Picture Quiz Answers
Once again, another excellent job. I think everything on my list was mentioned — plus a few extras.
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1. SUPPORT — Any trauma victim absolutely needs to be strapped on a backboard with neck support. (And as redrabbit points out, it’s a poorly drawn ambulance bay).
2. VITALS — The EMT to the right looks like she’s taking his blood pressure, but there’s no bloodpressure cuff. And how does the EMT at Connor’s head know the vitals? I think the vitals themselves are reasonable: the blood pressure and pulse are both higher than Conner should normally run, but then he was just blown up. (But I would like to know an oxygen saturation since he’s being bagged). 3. IV LINES — Where is that saline line the EMT allegedly put in? 4. AIRWAY – There was never any sign that Connor had a compromised airway or trouble breathing, so why is he bagged? In fact, he’s speaking in the next panel, which makes airway compromise unlikely. If there were airway compromise, an ambu-bag is a good way to go. It can be used with either a face mask (as shown), or with endotracheal tube on an intubated patient (though the EMT should be holding the mask tight against Connor’s face to ensure a good seal). 5. INSTRUCTIONS FROM BASE — Ridiculous. First, he’s telling them things they should be doing already (immobilize the neck), and then orders a shot of Demerol. Why? Other than a slightly elevated BP, there’s no evidence that Connor’s in pain. I’m all for treating patients who are in pain, but not just randomly slamming patients who have a “possible head injury” with strong narcotics. And speaking of Demerol — what’s the dose? Is the EMT just supposed to pick a dose? (“Ummm, three?”) David: As for nipples, has it ever been firmly established that Connor even has them? Maybe lack of nipples is his mutant power? I personally don’t know for certain. (I suspect if anyone would know offhand, it would be Kalinara or Ragnell). |
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March 10th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
His lack of nipples is a result of Infinite Crisis.
March 10th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
He’s mid-transformation…remember how Tempest’s son suddenly became a daughter? That’s what’s going on here, I think. We just caught him half-way through. :-)
March 10th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
*sigh* Hit return too early. Anyway, he’ll get them back when he’s got actual breasts I reckon. :-P
March 10th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Somebody stole them right off of him. That’s why he needs the Demerol.
March 10th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Looking at the picture a little more closely, I believe that the stethoscope that you believe the EMT to the right is using to take his blood pressure is actually the saline drip that you mention as missing
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