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May 7th, 2006
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May 7th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
It’d be cool to redo that cover with the backdrop being a postapocalyptic rendering of the still-functioning United peoplemover tunnel at O’Hare, with the freaky neon lightning along the ceiling, ‘rhapsody in blue’, and a voice saying “Keep walking…. Keep walking… Keep walking”.
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