow related…

  7. Oliver Townshend
    July 10th, 2006 at 7:34 am

    Sadly there’s a murder case in Victoria involving the murder of a 3 year old child with a Homemade defibrillator. That says it all really.

  8. RAB
    July 11th, 2006 at 11:14 am

    Here’s a potential source for Teen Titans-meet-Team Possible sex comics:

    http://www.deviantart.com/view/17816924/

    I’m thinking they’d be heavy on the “Raven and Starfire make out with Shego” scenarios, but hey, if that’s your bag…

  9. Nick Hancock
    July 25th, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    Dare I ask what might have been smeared on the toilet seat? *shudders*

    Anyway, yes, that is why people clear browser’s cookies… I am responsible for another one of those searches, but it was an accident… I thought I’d deleted all the words of a previous search but I accidentally included one from a different search, and I wound up searching for… well, I’m not gonna say.

  10. Krishna
    March 4th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Hi,

    You are A-, so you do count for me. I am doing some research on the correlation between blood groups and planetary positions in the birth charts. It would be great if you could share your birth details for this purpose. What I need is the following:

    1. Date of birth
    2. Time of birth (pls. specify am/pm)
    3. Place of birth (town, state, country)
    4. Blood Group: (including Rh)

    Please send the details to my email ID: krishna_1998@yahoo.com

    Hope you will respond

    Regards,
    Krishna

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