A Legion of Super-Heroes Valentine’s Special (Best Pick-Up Lines of the 30th Century)

February 14th, 2006

Filed under: Comics

Legion of Super-Heroes Valentine's SpecialTo celebrate Valentine’s Day, here are the best pick up lines of the Legion of Super-Heroes:

Some of these are a little more risqué than normal for this site (but certainly nothing you wouldn’t see on network TV), so consider yourself forewarned if you’re of sensitive disposition.

Braniac 5: “Want to help test the integrity of my forcefield?”
Cosmic Boy: “I can tell that you’re attracted to me.”
Star Boy: “I am your density”
Saturn Girl: “I like what you’re thinking.”
Sensor Girl/Projectra: “Ever been with royalty?”
Tellus: “I’m ribbed for your pleasure”
Shadow Lass: “It’s better with the lights out.”
Apparition:“I want to feel you in me.”
Blokk: “Rock hard abs, baby.”
Triad: “Triple your pleasure!”
Polar Boy: “Please, won’t somebody go out with me?”
Ultra Boy: “Maybe I can only do one thing at a time, but I do that one thing damned good.”
XS:“OhmygoshIamsoexcitedIdidn’tthinkthatIwouldseeyouheretonightandyoulooksocutedoyouwantogooutsometimepleasesayyespleaseplease!”
Dawnstar: “I’ve searched the universe for someone like you.”
Element Lad: “You and I have a good chemistry.”
Violet: (blush) “Giggle.” (blush)
Colossal Boy: “Why yes, I am big in all the right places.”
Sun Boy: “I’m on fire for you, baby.”
Infectious Lass: “You make me feel all feverish.”
Lightning Lad: “Can’t you see that there’s electricity between us?”
Arm Fall Off Boy: “Damn.”
Andromeda: “Anything you can do, I can do better”

UPDATE:
And how could I forget
Computo: “01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101″

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8 Responses to “ A Legion of Super-Heroes Valentine’s Special (Best Pick-Up Lines of the 30th Century) ”

  1. Randy
    February 14th, 2006 at 11:22 am

    You forgot Matter-Eater Lad. I can think of a couple for him.

  2. James Meeley
    February 14th, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    Matter-Eater Lad: “I hunger for you.”

  3. Scott
    February 14th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
    Official Comment

    Here’s the Binary Translator I used for Computo.

  4. UO
    February 14th, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    Whats binary??

  5. Zach
    February 14th, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    re: Matter Eater Lad: That one’s far too easy, don’t you think?

  6. Kris
    February 15th, 2006 at 12:22 am

    I protest the lack of Timber Wolf!

  7. Tim O'Neil
    February 15th, 2006 at 10:01 am

    Quislet: “Has pictures of you naked Quislet does.”

  8. Eric TF Bat
    February 19th, 2006 at 5:24 am

    I’m a geek, so I saw that last entry, opened up a command prompt [1] and typed/pasted:

    perl -e ‘map { print chr eval “0b$_”; } qw/[[ALL THOSE ZEROES AND ONES]]/;’

    … and got the answer. I’ll have to use that pickup line sometime.

    (Admittedly it took me a couple of goes to figure out the ‘chr eval “0b$_”‘ bit, but I got there eventually.)

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