Monday PSA: Binky Says “It’s Fun to Belong!”

Binky Says 'It's Fun to Belong!' Click for the full pageAnother Binky public service ad — actually his second PSA featuring the theme of how to spend a constructive summer. The initial PSA dealt with Binky’s friends; this PSA deals with Binky’s younger brother (he of the enormous bowtie): Allergy.

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Allergy“Uncle Binky” — that’s a more than a little creepy. I foresee the little blond girl ending up in therapy years later telling stories about her “uncle.”

AllergySpeaking of creepy, I suspect that monkey puppet will be a thing of nightmares.

This public service ad is found in DC comics from April 1956. The script is by Jack Schiff and has art by Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Nature’s Bill of Rights.

Nature's Bill of Rights. Click for the full pageThis week’s public service advertisement theme is “nature” — a fairly common theme among DC Comics’ PSAs. In this ad, a trio of boys are stopped from throwing junk in a river by a fly fisherman, who then goes on to tell them at great length about sewage treatment facilities, power plants, and agricultural chemicals. In an effort to get him to stop talking, the teens agree to clean up the river.

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natureThe teens walked all the way to the river carrying a large empty box, a bottle, and a tin can just so they can throw them in the water? There have got to be easier ways to litter — or better yet, recycle.

natureI’m not big on “organic foods” — for the most point I think they’re vastly overpriced for the alleged benefits — but that crop scene make me want to reconsider.

nature“keeping sewage from having to go into nearby rivers and bays…” is an awkwardly worded, yet frightening, line.

natureThis is one of the few PSAs where the title doesn’t end in an exclamation point.

natureFor more nature PSAs, check out Get A Box Seat to Nature’s Wonders!, Nature’s Prize Pupil!, Nature Loves a Nature Lover!, and Teddy Roosevelt – Guardian of Nature

This PSA appeared in DC comics from September 1965. The script and art were by frequent collaborators Jack Schiff and Sheldon Moldoff.

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Monday PSA: Summer at Home Can Be Fun!

This week’s comic book public service ad is more apropos than ever with the recent surge in popularity of the “staycation.”

Throw in a little country mouse/city mouse and what more do you need? Perfect PSA.

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This was one of the later — and in my opinion, uninspired — PSAs that appeared in the tail end of DC’s monthly PSA program. Written by Jack Schiff with art by Sheldon Moldoff, it can be found in DC comics published in August 1965.

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Monday PSA: How’s Your Eye-Q?

How's Your Eye-Q? Click for the full pageA comic book public service ad that start’s out with a pun in the title? Can that be a good sign?

No, not really. It’s not a bad PSA, just uninspired, and the morose penciling of Bernard Baily doesn’t help either.

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For your edification, here are the take home points from this PSA. Print them out and carry them with you at all times:

1) Don’t play with fireworks if
eyesThey are illegal, OR
eyesYou are unsupervised.
2) The same goes for home-made rockets
3) Don’t fence with sticks (oops, forgot the scare quotes: don’t ‘fence’ with sticks)
4) Don’t throw stones
5) Don’t be careless with fires

This PSA appeared in DC comics published in May 1961. The script was by Jack Schiff with art by Bernard Baily.

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Monday PSA: Water: A Good Friend or A Deadly Enemy — DEPENDING ON YOU!

Water:  A  Good Friend or A Deadly Enemy -- DEPENDING ON YOU! Click for the full pageAnother swimming theme for this week’s comic book public service ad — the second this month — basically because it’s summer and “summer = swimming”. Unlike the lighthearted antics of Buzzy and Wolfie, and the loose linework of Win Mortimer, this PSA features the more moody art of Bernard Baily.

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AllergyI think Bill needs lots more swimming lessons if he finds himself stuck just 20 feet from shore.

This PSA appeared in DC comics from September 1959. The script — as always — was by Jack Schiff with art by Bernard Baily.

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Monday PSA: The Team’s the Thing!

The Team's the Thing! Click for the full pageIn today’s comic book public service ad, Binky lectures his younger brother Allergy — and by default us — about how to be a good team player (and, ironically, manages to get in a little ego-stroking of his own — making sure everyone knows that he scored the winning basket in the big game against Beaverville).

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AllergyAs for Allergy’s teammates, they seemed to have missed the obvious answer: stop giving him the ball (and no, I don’t for a minute believe that he’s the quarterback).

AllergyYou’ve got to admire Allergy’s style: even playing football he’s sporting the bow tie.

AllergyHokey or not, this should be required reading for all professional athletes.

This PSA appeared in DC comics from March 1952 — this particular copy comes from Action Comics #166. The script is by Jack Schiff with art by Bob Oksner.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy Asks ‘Do You Know How To Be A Good Baby-Sitter?’

Buzzy Asks 'Do You Know How To Be A Good Baby-Sitter?' Click for the full pageThings have been tough for Buzzy and he’s had to take a job as a baby-sitter (I guess he got fired from his job at the grocery. Who knew there were continuity concerns in Public Service Ads?) He turns to his girlfriend Susie to learn how to be a good sitter.

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Sadly, Buzzy was in such demand as a baby-sitter that he never had time to go out with Susie again — not that she’d date him anymore, since all her baby-sitting clients switched to Buzzy.

This PSA appeared in DC comics from February 1956, credited to PSA stalwarts Jack Schiff and Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy’s Rules of Water Safety

Buzzy's Rules of Water Safety! Click for the full pageWith summer officially here in the United States (thank you, Memorial Day), it seemed the perfect time for a summer-themed public service ad. Today, Buzzy, his girlfriend Susie, and his “friend” Wolfie teach readers about water safety.

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WolfieIt seems to me that a big flaw in Wolfie’s plan is that few women would find the “ability to almost drown” a positive.

WolfieTRUE STORY: It was at this point that Buzzy stated administering a battery of tests to those who wanted to be his friend –no more of this having to rescue a drowning acquaintance. Subsequently, all his previous friends moved over to the Binky strip, except for Wolfie, who was able to grandfather in as Buzzy’s only remaining friend.

This PSA appeared in various DC comics from September 1952, and then was reused 10 years later in comics from September 1962. The script and art are by PSA stalwarts Jack Schiff and Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Binky Says “Never Underestimate a NEW Idea!”

Binky Says 'Never Underestimate a NEW Idea!' Click for the full pageFor today’s comic book public service ad, we welcome back Binky and his younger bow-tied brother Allergy. Today’s lesson deals with not being afraid of innovation, and Binky compares his brother’s soap box derby car to the Wright Flyer. (Though I’m not sure that’s a good idea because if Allergy gets airborne in his car something is seriously wrong….)

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Soap Box DerbyFurther Reading: Soap Box Derby Scandals

This PSA appeared in DC comics from August 1955 — this particular copy comes from Adventure Comics #215. The script is by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy Learns About Careers in Nursing!

Buzzy Learns About Careers in Nursing! Click for the full pageWe’re in the middle of National Nursing Week and I’ve been saving this Careers in Nursing public service ad for just such an occasion.

I’ve always made it a point to get along well with nurses. They’re fellow medical professionals, and as a physician, they can make your life easy, or they can make it a living hell. Personally, I always preferred easy — and it always just seemed common sense to never antagonize the nursing staff.

Here’s a quick true story from residency to prove my point: As a first-year resident, we spent a month working in the NICU (neonatal intensive care unit). When we were the NICU resident on call, one of our responsibilities was to manage the ventilators many of the newborns were hooked up to. (It was a big hospital, with probably 30 to 40 babies at any given time, with at least half of them intubated and on the ventilator.) To do this, a lab known as a blood gas would be drawn, and based on the results, you’d adjust the ventilator settings. This probably occurred forty times during a night of call. Generally, the nurses were very helpful and would wait until they had about a dozen blood gas results before giving you a call. This was to allow you time to catch some sleep in the call room.

However, one of my fellow residents did something that annoyed the nursing staff, and then when called on it, acted very arrogantly. This was not a good idea. In retaliation, when it was his night to be on call, they would page him every single time a blood gas came back instead of holding on to the resultsand calling every few hours. In eight hours of call, he would receive forty pages (or about one every twelve minutes) from the nursing staff alone. The poor idiot never got any sleep on call. Sadly, I don’t think he learned his lesson, and continued to have problems with the nursing staff all the way through residency.

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This PSA appeared in DC comics from April 1957. The script is by Jack Schiff and the art is by Ruben Moreira.

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy Says “Get It Off Your Chest!”

Buzzy Says 'Get It Off Your Chest!' Click for the full pageOnce again, Buzzy is starring in a public service ad, and as is common (at least for his PSA appearances), he’s sticking his nose into other people’s business. This time it’s Jeff, who seems to be getting a little over excited. Luckily, Buzzy is there to set him straight and convince him to talk to the school counselor who miraculously solves his problems in a single visit. Way to go, Buzzy! Way to go, Mr. Adams.

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This PSA appeared in DC comics from May 1951. The script is by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Do You Know What’s Behind A Law?

Do You Know What's Behind A Law? Click for the full pageI’ve head many times that most comics of the 1950s and ’60s were targeted at twelve year-old boys, and with most of the stories I’ve read, that doesn’t seem far from the truth.

However, if that’s the case, then why do so many of the public service ads focus on an older audience? Did they really think a twelve year-old cared that much about laws? Or were they assuming that twelve year-old boys would remember this PSA four year in the future? (Or maybe they were hoping that one of Dr. Wertham’s delinquents would pick up the comic, read the PSA, and veer away from his life of crime. Personally, that’s the answer I’m going with).

Here come da judgeHauled before the judge that same day they were caught? And no lawyer or parent in sight. I’m hoping this is one of those “Scared Straight” things and not a huge violation of due process (which would be ironic, coming from a judge who’s lecturing them about the law).

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This PSA appeared in various DC comics from March 1958. Jack Schiff, as always, did the script. The art this time was by Bob Brown, who only seemed to collaborate on a few other PSAs — which is a shame, because he brings more lively action in this PSA than in any other PSA I can remember. Check out panels 3, 4, and 5 — his art ads so much the story. It’s a pity more PSAs weren’t this animated.

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Tuesday PSA: Give and Take!

Give and Take! Click for the full pageThe two most common themes in the old DC Comics public service ads seem to have been “Stay in School” and “The United Nations is Good!” A close third, however, was the “Be Nice to Old Folks” theme. This PSA is one of those.

oopsApparently in the DC Universe, the elderly just sit at home doing nothing and slowly pining away — that is unless some youngsters deign to stop by. Then, magically, their life is better.

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This PSA appeared in DC comics from March 1964 and the script is by Jack Schiff with art by Sheldon Moldoff. Like other recent PSAs I’ve posted, this is another PSA from later in the program; from the time when the quality really begins to suffer, in my (humble) opinion.

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Monday PSA: Superman in “The World is Our Schoolroom!”

Superman in 'The World is Our Schoolroom!' Click for the full pageAnother public service ad featuring an eavesdropping and overly righteous Superman. This time it’s nice to see that it’s not just schoolchildren that Superman flies around the world at the drop of a hat. For once it’s two old bench warmers — apparently Harry Truman and Red Skelton — that Superman takes along for the ride.

oopsSuperman has x-ray vision, so he can easily what the kids are studying in the fourth and fifth panels. But what about Harry and Red — how are they seeing in those rooms? Is Superman just describing what he sees (in which case, why bring the two of them along), or is he somehow showing them what’s occurring? I can just picture Superman and the two old guys furtively peeking in the window like a trio of peeping toms.

oopsFor once, it’s not an “America alone will save the world” theme, though all but one of the panels do seem to imply that interpretation.

oops“Durned” — I think that’s the harshest word I’ve seen in any of these Public Service Ads.

oopsI wonder if people intentionally say stupid things around Superman so he’ll give them a free trip around the world.

oopsI think one of the old guys is Mr. Stanton who Superman schooled in the classic PSA “Hop on the Welfare Wagon.”

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This PSA appeared in various DC comics from November 1951. This particular copy was scanned in from Adventure Comics #170. The script is by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Your Free Trip Around the World!

Your Free Trip Around the World! Click for the full pageThere something unsettling about the sea captain in this public service ad. Maybe I’m just being cynical — or it’s the effect of living in this day and age — but was it ever proper for a grizzled sea captain to lead a group of pre-teens through town?

oopsIn that last panel, you just know the captain is thinking, “There’s no place you can go Johnny that I haven’t been. God help me.

oopsIs it just me, or does this PSA remind anyone else of the opening to SpongeBob SquarePants?

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This was a double duty public service ad, appearing in both December 1963 and June 1966 DC comics. The script was by Jack Schiff with art by Sheldon Moldoff.

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Monday PSA: Names Do Hurt!

Names Do Hurt! Click for the full pageFinally, the rights of the vertically-impaired are addressed in a comic book public service ad. Long have we shorter-than-average individuals struggled, smashing our heads against doorways, sitting uncomfortably in compact cars, and having to pay extra for shirts that fit — oh wait, that’s taller-than-average individuals. Never mind.

oopsThis is another ad from the latter portion of DC’s PSA program and I think it’s fair to say the ads from this era seem less inspired than the earlier ones.

oopsI like how the message is “names hurt,” yet the writer manages to get in a final dig at short people in the last panel. Sure, it’s a put down of Jim, but it’s still phrased as a joke at the expense of short-people. Way to go, Schiff.

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This PSA can be found in DC comics from May 1964 such as Action Comics #320, where this copy originated. The script, as always, was by Jack Schiff with art by Sheldon Moldoff.

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Monday PSA: The Right To Be Different!

The Right To Be Different! Click for the full pageWith a title like “The Right to be Different!” I was expecting a stirring public service ad about goths holding a protest parade downtown, marching to “Fascination Street,” but instead I ended up with this anemic little PSA about collecting rocks.

Sure, the message is admirable, but it doesn’t really argue that being different is a “right” as much as that respecting others is the nice thing to do.

Dog daysSee the second panel, where Sam is playing with the dog? To my knowledge, that’s the only time some extraneous action has been inserted into a DC comics public service ad. Clearly the artist also understood this was an underwhelming ad and needed some help to be interesting.

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This PSA can be found in DC comics with a cover date of September 1961. The script was by Jack Schiff (which surprised me. I know he seems to have written them all, but this one seemed so uninspired I figured it was somebody else). Art is by Bernard Baily, who drew most of the 1960 and ‘61 PSAs.

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Tuesday PSA: Binky Says “Family Projects Can Be Fun!”

Binky Says 'Family Projects Can Be Fun!' Click for the fullpageWith spring just around the corner, this week’s public service ad features young Allergy Biggs wondering why no birds have moved into his birdhouse. His family offers their advice, and then their help, to make Allergy’s birdhouse a success.

BuzzyDespite being the title character, Binky seems to leave most of the work to the others — though he does offer some unhelpful platitudes. Everyone else in the family actually contributes something meaningful. (Well OK, Binky’s holding a hammer in one scene, but what exactly is he hammering? Binky has the birdhouse, Dad is sawing the roof, and Mom is working on the perch. I bet he’s just smashing some walnuts to munch on while the others work).

BuzzyIt seems pretty clear where poor Allergy inherited his looks. I would consider this a good argument for adoption.

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This PSA was found in DC comics from November 1955, including Action Comics #206 and Adventure Comics #214 (the source of this ad). The script was by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy Says “You Get What You Vote For!”

Buzzy Says 'You Get What You Vote For!' Click for the fullpageAnother Buzzy public service ad, this one dealing with voting — well, more or less.

BuzzyAn unintentionally ironic title to this PSA, as both anecdotes actually concern people not voting.

BuzzyWith the introduction of his father, it seems clear Buzzy inherited his stick-my-nose-in-other-people’s-business tendencies. Let’s hope he didn’t also inherit the “incapable of writing things down in calendars” gene.

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This PSA was found in DC comics from November 1952. The script was by Jack Schiff with art by partner in crime Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Winter Sports Champions of the World!

Winter Sports Champions of the World! Click for the full PageThis week’s comic book public service ad celebrates the 1956 Winter Olympics in Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy. With 32 competing nations, it was the largest Winter Olympics to date, as well as the first to be televised.

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So what happened to the 1956 Winter Olympic athletes mentioned in this PSA? Most continued in their sport, in one form or another, or went on to bigger, better things:
1956 Winter OlympicsAnton Sailer Still considered one of the best alpine skiers, ever. Did a little acting and a little politics after retiring from skiing.
1956 Winter OlympicsRenee Colliard The 1956 Olympics seems to have been her shining moment (at least as far as this non-French speaker can tell).
1956 Winter OlympicsBoris Shilov Became a renowned skating coach after retiring from competition.
1956 Winter OlympicsAntti Hyvarinen A broken hip ended his competitive career, became a coach.
1956 Winter OlympicsHayes Alan Jenkins After retiring from skating, earned a Harvard law degree
1956 Winter OlympicsTenley Emma Albright Earned a medical degree from Harvard and became a famous surgeon

1956 Winter OlympicsAnd for comparison, the winning time in this year’s 5000-meter speed skating was 6:14.60.

This PSA was found in DC comics from February 1957 (Action Comics #225 in this case). It was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Ruben Moreira.

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Monday PSA: Batman and Robin: Stand Up For Sportsmanship!

Batman and Robin: Stand Up For Sportsmanship! Click for the full PageWith the Vancouver Winter Olympics in full swing, I thought now was a good time for “sportmanship” public service ad, courtesy of Batman, Robin and Action Comics #141.

Though this PSA is ostensibly about sportsmanship, the main focus is actually on prejudice, with a little patriotism thrown in for good measure. Still, it’s a good PSA, even if the title is somewhat misleading.

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sportsmanshipFor some good reading on good sportsmanship and the Olympics, check out this article on the Pierre de Coubertin medal (the “True Spirit of Sportmaship” medal).

This PSA was found in DC comics from February 1950. Written, as always, by Jack Schiff, with art by frequent PSA collaborator Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: A Salute to the Boy Scouts

Yesterday marked the 100th Anniversary of the Boy Scouts of America and to commemorate the occasion, here’s a Boy Scouts of America public service ad from Worlds Finest #46 (June/July 1950).

scanned in from World's Finest #46

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy says “Balance Your Fun Diet!”

Buzzy says 'Balance Your Fun Diet!'  Click for the full page.Once again, Wolfie learns the hard way not to move in on Buzzy’s girl. Poor Wolfie. Sure, he’s a jerk, but he has some of the worst luck in comics.

Or does he? I think this scenario was really a plot by Buzzy and Susie:

“Buzzy, you’ve got to do something about Wolfie! He’s always following me around. And that giant head of his — he’s so creepy!”
“Why me?”
“He’s your friend!”
“He’s not my friend — he just started following me around in second grade and I can’t shake him. Wait, I’ve got an idea! I’ll pretend to be busy so I can’t go skating with you.”
“But then he’ll want to go in your place.”
“That’s OK — it’s part of the plan. Now, once you’re both in skates and when no one’s looking, give him a shove. Make sure he breaks something.”
“Won’t that look suspicious?”
“No, everyone knows how clumsy Wolfie is. If we pull this off right, we should be able to ditch him for at least six weeks.”

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This PSA was found in Adventure Comics #154 as well as the other DC comics from July 1950. The ad was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Bob Oksner.

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Tuesday PSA: The Atom — Servant of Man

The Atom: Servant of Man.  Click for the full PageAnother DC Comics Public Service Ad teaching about science — this time the topic is “The Atom” — more specifically radiolabeling (using radioactive isotopes to mark certain chemicals, which can then be traced), since that is what most of the vignettes depict.

As usual when dealing with these science PSAs, I have some questions and concerns:
radio isotopes!Did the Brazilian doctor use radiolabeling to find the tumor (such as a bone scan or PET scan), or did he use radiation to treat it?
radio isotopes!By 1959, there was already a Yellow Fever vaccine available, which would probably do more to eradicate the disease than making radioactive mosquitoes (wasn’t that a SciFi SyFy movie?)
radio isotopes!The fourth panel is what really worries me. I think they’re using radioactive fertilizer in Canada to grow mutant tobacco plants.

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This PSA was found in Batman #128 as well as the other DC comics from December 1959. This ad was written by Jack Schiff. There is some debate about the identity of the artist, but most sources list Lou Cameron.

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Monday PSA: New Stars for Old Glory!

New Stars for Old Glory!  Click for the full PageWhile almost all of DC Comics’ public service ads show their age in one way or another — they were published 40-50 years ago, after all — there are a handful that are truly, hopelessly outdated:

► The PSA that predicted the United States would be the first with an artificial satellite
► How about the PSA predicting the far off future of 1976?

And now we can add one more to the list: a PSA that celebrates adding the 49th star to the American flag.

To be fair, it does mention that “next year” Hawaii will become the 50th state, and it gives a nice quick history of the flag. Still, there’s something a little depressing about this PSA in that it was written knowing it would be irrelevant in a year.

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This PSA was found in Adventure Comics #266 as well as the other DC comics from November 1959. This ad was written by the king-of-PSAs Jack Schiff, with art by Bernard Baily.

Marge: Grandpa, why are there only 49 stars on that flag?
Grandpa: It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah!

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Monday PSA: Safety First — All Year!

Safety First -- All Year!  Click for the full PageSince it’s the first week of a new year, tonight I’m posting a comic book public service ad concerning New Year’s resolutions. Actually, the PSA deals with safety (at least the “don’t leave things on the ground/floor” aspect of safety) and Johnny’s New Year’s resolution is just used to frame the lesson.

Discussion Questions:
1. Where in the U.S. would Johnny be raking up leaves in January?
2. Do resolutions not count unless you write them down?
3. Where is the other skate?
4. Is the soap actually a sloppy attempt on Johnny’s life by his much derided “Sis?”

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This PSA was found in Action Comics #298 as well as the other DC comics from March 1963. A black and white ad appeared in some of the comics. This ad was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Sheldon Moldoff.

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Monday PSA: Peter Porkchops Says “Don’t Be Afraid to Speak Up!”

There’s a little (very little) snow on the ground here in southern Illinois, so I thought I’d go for a snow-themed PSA this week.

Peter Porkchops Says 'Don't Be Afraid to Speak Up!' Click for the full PagePeter Porkchops — one of DC Comics premier “funny animal” characters from the 1950s (and later a super-hero in Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew) — is back for another public service ad. This time, he’s teaching the readers to stand up for what’s right, even if it’s unpopular (a good choice for a PSA topic actually).

Choosing a ProfessionWolfie seems to be a common name among antagonists in DC humor comics.

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This PSA was found in Action Comics #203 as well as the other DC comics from April 1954. This ad was written — as always — by Jack Schiff, with art this time by Rube Grossman.

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Monday PSA: Superboy in “How to Bring Christmas Cheer!”‘

Superboy in  'How to Bring Christmas Cheer!' Click for the full PageThe second of two Superboy Christmas-themed public service ads, and definitely the weaker of the two.

Happy HolidaysI haven’t read too many Superboy stories, but does he come across as smug and condescending in the comics as he does in these PSAs?

Happy HoildaysFor those of you paying attention last week, this week has even more instances of Superboy’s cape mysteriously flying out behind him and seeming to defy gravity. I think I have to go with the Kryptonian flatulence theory.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #160 as well as other DC comics from January 1951. Just like last week (and pretty much every Superboy PSA), the script is by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Superboy Talks About “The Holiday Spirit!”

Superboy Talks About 'The Holiday Spirit!' Click for the full PageSince we’re in the middle of the holiday season, I thought this would be a good time for the first of two Superboy holiday-themed public service ads. As it’s Hanukkah now, this PSA is fitting because in addition to Christmas, it also mentions Hanukkah.

Happy HolidaysNow before all you “War of Christmas” soldiers get your knickers in a twist and start signing petitions and lighting up torches, bear in mind that this is the only one of three DC holiday PSAs that mentions any holiday other than Christmas (it’s also a 1953 ad, so this “war” of yours has probably been going on since long before you were born).

Happy HoildaysAll the Christmas PSAs carry the same general message: the holidays are about family and charity. This PSA pulls it off the best.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #185 as well as other DC comics from February 1953. Scripting of the PSA was carried out by Saint Nick Jack Schiff with art by Hanukkah Harry Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy Gets Tips on Choosing a Profession!

Buzzy Gets Tips on Choosing a Profession! Click for the full PageAnother Buzzy public service ad from 1950s DC comics, this one — as the title suggests — is about choosing a career (and you want to be a social worker, right? Oh, c’mon, it’s a great job. Really. Promise. Cross my heart. please?)

Choosing a ProfessionIf only it were as easy to convince people of your point of view in the real world as it seems to be in Buzzy’s world.

Choosing a ProfessionIt seems rather ironic that in a public service ad in a comic book, drawing = loafing

Choosing a ProfessionThe Adventures of Jim Halley: Career Counselor For Hire. How was this never a comic book? If Mr. District Attorney or Sue and Sally Smith, Flying Nurses can be published, then so can this.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #188, and can be found in other DC comics from May 1953. This ad was written by prolific PSA penner Jack Schiff, with art by persistent PSA-partner Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Worldwide Adventures in Science!

Worldwide Adventures in Science! Click for the full page.Time for another look at science, 1950s style, courtesy of this public service ad from 1957.

This PSA refers to the International Geophysical Year, taking place from July 1, 1957 until December 21, 1958, which was an international effort to focus on the Earth Sciences (and also includes the study of various space phenomena). Overall, at least according to Wikipedia, it was a very succesful program.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #237, and can be found in other DC comics from June 1957. The ad was never repeated, undoubtedly because the International Geophysical Year would be long over before it could appear in print again (plus the fact that the ad was wrong about the US having the first satellite in space.) This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Ruben Moreira.

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy Says “Get a Box-Seat To Nature’s Wonders!”

BuzzySince today is the 150th anniversary of Charles Darwin publishing his most famous work, On the Origin of Species, I thought that natural science would be the perfect subject for tonight’s public service ad.

Unsurprisingly, DC comics published no evolution themed PSAs in the ’50s and ’60s. I did manage to find some interesting science PSAs (or more correctly, SCIENCE! PSAs), speculating about the future from a 1950s perspective, but they didn’t really fit the theme I had in mind.

I also came across this Buzzy nature PSA, and I think it’ll do just fine.

birds!As a bonus, the PSA features birds. Sure, they’re no Galapagos finches, but it’s a start.

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This PSA was found Action Comics #182, and can be found in other DC comics from July 1953. This ad was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Binky Presents ‘Pioneers of 1976!’

Binky Presents 'Pioneers of 1976!' Click for the full page.In this public service ad, Binky’s younger Allergy and his friends ponder the future — the far, far distant future — of 1976.

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Let’s see how Allergy and his friends did in their predictions:
wrong!Moon crater tours. Nope, not there yet.
right!Video conferencing. Good call, though not quite as predicted.
wrong!Large bulky electronic machines. Passed it by and left it in the dust.

This PSA is found in DC comics from June 1956. The writer, as always, was Jack Schiff. Art by Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Superman’s Code for Buddies

Superman'sWith Veteran’s Day tomorrow, I looked hard to find a public service ad that discussed veterans. I was truly surprised that with all the public service ads DC produced in the 1940s, ’50s, and ’60s, there don’t seem to be any about veterans — or the armed forces at all. This PSA, from April 1950, was the closest thing I could find because it at least includes a scene set in a veteran’s cemetery.

The PSA’s actual theme is tolerance for all religions — which is certainly a sound concept, but I would’ve liked it better had it acknowledged religions other than Christianity and Judaism — or taken it one step further and at least mentioned other options such as atheism. But I suspect that would have been a little too progressive for a 1950s mainstream comic book.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #151, and can be found in other DC comics from April 1950. This ad was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Al Plastino.

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Tuesday PSA: The Trick is to Treat All the World’s Children!

With Halloween just around the corner, I thought it was the perfect time for this public service ad featuring Binky and his giant-bowtie-wearing brother Allergy (and yes, he wears his bowtie even in costume).

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I’ve mentioned how often these PSAs featured pro-United Nations themes, and this is a perfect example focusing on the United Nation’s Children Fund — better known as UNICEF. This is the third DC PSA featuring UNICEF (one, two), and here’s a bonus Casper PSA thrown in for free.

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This PSA is found in DC comics from December 1957. Jack Schiff, as usual, wrote this PSA, with Ruben Moreira on art. I scanned this in from a copy of Adventure Comics #243 (which features “The Super-Toys From Krypton,” where Superboy’s childhood toys are sent to Earth. Is there anything Jor-El didn’t send from Krypton — other than more people he could have saved, I mean?) There is also a black and white version that can be found in some comics (Action Comics #235, for instance).

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy Asks ‘How Safe Is Your Driving?’

Buzzy Asks 'How Safe Is Your Driving?' Click for the full page.Buzzy is back, along with his girlfriend Susie and his macrocephalic friend Wolfie in this comic book public service ad. As usual, Wolfie is up to no good — though this time it’s his driving ability that is in question rather than his personal skills.

BuzzyKnowing Wolfie as well as Buzzy does, why would he think getting in a car with him would be a good idea? Especially since seat belts weren’t a standard feature back in 1953.

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Doesn’t “jalopy” only have one “p” in it?

This PSA is found in DC comics from September 1953. As with virtually all Buzzy PSAs, this page is written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Tuesday PSA: Your United Nations at Work!

Your United Nations at Work! Click for the full page.A common theme of DC Comic’s public service ads in the 1950s and ’60s was support for the United Nations. This was from an era when the relationship between the US and the UN was much less contentious than it is now. I thought this was an appropriate ad because it features both Iran and the UN, which have been in the news frequently lately, albeit for vastly different reasons.

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The four planes representing Iran’s “United Nations Friends” are labeled US, USSR, India, and Pakistan.

Based on when this PSA was written, I suspect the planes are spraying DDT, which — depending on your view of Rachel Carson and Silent Spring — may very well have caused more problems than it solved.

This PSA scores a hat trick and is found in DC comics from December 1950, March 1955, and November 1963. This particular ad was scanned in from Adventure Comics #202 (March 1955) This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with Win Mortimer on art.

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Tuesday PSA: Nature’s Prize Pupil!

Nature's Prize Pupil! Click for the full page.Worried about global warming? Spending sleepless nights fretting over the mass extinctions of animal and plant species not to mention the destruction of vast areas of their native habitats? Looking up at the sky everyday to check for holes in the ozone layer?

Once you read the public service ad you won’t worry any more, because you’ll realize: mankind — we’re #1!

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This PSA is found in DC comics from June 1958 as well as October 1962 (Woohoo! Even better! We’re #1 twice!). As always, this public service ad was written by Jack Schiff, this time with infrequent PSA collaborator Bob Brown on art.

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Tuesday PSA: Binky Shows ‘How To Make New Friends!’

Binky Shows 'How To Make New Friends!' Click for the full page.It’s once again time to visit with Binky and his strangely-garbed young brother Allergy to learn something important from a public service ad. This week, Binky teaches his younger brother how to make friends.

The advice is nothing new: Talk to new people.

Allergy PSAThere is something ironic about Allergy not wanting to talk to someone “square” — has he looked in the mirror lately?

Allergy PSAGiven the usual grasp of slang of Silver Age comic book writers (and I’m looking at you in particular, Bob Haney), I suspect that by the time this PSA was published, kids had long since stopped saying “square.”

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This PSA is one of DC’s double hits: PSAs that proved popular enough (or deemed important enough) to be published twice. It can be found in DC comics from both July 1957 and July 1965. This particular page was scanned in from Adventure Comics #238. As always, Jack Schiff handled the scripting of this PSA, with Bob Oksner (the artist from the Binky comic) providing the art.

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Tuesday PSA: The Invisible Handicap!

The Invisible Handicap! Click for the full page.I’ve had this public service ad for a while now — the Comic Treadmill sent it my way several years ago — but I’ve never gotten around to using it because for some reason it strikes me as a particularly odd PSA.

I can’t really put my finger on why I feel that way, but I think it has to do with how the teacher explains the situation to the class. There’s no reason the teacher needs to share with them precisely what’s wrong with Tod — if she even knows herself — because it’s none of their business. Still, the way she phrases her explanation seems awkward — if not vaguely creepy.

The moody art by Bernard Baily isn’t helping either.

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You can pretty much sum up the lesson of this PSA in one panel: Don’t be a d*ck.

(If you Google “Invisible Handicap,” you’ll find a lot of conditions that lay claim to it: deafness, multiple sclerosis, dyslexia, fibromyalgia, depression, and autism, just to name a few.)

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Monday PSA: Help Superman Smash the Menace of Infantile Paralysis

Here’s an ad from Action Comics #70 (March 1944) where Superman exhorts his readers to send a dime to help win the fight against infantile paralysis (i.e. polio). This is back when the March of Dimes lived up to its name, and collected dimes to fund polio research.

Help Superman Smash the Menace of Infantile Paralysis! Click for the full page.
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As a added bonus, if you sent your dime in to Superman, you were automatically enrolled in the Supermen of America Club and scored some serious swag including a membership card, certificate, and secret decoder. Best of all, you received an autographed picture of Superman, signed “Clark Kent (Superman)” — which pretty much defeats the whole concept of the secret identity.

Giving credit where credit is due, endemic polio was eradicated from the United States starting with the introduction of the Salk and Sabin polio vaccines in the 1950s — research that was partially funded by the March of Dimes.

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Monday PSA: Get A Grip On Your Gripes!

Get A Grip On Your Gripes! Click for the full page.Today’s comic book public service ad is “Get a Grip on Your Gripes,” or as I like to call it: Junior High Psychotherapy.

Fred is angry because he lost his race at the track meet the day before. Now, he’s taking it out on those around him. Luckily his friend Joe steps in and commiserates with him about his loss and encourages him to do better next time, right? Wrong! Joe steps in and tells Fred to suck it up — it’s his own fault he lost, and to stop taking it out on other people. Sure, there’s some validity in what Joe is saying, but would it hurt to show a little sympathy? This is a comic book after all, and we all know what happens to people like Fred: they become super-villains.

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This PSA is found in DC comics from January 1961. Jack Schiff handles the scripting of this ad, with Bernard Baily providing the art.

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Monday PSA: Binky in “Healthy Teeth For You And Your Pet!”

Binky in 'Healthy Teeth For You And Your Pet!' Click for the full page.Binky, his brother Allergy, and their dog Sport are back in this public service ad about dental care for both pets and people (though it seems Sports has changed from a black and white coat to a tawny color since last week)

I like the way Sport has his own toothbrush in the bathroom next to everyone else’s — yet still has to eat in a different room than the rest of the family.

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This PSA is found in DC comics from March 1956. Like last week’s PSA, this ad was written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer. I found this copy was scanned in Adventure Comics #222.

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Monday PSA: Binky Says “Give Your Pet All The Breaks!”

Binky Says 'Give Your Pet All the Breaks!' Click for the full page.Because you demanded it, I’m going to end the summer’s public service ads with two weeks of PSAs featuring Binky’s younger brother Allergy, in all his huge bow-tied glory. And not just any Allergy PSAs, but two ads concerning Allergy and his pet dog (though, ironically, allergies to dogs is never mentioned).

This week, Binky and Allergy reveal that they are completely clueless about pets, which makes you wonder why their parents let them have one in the first place. They probably should have started them out with fish, a hamster, or a turtle. For example, based on the sixth panel, I’m wondering if they ever fed the dog before they had that chat with their neighbor. No wonder Sport doesn’t like them!

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This PSA is found in DC comics from October 1953. Like nearly all DC PSAs, it was written by Jack Schiff. Art was handled by Win Mortimer, who did most of the Binky PSAs. This copy was scanned in from Adventure Comics #193.

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Monday PSA: Binky Gives ‘Tips on Camping!’

Binky Gives 'Tips on Camping!' Click for the full page.With summer vacation winding down and families taking a last ditch vacation before school starts up again, I thought a public service ad about camping would be appropriate. This PSA is fairly straightforward: Binky takes his unfortunately named brother Allergy and some of his friends on a camping trip and takes the time to teach them how to do it right.

PSAThere is something wonderfully poetic about a boy named Allergy destroying wildflowers.

PSAThis is the first PSA I can recall with a typo: I suspect Binky means to say “First Aid” in the final panel and not just “First.”

PSAFor a classic vacation PSA, check out How NOT to Enjoy a Vacation! It features a talking dog, what more could you want?

PSAEver notice how the title to every DC PSA ends in an exclamation point, whether it warrants it or not? It makes me think everyone at DC involved in making the PSAs was always very excited!

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This PSA is found in the DC comics of May 1955, including Adventure Comics #212, where this was scanned in from. This strip was written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Superboy says ‘Know Your Country!’

Superboy says 'Know Your Country!' Click for the full page.Superboy makes an interesting point in this public service ad. He states that to know the culture of the United States, you also need to know the cultures of all the immigrants who have come here. A fair point, but I think it would be impossible to be familiar with every single culture that contributes to our melting pot.

superboyFor those of whose knowledge of Sweden is limited to ABBA, Köttbullar are the proper name for what we call Swedish meatballs.

superboyI also think that Apache Chief might disagree with some of Superboy’s comments in the last panel.

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This PSA is found in DC comics from both June 1951 and December 1954. It was written by Jack Schiff, the king of PSAs, with art by frequent collaborator Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Wartime Paper Drive

Alfred's Paper Drive! Click for the full page.From 1944, this is an untitled wartime public service ad starring Batman and Robin…but mostly Alfred.

Like most PSAs from this era, this ad deals with recycling paper for the war effort.

If you’re not clear why, Alfred explains it well in the ad.

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This PSA was found in Adventure Comics #91, published in April 1944.

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Monday PSA: Fred Finds a Way!

Fred Finds a Way! Click for the full page.I know this is supposed to be an uplifting public service ad, along the lines of “You didn’t make the team, but you can still contribute!” — but the cynic in me sees it as advice to youngsters to give up their dreams and settle if they don’t succeed at first. Or if you want to be really, really cynical, the ad is basically saying, “Sorry the girl of your dreams is going to marry someone else, but you can still be the photographer at the wedding!”

When Fred grows to become a bitter disillusioned sportswriter, with a divorce and an ulcer by the age of 35, we’ll all know why.

Other thoughts:
baseballIt would have been nice for the coach to tell Fred that he didn’t make the team before he went out and bought the uniform, including those spiffy striped undershirts.
baseballOf course, Fred should have actually practiced during the off season, instead of just reading about baseball.

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This PSA was written by “King of the PSAs” Jack Schiff, with art by Bernard Baily. It can be found in DC comics from June 1959. This particular copy was scanned from Adventure Comics #261 (which has a couple of good stories in it, including Lois Lane first meeting Superboy, and Aquaman winning the day by telepathically commanding a water buffalo — get it: a water buffalo.)

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Buzzy Says “Old Folks Are People Too!”

Buzzy Says 'Old Folks Are People Too!' Click for the full page.Buzzy — who seems to be DC comics resident stick-his-nose-in-other-people’s-business do-gooder — takes a moment to remind us all to be kind to our elders.

This is not the first time a comic book public service ad has addressed this issue.

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This PSA is found in DC comics from September 1951. It was written by Jack Schiff — of course — with art by Win Mortimer.

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Monday PSA: Peter Porkchops in “Sweet Land of Liberty!”

Peter Porkchops in 'Sweet Land of Liberty!' Click for the full page.Just a few days past Independence Day, so I thought America — and in particular, democracy — would be a good theme for this week’s public service ad. Luckily, Peter Porkchops and his friends were able to oblige with this PSA from August 1951.

Peter seems a little unclear on the differences between a democracy and a republic, and he manages to work checks and balances into his confusion, too. At least his heart’s in the right place — rather than some other pigs I know.

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This PSA can be found in various DC comics from August of 1951. It was written by Jack Schiff, with art — I believe — by Otto Feuer.

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Monday PSA: Bike Safety = Bike Fun!

With the 2009 Tour de France starting this weekend, I thought it would be the perfect time for this bike themed public service ad from 1960. There’s not much too it: a few take home points and then a quick quiz. Can you pass? (I missed one, but I blame the art — I thought the kid on the bike was intentionally trying to run over the pedestrians).

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As usual, this PSA was written by Jack Schiff. Pencils and inks were by Bernard Baily. This PSA was found in DC comics of September 1960, including Adventure Comics #276. And for the record, the winner of the 1960 Tour de France was Gastone Nencini, the “Lion of Mugello.”

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Monday PSA: Binky Shows “How to Spend a Summer Week”

Binky Shows 'How to Spend a Summer Week!' Click for the full page.With today being the first day of summer, I thought it would be a good time for a summer-themed public service ad. Here we have Binky, one of DC comic’s humorous teen characters from the ’50s, showing us how to have a good summer week. Actually, Binky barely shows up — his friend Pete is the star, and Pete shows us how not to spend a summer week.

And what’s with Pete’s blond friend? Why was he always hanging out with such a sad sack? And why was he always wearing red?

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff. Pencils and inks were by Win Mortimer, though Bob Oksner, Binky’s usual artist, contributed the image on the title. This PSA was found in DC comics of August 1953 including Action Comics #183 (I’m sure you remember it, it’s the one where Luthor comes up with a scheme to kill Superman), the source of this ad. It was a popular enough PSA that it was reprinted and can also be found in DC comics from October 1956.

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Monday PSA: The New Teen Titans — Problem Child

‘Remember how I mentioned that there were two New Teen Titans anti-drug PSA comics from the ’80s? It turns out I was wrong: there were three.

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cover, The New Teen Titans -- Problem ChildJesse, trying to emulate his older brother Dave, has started to use drugs. After he shares some angel dust-laced marijuana with his friends, he heads off to an anti-drug rally his parents are making him attend. The Teen Titans (minus Robin, who is once again replaced by generic hero “The Protector”) are speaking at the rally — no, not Speedy, he’s probably back at Titan’s Tower getting high.

When the Teen Titans tell the audience that drugs are bad, and his parents chime in to support the Titans, Jesse throws a tantrum and runs out of the meeting in a huff. Beast Boy tails him, just to make sure he doesn’t get into any trouble and — wouldn’t you know it — there’s a tall cliff in the middle of town that Jesse almost tumbles over. Beast Boy turns into a rhinoceros and stops him from falling off the edge. At just that moment, the drugs Jesse’s been taking cause severe stomach pains, and Jesse falls off the cliff despite the presence of a green pachyderm. Luckily, Raven’s soul-self swoops by and saves him, but not before her empathic powers absorb the hallucinatory effects of the drugs and Raven begins to Freak Out. The other Titans are able to subdue her and they cart her off to the hospital. Seeing the effects of the drugs on Raven, Jesse swears never to use drugs again.

The Teen Titans now turn their attention to Jesse’s supplier: his older brother Dave. They track him down to an old abandoned shack at the end of town (where despite begging his supplier for a hit the page before, he’s now handing out drugs to half a dozen kids – for free). A brief skirmish ensues and Dave escapes , but that was really the plan all along. The Titans now follow him to his supplier. A bigger skirmish follows and the Teen Titans are able to capture the entire drug dealing gang. Furthermore, both Jesse and Dave have sworn off drugs for good.

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Like the previous Teen Titan anti-drug comics, this one starts with a letter from Nancy Reagan. Several pages of confidence building and decision making exercises are included at the end of the comic. Unlike previous comics, this one is sponsored by IBM, so I’m not clear why Robin was replaced by the Protector, as I understood that was due to Nabisco/Keebler rivalries. The story is by Marv Wolfman and Joey Cavalieri with capable pencils by Adrian Gonzales.

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Monday PSA: Superman Says ‘It’s Smart to Check — And Double Check!

Superman Says 'It's Smart to Check -- And Double Check!' Click for the full page.In this Public Service Ad from 1952, Superman gives a bicyclist and a couple of motorists a stern talking to. Yep — that’s about it. Not exactly the most exciting PSA ever. No wonder it was never repeated like some of the better ads.

So remember, Superman says “Check and Double Check” — and if you don’t, he’ll fly in and give you a lecture. I mean it. No kidding. So let that be a lesson to you. So help me, I’ll turn this car around right now!

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This PSA was written, as always, by Jack Schiff. Art chores were handled by the talented Win Mortimer. This PSA was found in DC Comics from August 1952 including Adventure Comics #179 (you know, the issue where Superboy has a wacky adventure), the source of this ad.

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Monday PSA: Popeye and Public Service Careers

cover, Popeye and Public Service CareersMike mentioned the Popeye and Environmental Careers comic a few days ago, but it’s not the only career PSA comic featuring the spinach loving sailor. In fact, King Features published fifteen different “Career Educational Comics” in the early ’70s. Sadly, the only one I own is Popeye and Public Service Careers, so that’s going to be this week’s public service comic.

Popeye and Public Service Careers features Popeye and Olive Oyl (both strangely eloquent, if not downright loquacious) telling readers about different careers available for them. The comic is clearly written for the high school student planning for their future. The educational requirements, from high school diploma to an advanced degree, are spelled out explicitly for each career, as are the benefits including vacation, pay, insurance, and retirement. As you would expect from a comic from 1972, there is more than a little implicit sexism in the comic (for example, no female firefighters or college professors, and no male nurses or elementary school teachers).

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It’s a hefty comic, 32 pages, that goes into detail on an impressive variety of “public service careers.” It’s a long list of occupations (and I’d argue that calling a few of them “public service” is really stretching the term): police officers, firemen, sanitation workers, civil service workers, public health nurses, sanitarians (environmental engineers, food inspectors, etc), public utility workers, elementary school teachers, secondary school teacher, college professors, librarians, postal workers, lawyers (no, really — lawyers are “public service”), clergymen, city managers, and members of the military.

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Monday PSA: The Animaniacs — Welcome to Emergency World

cover, Animaniacs: Welcome to Emergency World In 1995, Warner Brothers and the American Red Cross published a disaster preparedness educational comic featuring the Warner brothers (and sister) called Animaniacs: Welcome to Emergency World. The “emergency World” of the title is an amusement park ride the brothers (and sister) persuade the unfortunate Dr. Scratchansniff to take them on. The ride tours a variety of disaster sites, with the Warner brothers (and sister) providing commentary along the way. As is to be expected, poor Dr. Scratchansniff takes the brunt of the ride, and anything than go wrong, does go wrong — to him at least.
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This is a good PSA comic, if a little busy at times. The Warner brothers (and sister) as well as Dr. Scratchansniff are well-written and perfectly in character. There are no stupid characters here: everyone knows what to do and not to do — there is no ONISGS. The writing is humorous, though not as funny as your average Animaniacs episode — still, that makes this comic far funnier than any other PSA comic.

Topics covered include stranger danger, seatbelts, winter storms, thunderstorms, lightning, tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, and fire. Nowadays, this would be a twelve-issue limited series.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy Says ‘Start the Day Off Right!’

Buzzy Says 'Start the Day Off Right!' Click for the full page.A straight forward public service ad this week, reminding us all to eat a good breakfast every day. I really can’t argue with this: breakfast is an extremely important meal.

I do wonder if Danny skipped lunch too, or I’d think he’d have energy for basketball practice since it generally takes place after school.

I’d also not impressed by Miss Jones’ teaching skills — maybe she skipped breakfast too.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Win Mortimer. This PSA was found in various March 1954 editions of DC comics, including Adventure Comics #198, where this ad was obtained.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy Says ‘Stay in School — Give Yourself A Break!’

Buzzy Says 'Stay in School -- Give Yourself A Break!' Click for the full page.Another in the series of “stay in school” public service ads, one of the most common themes seen in the DC PSA campaign of the late ‘40s, ‘50s, and early ‘60s. Unlike later PSAs, where Buzzy is counseling other characters to stay in school, in this case it is Buzzy himself who wants to drop out.

This is probably because the ad is an early PSA, and the first featuring Buzzy that I am aware of.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff. I’ve seen the art attributed to both Bob Oksner and Graham Place. It looks more like Place’s art to me, particularly when you look at the hands, but this is well before my time and I’m no expert. This PSA was found in DC Comics from October 1949 such as Action Comics #137, where I found this ad.

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Monday PSA: Dennis the Menace Takes a Poke at Poison

cover, Dennis the Menace Takes a Poke at PoisonDennis the Menace Takes a Poke at Poison was published in 1961 by the United States Department of Health, Education, and Welfare (which split in 1979 to form the Department of Education and the Department of Health and Human Services). In a mere sixteen pages, Dennis and the rest of the Mitchell family cover a variety of poison-related topics, including — but not limited to — children’s medicine, pet medicine, spoiled lunchmeat, toxic wild berries, bug bombs, and weed killers.

Dennis the MenaceDennis learns not to give human medications to dogs, not to take medication without his parent’s approval, not to eat wild fruits and berries, and to be careful when using insecticides and herbicides.
Dennis the MenaceMr. Wilson learns that Dennis is a threat to society and danger to his very life (though I suspect he already knew that).
Dennis the MenaceSadly, Mr. and Mrs. Mitchell don’t seem to learn much and continue with their pattern of irresponsible parenting.
Dennis the MenaceRuff learns nothing, because, frankly, he’s a dog.

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Dennis the Menace Takes a Poke at Poison’s greatest hits:

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A revised version of the comic was published in 1981, but I only have a copy of the original.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy in “Nature Loves a Nature Lover!”

Buzzy in 'Nature Loves a Nature Lover!' Click for the full page.With Earth Day in just a few days, this is the perfect time for a nature-themed Public Service Ad. That this ad contains cad-supreme Wolfie is just a bonus. (Plus it features bats. Lots and lots of bats.)

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff, with art by the guy who always draws Buzzy PSAs, artist Win Mortimer. This PSA was found in Adventure Comics #158, but can be found in other DC comics from November 1950.

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Monday PSA: VERB – It’s What You Do

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VERB was a campaign that the CDC ran from 2002 to 2006 to encourage kids age 9-13 to become more physically active. As part of this campaign, they ran a number of comic book public service ads — most of which were less than impressive.

Overall, VERB was a good campaign with a laudable goal. It had many different components, and the ads in the comics were only one tiny part of the program. That being said, I wish their comic book PSAs had been better (and I also wish the official CDC website on VERB would stop using the word “tween.” It’s an annoying enough word as it is — it doesn’t need government sanction).

Monday PSA: A Date with Effie

A Date With Effie! Click for the full page.Ostensibly, this is a public service ad touting the benefits of volunteering, but clearly there are several deeper messages that are even more important:

effieDon’t spread gossip about your friend’s boyfriend.
effieDon’t listen to your gossiping friends.
effieDon’t accuse your boyfriend of cheating without proof.
effieDon’t date a guy who wears a tie with his sweater.
effieDon’t date someone with less personality than a computer.

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As usual, Jack Schiff wrote this PSA, with pencils by famed Superman artist Curt Swan. This ad can be found in May 1957 issues of DC Comics.
effieSwan didn’t do the art for many PSAs, the only other one I’ve found so far was a Superman PSA from 1960, “Lend a Friendly Hand.”

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Monday PSA: Binky in “Home, Sweet Home!”

Leave it to Binky: Home Sweet Home! Click for the full page.While I’ve published more public service ads starring Buzzy, DC’s other teen leading man Binky appeared in his share too. This one is about compromising to make things happy at home.

Seems to me that Mom and Pop screwed up, and are using fancy footwork to cover up their mistakes and suggest it’s the kids’ fault. Way to go Mom and Pop! (Once I would have meant that sarcastically, but now as a parent myself I simply stand in awe of their skillful maneuvering).

Binky’s younger brother Allergy has had the wool pulled over his eyes if he thinks his family constitutes a democracy. Another point to Mom and Pop.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff and had art by Bob Oksner, Binky’s regular artist. I came across it in Action Comics #144, but it can be found in other DC comics from May 1950. It was also reprinted as the January 1954 PSA.

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Monday PSA Classic: How Not to Enjoy a Vacation!

How NOT to Enjoy a Vacation! Click for the full page.
I’m enjoying my last day of vacation, so I thought I’d dig out this classic DC public service ad I first posted a few years ago: “How Not to Enjoy a Vacation.”

There’s really not much I can ad to the dog’s narration, so just pay attention to what he’s saying.

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This ad was first published in October 1957, then was republished in August 1963. The script — as always — is byJack Schiff, with Ruben Moreira on the art this time.

House — Episode 17 (Season 5): “The Social Contract”

A good episode of House with a fascinating premise and some good soap opera and social moments. The medicine was average, but didn’t hurt the episode much.

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Nick Greenwald is a successful book editor who, while at a party launching his star author’s latest book, finds himself blurting out truth after uncomfortable truth to those around him. He then develops a nosebleed and collapses.

Nick is admitted to House’s service where the team notes that he reminds them of the classic case of Phineas Gage (a railroad worker who suffered personality changes after a spike was driven through his brain). Nick is showing signs of frontal lobe disinhibition, but there is no sign of a frontal lobe tumor as his head MRI is negative. Thirteen suggests that there may be a tumor hidden in the nasal cavity, but a nasopharyngoscope shows nothing. Next, an fMRI (functional MRI — an MRI that looks at blood flow within the brain) is obtained and reveals an abnormal area in the cingulate gyrus. Thirteen remarks that it’s too near the brainstem to biopsy, then Foreman mentions that it might be neurosarcoidosis (sarcoidosis which affects the central nervous system). Steroids are started to treat the presumed sarcoidosis.

Nick suddenly becomes very short of breath. Foreman states that it’s not his heart because the EKG is normal, so it must be kidney failure, and starts him on dialysis.

I’m not clear exactly what’s supposed to be happening here. I think they’re suggesting that Nick is short of breath because of pulmonary edema (fluid building up in the lungs). This is normally due to heart failure, but can be kidney related too. Of course, the EKG is not a good test at all for heart failure. A diuretic, like furosemide, is normally given to treat the fluid build up, but if the kidneys aren’t working right, the diuretic won’t either, so Foreman chooses to go with dialysis and more-or-less bypass the kidneys. At least this is what I think is happening. You’ll notice that this is different than how Kutner treats pulmonary edema later in the episode, so I could certainly be misreading what may be nothing more than quasi-medical hand waving on the part of the writers.

The differential now includes systemic sclerosis and chronic lymphocytic leukemia (both of which are quickly dismissed), as well as diabetes, and some sort of “congenital genetic disorder.” Foreman points out that there are too many genetic disorders to test for them all. House has Taub run a glucose tolerance test to check for diabetes, and has Kutner check Nick’s daughter for peripheral nerve damage because she suffers from some ill-defined neurological disorder and he thinks the condition might be inherited. The peripheral nerve test is normal, and Taub reports that the glucose tolerance test was completely normal and never above 120 for the entire night. House now wants to check the thyroid, but before the test can be ordered, Nick develops a fever, coughing, and pulmonary edema. Kutner orders 200MG of furosemide (a diuretic) and 2MG of morphine (primarily a pain killer, it also helps with pulmonary edema).

With Nick’s temperature at 103° (39C), the team now considers infection as the likely cause of his symptoms. Foreman mentions Staph aureus, tuberculosis, and strongyloides (threadworm). Kutner determines that a stray dog is living with Nick’s family and he and House suspect that Nick has developed Weil’s Disease (leptospirosis — an infection caused by the Leptospira genus of bacteria). He is started on doxycycline (an antibiotic) and his condition improves. Kutner and Foreman tell him that while the infection is cured, his brain damage and disinhibition are going to be permanent. Nick wants surgery to remove the damaged area, but they tell him it is too risky. He talks to House, who apparently sees some of himself in Nick, and talks Chase into getting his boss — a neurosurgeon — to perform the surgery. Initially, the surgery seems successful, but then it quickly becomes clear that Nick still blurts out whatever crosses his mind. That’s not all though, as his temperature starts falling dangerously low and he develops unstable ventricular tachycardia (and this is the right time to use the paddles). The arrhythmia is corrected and an echocardiogram is obtained, but shows no structural heart damage. Nick continues to have an abnormal temperature. The differential diagnosis now leans toward cancer, but Foreman rather cavalierly dismisses the idea. He orders a full body scan. This shows a small abdominal aneurysm (dismissed as an incidental finding), a cyst in the pleura (the membrane surrounding the lungs — also dismissed as an incidental finding), and a density in the liver. Foreman suspects this density represnts an ateriovenous malformation (AVM) and that multiple AVMs would explain the patient’s condition. He wants to go forward with angiography with embolization (a test to find and then block off the AVMs).

House is in New York with Wilson, but the team is texting him to keep in touch. In the middle of a conversation about Wilson’s guilt over his schizophrenic brother, House has his Eureka! moment. The glucose tolerance test that was normal should not have been normal because Nick was on steroids, which raise a person’s blood sugar. The fact that it did not rise, combined with the cyst — which is really a fibroma — in the pleura means that Nick has Doege-Potter Syndrome (a fibrous tumor that secretes insulin-like compounds and causes low blood sugar; Kutner mentions human growth hormone, but other similar chemicals can also be secreted). Nick has also developed an autoimmune reaction to the tumor, and his immune system has gone into overdrive and attacked his own body (brain, kidney, heart in this case). Removing the tumor should solve his problems — the medical ones at least.

House - Episode 14, Season 5

They’re really weren’t any huge medical errors this week, just the usual hodge-podge of symptoms and diagnoses that really don’t fit. The worst was Foreman’s clueless statement about cancer, so that gets the prize this week. Well, there was also that one scene, but I’ve already spent enough space talking about it.

As usual, major complaints are in red, minor in blue, nit-picking in green:

A normal PSA, normal colonoscopy, and normal blood count absolutely do not rule out cancer. Admittedly, colon cancer and prostate cancer are the most common cancers in a man Nick’s age, but there are plenty of other cancers out there (plus there are concerns about how reliable the PSA test actually is).

Diabetes doesn’t really fit his symptoms at all — other than the kidney disease. Of course, it was just an excuse to run the glucose tolerance test.
dehydrationSpeaking of the glucose tolerance test, the patient needs to be fasting, and it doesn’t take 12 hours to run.
dehydrationIt’s true that the steroids should have raised Nick’s sugars, but even a normal patient whose blood sugar didn’t rise above 120 after a hefty glucose load would be unusual.

Brain damage and peripheral nerve damage are two different things. It’s more common to have one without the other than both together.

If Nick’s kidneys are shot and he requires dialysis (a very important fact that was never mentioned again in the show; the dialysis that is, not the kidneys), then even 200MG of Lasix is not going to have any effect.

An MRI of the brain should have shown any nasal cavity tumor, especially one that was eroding into the brain.

Too many genetic disorders to test for them all? But they tested for them all in at least two previous episodes.

House doesn’t like full body scans? Then why does the team order them so regularly.

A cyst is hollow, a fibroma is solid. A scan should be able to tell the difference.

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I thought the medical mystery was good this week, it was interesting not only from a medical perspective, but also fascinating from a social perspective. It made me wonder what horrible secrets I might spill. I give it an A. The solution was fairly logical, even if it did require two diagnoses (Doege-Potter + autoimmune). It earns a B+. The medicine was average for the show and I give it a C; it might have scored higher had that one scene been clearer. The soap opera was the best part of the episode. There were good House/Wilson and House/Taub interactions (the squash racket was great), and the patient’s social interactions were like a car crash: painful, but impossible to look away. The soap opera earns a solid A.

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Monday PSA: Buzzy Has the Answer to “School Blues!”

Buzzy Has the Answer to 'School Blues!' Click for the full page.Another Buzzy public service ad, and another “Stay in School” lesson. It’s a common topic in old DC PSAs, though admittedly an important one. This one is better than most; I appreciate the “Don’t Quit When You’re Discouraged” message — I know I’ve fallen prey to that more than once.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by prolific Buzzy PSA artist Win Mortimer. This PSA was found in Action Comics #167, but can be found in other DC comics from October 1954.

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Monday PSA: Superman Says “Hop on the Welfare Wagon”

Superman Says 'Hop on the Welfare Wagon!' Click for the full page.This public service ad from 1952 offers a great example of how much the language has changed in subtle ways over the past 50 years. In this ad, the term welfare wagon is used in a positive light, meaning “helping others within the community.” Nowadays, the term is still in use, with several connotations, none of them particularly positive.

In the book Comic Book Nation: The Transformation of Youth Culture in America, the author proposes that this PSA has “Superman himself endorse a program of national social welfare.” I think that’s reading a bit much into the ad. To me, while Superman seems to be advocating some form of community welfare, it is a combination system of both private and government programs (he refers to “taxes” suggesting a governmental approach; but the hospital is having a fund drive, which suggests non-governmental funding), and one more locally based than national is scope. Overall, I think Superman is just proposing that “neighbors help neighbors”, whatever the system.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer. This ad could be found in DC comics from Jun 1952 including Batman #71, Superboy #20, and Action Comics #187, the source of this scan.

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The Hockey-Mask of Death

Strange Sports Stories #5

I’m going to the hockey game tonight, so I thought I’d look for a good hockey-themed comic book cover to post, but there really aren’t that many. There are couple of Wayne Gretzky issues of sports personality comics from the 1990s, and then there’s Spider-Man PSA comic “Skating on Thin Ice” that I’ve written about before, but that’s about it. This cover from Strange Sports Stories #5 is the best of the bunch by far. If a Skeletor-wannabe for goalie isn’t enough, how about playing hockey on an ice floe going over a waterfall? Now I really want to read this story.

Monday PSA: Superman shows how UNICEF Spells Help for the Children of the World!

Superman shows how UNICEF Spells Help for the Children of the World!From Action Comics #175 (December 1952) comes this Superman public service ad about UNICEF (the United Nations Children’s Fund), one of the more common subjects of PSAs not only in DC comics, but those of other publishers as well.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

Thanks to this ad, I think I’ve developed a new phobia: Superman flying down and exposing all of my little white lies. I can see it now, walking down the street with the Polite-Wife, and thinking I’ve just dodged a conversational landmine when suddenly Superman swoops in with a, “That’s not quite true Scott, in reality, you didn’t even notice that your wife got a new haircut.” Gee thanks, Superman. Can I just charge the flowers and dinner to you?

This public service ad ran in a variety of December 1952 DC comics. The script was written by DC’s PSA-king Jack Schiff with art by frequent collaborator Win Mortimer.


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Monday PSA: Binky Says “Know Your Community”

Binky Says 'Know Your Community!' Click for the full page.Several common themes resurfaced time and again in DC Comics’ PSA ads. I’ve already mentioned the “stay-in-school” theme as well as the “United Nations” one. A third common theme is the “kids act while adults complain” theme. In these ads, the adults whine and moan and complain, but don’t actually take constructive steps; the kids, on the other hand, always decide to “act for the good of the community” by the end of the page. Today’s ad, “Know Your Community,” is a perfect example of this kind of PSA.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer, who not only drew all the Buzzy PSAs, but the Binky ones as well. This ad could be found in a variety of December 1953 DC Comics including Action Comics #187, the source of this scan.

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Monday PSA: Batman Sells Out to Claritin

This was a free comic produced by DC Comics and Schering in 1999. Although generally well written and illustrated, the underlying concept makes this a very bad comic.

cover, BatmanA rare white orchid is on display at the black-tie dinner at the Gotham City Botanical Gardens and Bruce Wayne (Batman) and Tim Drake (Robin) are there to keep an eye on it. The reason? Poison Ivy has recently broken out of prison and this is just the kind of plant she likes to steal. Sure enough, she shows up and Batman and Robin spring into action. Unfortunately Robin is so sedated from his over-the-counter allergy medication that he lets Poison Ivy escape with the orchid.

When Batman and Batgirl head out to track down Poison Ivy and the orchid, Robin wants to come along, but Batman grounds him because of his antihistamine-related grogginess. Robin starts to sulk, but Alfred sends him to his doctor who prescribes him a non-sedating antihistamine (Claritin, of course — this was published when it was a prescription-only drug). Thanks to his new medication, Robin is able to conquer his hay fever and avoid sedating side effects; he joins the battle just in time to redeem himself by capturing Poison Ivy and rescue the orchid.

As giveaway comics go, the story by Christopher Priest is quite well done and Joe Staton handles the art well. What keeps it from being a good comic is the fact that Batman is selling drugs. Batman. Is. Selling. Drugs. Look, I don’t mind using super-heroes on occasion to sell something: subscription, Hostess snack cakes, Underoos, etc. I understand that bills have to be paid. But I draw the line at using super-heroes to sell drugs, even ones as innocuous as Claritin. There are some lines that just should not be crossed.

Monday PSA: Superboy says ‘Share with Others’

Superboy says 'Share with Others!' Click for the full page.

As Superboy points out, winter is here (at least in the northern hemisphere), and so everyone’s thoughts turn to shoelaces. Well, that’s what Superboy suggests anyway — read the full PSA to discover why.

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This PSA appeared in various DC comics in January 1952 including Action Comics #168, World’s Finest #56, and Wonder Woman #51. The script is by PSA-meister Jack Schiff, with art by the prolific Win Mortimer.

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PSA Monday: Peter Porkchop learns “Carelessness is No Joke”

Peter Porkchop learns 'Carelessness is No Joke!' Click for the full page.With things getting a little hectic and stressful as Christmas nears, I thought it was time for a little levity (very little, I’m afraid) in the form of a funny animal public service ad.

Peter Porkchops was one of DC Comics’ most popular funny animal characters. He first appeared in Leading Comics, and then headed up his own title for 62 issues. Gone, but not forgotten, Peter resurfaced in Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew where he became the super-hero Pig Iron.

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This PSA is from June 1953, during the height of Peter’s popularity. This particular copy was found in Action Comics #181. It was written by Jack Schiff with art by Otto Feuer, who is credited with creating Peter Porkchops.

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Monday PSA: Be Yourself — Your BEST Self!

Be Yourself -- Your BEST Self! Click for the full page.Buzzy’s back for another public service ad, and this time he’s imposing his sense of style and decorum on other students, willing or not. There will be no individuality while Buzzy is around!

Seriously, would you take fashion advice from a guy in a bowtie? (My theory: had Buzzy not intervened, Bob would have gone on to create the original grunge rock sound and made millions of dollars. Instead, he wound up penning songs for Pat Boone. Thanks for nothing, Buzzy!)

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer, who seemed to be the team of choice for the Buzzy PSAs. This ad could be found in a variety of February 1952 DC Comics including Action Comics #165, Batman #69, and Superboy #18.

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Monday PSA: Captain America Goes to War Against — Drugs!

cover, Captain America Goes to War Against DrugsIt all starts when Captain America receives a note from Keith, a member of his Teen Brigade. Keith plays on his high school baseball team and is concerned about the team’s star pitcher Mitch. Recently, Mitch has started performing poorly, wheezing, and acting very anxious. Keith also tells Cap that he saw a strange man on a street corner giving something to Mitch, but Mitch wouldn’t tell him what it was. Keith is worried about Mitch and asks Captain America to check it out, especially with the big state championship game coming up.

After getting the note, Captain America decides to head down to the championship game. Mitch is pitching, but he’s not doing well. The opponents are getting hit after hit. Shaken up, Mitch loses control and beans the next batter, knocking him out. This nearly starts a riot, but Captain America is there to sort things out. After it becomes evident that Mitch has been using illegal drugs, Captain America decides that he needs to talk to him. Scared, Mitch flees from the scene, and while running through town encounters the dealer who sold him the drugs in the first place. The dealer offers him more, but Mitch slugs him. Of course, he then runs into a bunch of guys from the other team and the obligatory fight-scene-that-needs-to-be-broken-up-by-the-starring-hero occurs. In the end, Mitch learns his lesson and swears never to do drugs again.

All in all, a decent PSA comics, not even counting the aliens. Didn’t I mention the aliens? See, the whole thing was actually a plot by aliens who want to overthrow the Earth. These aliens have been watching us for some time and are concerned that humans have too much spirit and determination and would put up too much of a resistance to invasion. The alien leader thinks drug addiction might be a good way to subdue the humans, and to test his theory he chooses four random people and tries to get them addicted to drugs. Mitch was the first of these four. And Mitch’s drug dealer — an alien in disguise. So you see that Mitch’s rejection of drugs not only saved his own life, but the lives of everyone else on Earth as well (though the other three experimental subjects are never mentioned — I guess they were saving them for the sequels).

Captain America Goes to War Against Drugs was published by Marvel Comics in 1990, with cooperation with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It was written by Peter David, with interior pencils by Sal Velluto and cover pencils by Jazzy John himself.

House — Episode 9 (Season 5): “Last Resort”

A cleverly set-up episode of House with some unfortunately very sloppy medicine.

Spoiler Alert!!

House is rooting around in Cuddy’s desk when Jason, a patient, enters looking for Cuddy. House shoos him away, but a few minutes later he returns, armed with a pistol and dragging along a handful of clinic patients and staff he has taken hostage. He tells House that he’s sick and he wants the best doctor in the hospital or he will start killing patients. He explains that he has seen 16 doctors in past 2 years, had 3 CTs, 2 MRIs and 7 blood panels, but no one can figure out what his wrong with him. His symptoms consist of shortness of breath, fatigue, rashes, palpitations, and insomnia. House takes the case. He focuses on the lungs first and has Jason try, unsuccessfully, to blow out a lighter. From that, House deduces that he has low lung volume and tells him that he has pulmonary scleroderma. He recommends treatment with Propofol.

Now, scleroderma is a real disease and can certainly cause pulmonary symptoms, but it doesn’t generally cause the symptoms this patient is exhibiting. Nor is it treated with an “alkylating agent.” So is House trying to be clever and use an impressive sounding disease name to fool the patient, or is it sloppy writing? I like to think it is the former. Regardless, House was trying to be clever by using Propofol, which is not a treatment for scleroderma but instead a powerful intravenous anesthetic. Unfortunately, when Jason had him give it to a hostage first, House’s deception was revealed when that hostage collapsed. In retaliation, Jason shoots another hostage in the leg.

The SWAT team arrives on the scene as House has a conference call with all his young guns. Chase refuses to play along and leaves. The rest of the team comes up with a differential diagnosis of chronic lung infection, cancer which has spread to the lungs, a neurological condition affecting the diaphragm, or a heart defect. As House is ordering a variety of tests over the phone, Jason hears some SWAT personnel outside the office window. House is impressed because no one else in the room heard the police officers. He decides that Jason has hyperacusis (an extreme sensitivity to sounds) and this seems to point to a neurological cause. A slight left facial palsy (weakness of the muscles on the left side of the face) is also noted, and House now suspects that Jason has postherpetic neuralgia (chronic pain following a shingles outbreak). He orders some Capsaicin (the chemical that causes hot peppers to be hot) to test the nerve. This is an acutely painful test, but Jason makes Thirteen go through it first. She doubles over in pain. Jason is next, and he suffers the same amount of pain, ruling out postherpetic neuralgia. Meanwhile, the white blood count has come back normal, meaning that infection is not the cause (or at least less likely to be the cause), so that leaves a heart defect or cancer as the cause.

About this time, Thirteen notices that Jason has a distended jugular vein. His pulse is also racing along at 160 (a normal pulse should be no higher than 100). House tries carotid massage to bring the heart rate down but it doesn’t work. House doesn’t want to defibrillate Jason as the electrical shock could cause him to tighten his trigger finger and shoot someone. Instead, Thirteen suggests a chemical cardioversion (using medicine to return the heart rate and rhythm to normal). This is risky because it they don’t know for sure what the exact heart rhythm is. Regardless, House agrees to give it a try. She rushes out to the clinic and grabs some adenosine. Jason makes her take it first, and she blacks out from the low heart rate it causes. It works well for him though, returning his heart rate to normal.

Now House notices that Jason is just sweating on one side of his face. This makes him think that Jason has a Pancoast tumor, a lung cancer high in the lung pressing against some key nerves. Jason confirms that he has dry mouth and House finds a swollen lymph node in his neck, all of which seem to confirm the tumor theory. Jason trades two hostages for access to the CT scanner. The initial CT scan is inconclusive because the metal in the gun interfered with the scan. House talks him into giving up the gun and repeats the scan — it is normal. There is no tumor and House is stumped. To the dismay of Thirteen and the one remaining hostage, House returns the gun to Jason.

House talks to his team again, this time looking at the symptoms of dyspnea (difficult breathing), anemia, seventh nerve palsy, and tachycardia. Loa loa filariasis (an African parasite), Q fever (a bacterial infection caught from cattle or similar animals), histiocytosis X (an older name for langerhans cell histiocytosis), and Cushing’s Disease are all suggested. The latter seems the most likely, so House orders some Dexamethasone (a potent steroid) to test for the condition. Once again, Thirteen is forced to take the drug first. The patient is given the medication next, but it makes no difference in his breathing, so Cushing’s is ruled out. Unfortunately, all the medications have caused Thirteen to develop acute kidney failure and she becomes very sick. The team is puzzled that Jason didn’t have the same problem, and decides that he must have something protecting his kidneys. House finds Chvostek’s sign, which an indication of low calcium. Looking through his charts, the team decides that this is due to the proton pump inhibitor (PPI) he is taking (PPIs are stomach medications such as Prilosec, Prevacid, etc. By lowering the acidity of the stomach, they decrease calcium absorption and can lead to low calcium). The team decides the low calcium must be protecting his kidneys and whatever disease he has must have a long incubation (the leap of logic here seems a little abrupt). Leishmaniasis and melioidosis are suggested, but dismissed because they are tropical diseases. When the patient admits that he’s been to Florida, House tells him that’s tropical enough and melioidosis is the likely culprit. He orders 3 grams of ceftazidime (a potent antibiotic and the preferred treatment for melioidosis), but is forced to leave the room. Only Thirteen and Jason remain. She begs not to have to take the drug as she doesn’t want to die. Jason relents and takes the injection just as the SWAT storm the room. As he is led away in handcuffs, he indicates to House that he is already breathing better.

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Major complaints are in red, minor in blue, nit-picking in green:

Post herpetic neuralgia affects one particular nerve on one side of the body. If Jason has problems with his left facial nerve, giving him an injection in his back/buttocks will do nothing or prove nothing as it is nowhere near the only affected nerve.
phenobarbPostherpetic neuralgia is a painful condition that sometimes has numbness associated with it. This does not match the patient’s symptoms at all.
phenobarbTopical capsaicin is used to treat postherpetic neuralgia, and there has been a study of an injectable form for other causes of neurological pain, but I can find no record of it being used to test for postherpetic neuralgia.

I’m not sure what the writers were trying to show with the dexamethasone. It can be given in low doses over several days to diagnose Cushing’s Disease or Syndrome. A higher dose can be given to differentiate the causes of the condition, but it’s not used to treat Cushing’s. Remember, in Cushing’s, the patient has too much steroid in their system, so giving them more (like Dexamethasone) doesn’t correct their symptoms (why would it?), but it may temporarily cause the body to slow down the amount it makes — but this takes several hours, or days, to have an effect. It is a lab test; it has nothing to do with symptoms.

Hyperacusis means that patient has an increased sensitivity to everyday sounds. It does not mean that their hearing is any better.

The time course of this episode was extremely off. Medications simply do not work that fast. The writers had the dexamethasone working too fast (takes a day or two), the ceftazidime kicking in too fast (a few weeks not a few minutes), and Thirteen’s kidney failure hit within minutes.

Adenosine is an extremely short acting drug that only lasts a few seconds. It would have been out of Thirteen’s system quickly. While it can cause a brief heart block, it doesn’t cause people with normal hearts to collapse like that.

Previously unmentioned symptoms kept appearing for no reason. First, House mentioned that the patient had “abdominal pain,” though Jason had never mentioned it. Later on, “anemia” showed up as well though it had not been mentioned previously.

If a tumor were large enough to cause all those symptoms, you would think that it would show up on at least one of the CT scans in the pat two years.

There has not been a case of melioidosis in the US in over sixty years.
phenobarbCeftazidime is the drug of choice, but the maxiumum dose is 2 grams per dose, not 3.

You don’t give a high dose antibiotic shot in the cubital fossa. It needs to go in a big muscle, or an IV line.

There are much better method’s, though none so dramatic, of inducing Chvostek’s sign. I don’t think House’s technique would even work.

Propofol is an intravenous drug, not intramuscular.

Don’t talk during the CT.

House - 5- 5

The medical mystery was interesting, and the setting clever, so the show started out with a strong A-. The final solution was quite a stretch (for instance, it just happened to be the last tropical disease mentioned, rather than the two previously discussed) and earns a C. The medicine, even given the conditions, was sloppy and deserves a D at best. The soap opera was well done and almost made me sympathetic to Thirteen; I give it a B+.

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Monday PSA: Supergirl’s Seatbelt Comic

cover, Supergirl Seatbelt PSAIt seems that whenever I visit a comic book convention, I always manage to stumble across a few public service comics I haven’t seen before. Wizard World Texas was no exception and I managed to find a few good ones. For starters, here is Supergirl (or American Honda Presents DC Comics’ Supergirl, In Cooperation with the U.S. Department of Transportation’s National Safety Belt Campaign). While not horrible, it’s not a particular good PSA — the fact that four writers are listed is always a dead giveaway. There’s about six pages of story stretched out to 28 pages. The message is somewhat muddled too, as the person who is supposed to be “learning a lesson” seems to be having a better time than everyone else.

Because she is in California dealing with an earthquake, Linda Danvers (a.k.a. Supergirl) has to cancel her date with movie aficionado Steve Gordon. Since Steve already bought the tickets, he decides to go with another girl — his younger sister. As they leave for the movie, his sister chides him to put on his seatbelt, but he declines, telling her that he “drives much better without it.” Those are dangerous words to speak when you’re in a PSA comic, and sure enough, Steve’s car is broadsided by a drunk driver. His little sister — who was wearing her seatbelt — only suffered minor injuries, but Steve took a bad blow to the head and has fallen into a coma.

scene from Supergirl's seatbelt PSA comicHearing the news, Linda rushes to the hospital and is dismayed when she realizes how badly Steve has been hurt. Doing what any normal person would do when she finds a loved one injured, she runs off to Superman’s Fortress of Solitude and uses some of the alien machinery there to access Steve’s mind in an attempt to bring him out of the coma.

First she finds herself in a scene that best described as a cross between the Road Warrior and the Iditarod. Steve is dreaming that he is a post-apocalyptic word and must drive his souped-up ski-car across the frozen tundra to get fuel for his town. Along the way, he needs to steer clear of the evil marauders who want to steal the fuel. Once again, he neglects to put on his seatbelt and is injured when the marauders slam a (futuristic) bulldozer into his car. In the real world, Steve’s coma worsens.

scene from the Supergirl seatbelt PSA comicscene from the Supergirl seatbelt PSA comic

Now Steve imagines himself in an Indiana Jones scenario, but when his jeep is crushed by a Nazi truck — and he is once again not wearing his seatbelt — his medical condition takes another turn for the worse. His next dream is a classic noir setting, with Steve playing the part of a Sam Spade-like private eye. This time, he remembers to buckle his seatbelt, so is barely injured when the bald villain rams his car. Having learned his lesson, Steve wakes from his coma, none the worse for wear.

Monday PSA: Announcement from General Hap Arnold

Hap Arnold PSA

In celebration of Veterans Day, here is a public service announcement from General Henry “Hap” Arnold — then leader of the United States Army Air Forces, and later to become one of the proponents and leaders of an independent United States Air Force. It’s a great ad because it stresses the importance of education and intelligence in leading the military, if not the nation itself — concepts which seem to have become unimportant, if not outright derided, of late.

This PSA appeared in Captain America Comics #43 (December 1944)

Monday PSA: Buzzy Says “Free Speech — Free for All!”

Buzzy says Free Speech -- Free for All! Click for the full page.Since tomorrow is election day, I thought this would be a perfect public service ad for the week. I know I’ve run it before — last election day, if memory serves — but I felt it was apropos for tomorrow, especially since one candidate in particular seems a little unclear on that whole first amendment/free speech issue.

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Written by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer, this PSA was originally published in January 1953 DC comics including Action Comics #176, Wonder Woman #57, and World’s Finest #62. As was the case with many DC comics PSAs, it was later republished in July 1960 in a such comics as Detective Comics #281, Superboy #82, and Superman’s Girl Friend Lois Lane #18 (where this copy is from).

Other Patriotic PSAs (more or less):
The US ConstitutionThe U.S. Constitution (straightforward PSA about the Constitution)
Airboy and the ConstitutionAirboy and the Constitution (Free Speech and schools, from Airboy )
Are you a red dupe?Are You a Red Dupe? (1950s anti-communist screed)

Monday PSA: Teddy Roosevelt — Guardian of Nature

Teddy Roosevelt -- Guardian of Nature! Click for the full page.Today marks the 150th anniversary of the birth of America’s most badass president, Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt. And what better way to commemorate the day than with a DC Comics public service ad about the man himself?

This PSA appeared in a variety of DC’s November 1957 comics, including Action Comics #234 (the source of this scan), Adventure Comics #242, World’s Finest #91, and Wonder Woman #94.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

The script for this PSA was by Jack Schiff, with pencils by Ruben Moreira. Unlike some other patriotic PSAs, this one was only published that one month — probably because it specifically mentions celebrating the centennial of Roosevelt’s birthday, which would limit its use in later years.

House — Episode 5 (Season 5): “Lucky Thirteen”

This week’s episode of House was definitely a character episode focusing on Dr. Hadley (Dr. Thirteen, that is), and it showed in the jumbled mess that was made of the medicine.

Spoiler Alert!!

Dr. Thirteen picked up Spencer, a girl at a local bar, and brought her back to her apartment for a night of casual sex. As she is washing up afterward, she looks up to see her companion fall off the bed in a tonic clonic seizure. Spencer is rushed to the hospital (Princeton Plainsboro, of course), and admitted to House’s team.

This is Spencer’s first seizure, but her medical history is also significant for several months of severe fatigue as well as a retinal vein occlusion (a blockage in one of the veins of the eye — very unusual in someone of her age) that happened several years ago. The initial differential includes dehydration, drug abuse, some vague neurological problem, or a blood problem. Kutner and Taub suspects blood clots, which they blame on her bone marrow being in “overdrive” and producing too many platelets. Instead of going about it the easy way and checking a blood count — which includes a platelet count — House orders a bone marrow biopsy. Thirteen performs the biopsy, an extremely painful procedure, but the results are normal.

Later as Spencer is being discharged, she starts gasping and the heart monitor shows tachycardia (a rapid heart rate), which ultimately needs defibrillation to control. Drug abuse is the top potential diagnosis again, and House and Foreman search Thirteen’s apartment looking for clues. They find a brown recluse spider, so a spider bite is now a possibility as well. House orders Thirteen to perform a thorough search of Spencer for a spider bite. She finds no bite, but discovers that Spencer has numbness in the skin over her hip. Labs reveal hypokalemia (a low potassium level), which Thirteen believes explains the numbness and heart problem. House tells her that the low potassium indicates a kidney disease. IgA Nephropathy, PSAGN (post sterptococcal acute glomerulonephritis, i.e. kidney damage following a Strep infection), and Renal Tubular Acidosis (RTA) are all suggested, but RTA is the only one House thinks fits (RTA occurs when the kidney don’t acidify the urine like they should and acid builds up elsewhere in the body. There are several types; House is referring to Type I, or distal, RTA). He orders a CT of the kidneys to look for kidney calcifications, a sign of Type I RTA.

The CT must have been positive, because when we next see Spencer, she is in surgery having kidney calcifications removed. As the operation is ending, her oxygen saturation (the percentage of red blood cells in the arteries that are loaded with oxygen) starts to drop precipitously and she requires intubation. A chest x-ray shows normal lungs so the team suspects she suffered some sort of airway collapse, possibly from an autoimmune disease or some form of dystrophy. House has them place her on a treadmill and perform a methacholine challenge (a medication that causes airway narrowing; used to diagnose asthma) to see if they can induce the airway collapse again so they can diagnose it. Meanwhile, Thirteen is re-examining the x-rays and sees some subtle signs of a flattened diaphragm (a sign that the lung in question in over-inflated), which she interprets to indicate a lung cyst. She rushes to catch up with the rest of the team because she believes placing Spencer on a treadmill will cause her lungs to “explode.”

Thirteen was correct. When she arrives, Spencer is on the ground grasping for breath. Thirteen notes the deviated trachea and realizes Spencer has a tension pneumothorax (from a ruptured lung cyst) and performs a needle thoracostomy to correct the problem. The team obtains a chest CT which shows many other lung cysts. The differential now consists of amyloidosis and pulmonary fibrosis. A cyst is biopsied and shows smooth muscle cells. This is a sign of LAM (lymphangioleiomyomatosis), a progressive and fatal lung disease. When Thirteen breaks the news to Spencer, she notices Spencer is bleeding. A blood count is completely low, which doesn’t fit with LAM. The differential now shifts to include aplastic anemia (the bone marrow stops producing any blood cells), PNH (paroxysmal nocturnal hemoglobinuria), Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis, or mastocytosis. House wants to perform a bone marrow transplant, without killing off Spencer’s own bone marrow first — a definite initiation for graft versus host disease. During a conversation with Thirteen after she gets the consent, he has his weekly “Eureka” moment. Seeing Thirteen chapped lips, he realized that Spencer also has chapped lips; he then realizes that Spencer has never cried, even when told she was going to die, and even when he purposefully exposes her to freshly cut onions. Malfunctioning tear ducts are one of the classic signs of Sjogren’s Syndrome, a type of autoimmune disease. With treatment, Spencer will recover.

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Major complaints are in red, minor in blue, nit-picking in green:

While Sjogren’s can be associated with lung cysts, that does not explain away the lung biopsy showing smooth muscle proliferation.

It’s sad when a team of alleged medical geniuses can’t diagnose a tension pneumothorax.
On the other hand, if the pneumothorax is severe enough to cause tracheal deviation and pulmonary collapse, why are there breath sounds? (But then Taub’s a plastic surgeon, maybe he forgot how to use a stethoscope).

What explains the seizure that started the whole episode?

Going straight to bone marrow biopsy is a bad idea. And then forgetting it was normal when discussing all the bone-marrow-influencing diseases later in the episode (aplastic anemia, PNH, etc).

Bone marrow transplant? That came out of nowhere with no supporting diagnosis to explain it, especially the way he wants it done. Remember, her bone marrow biopsy was completely normal at the beginning of the hour.

Kutner and Taub’s “blood clots” diagnosis doesn’t explain anything, except maybe the retinal vein occlusion.

Recent studies show LAM is not as rapidly fatal as initially believed, with many patients living 20+ years after diagnosis.

All that kissing and Thirteen never noticed that Spencer had a severely dry mouth (and would be dry in other significant areas as well).

Brown Recluse Spider bites are hard to miss.

Lung cysts usually show up on x-rays

If Thirteen were properly using a spacer with her steroid inhaler, she wouldn’t have the chapped lips.

House - 5- 5

The medical mystery was pedestrian (at least by House’s standards), so earns a C-. The final solution of the Sjogren’s is something they should have caught sooner, and contradicts some of the early data. It leaves some important findings unexplained as well. I give it another C-. The medicine was disorganized and all over the place and skipped straight to the zebras, skipping the more common diagnoses and proper tests. It earns a measly D. The non-medical soap opera aspects of this story were good if a little predictable (who couldn’t see that Wilson was stringing House along) and earns a B+.

Last week’s House review
A list of all prior House reviews

Monday PSA: Superman talks about “Pennies for UNICEF”

Superman talks about 'Pennies for UNICEF!' Click for the full page.With both Halloween and United Nations Day just around the corner, this seemed the perfect time to let Superman teach us about “Pennies for UNICEF!” In this public service ad, Superman flies a couple of American children around the world just so that they can see where the money they collect is going.

After “Stay in School,” I think the United Nations was the second most common topic among DC comics PSAs. Of course, they were written in an era when the United States had more power and prestige in the UN, and, frankly, held the institution in higher esteem. I doubt you’d see a similar PSA written today.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

Does UNICEF still collect pennies at Halloween? We get plenty of trick-or-treaters but I haven’t seen one of the orange collection boxes in years.

This public service ad was popular enough to run twice, in the DC comics of 1962 and 1966. This particular copy was scanned in from The Brave and the Bold #45 (December 1962). The script was written by Jack Schiff with art by Sheldon Moldoff.


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Monday PSA: Buzzy asks “What Are You Getting Out of School?”

Buzzy asks 'What Are You Getting Out of School?' Click for the full page.Buzzy’s back for another public service ad, and if that isn’t enough to get you excited, it’s also another of the “Gee, isn’t school swell” DC comics was so fond of putting out in the 1950s and ’60s.

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This PSA was written by Jack Schiff. Art once again by Win Mortimer, who as far as I can tell, drew all the Buzzy PSAs. This PSA was found in Action Comics #209, but can be found in other DC comics from October 1955 including Batman #97 (featuring “The Ballad of Batman and Robin”*), and Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #8 (starring “Jimmy Olsen, Crooner” — maybe there’s a pattern here?).

* The words to the Ballad of Batman and Robin (at least according to the cover):

None known from / where they come / nor when, / but they strike / like lightning / at evil men! / Batman and Robin!

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Moday PSA: Buzzy Scores One for the Handicapped

Buzzy Scores One for the Handicapped! Click for the full page.Buzzy and Wolfie show up in yet another public service ad, this one from March 1951.

For those of you who may be unfamiliar with Buzzy, he was basically DC Comic’s answer to Archie, and he had his own comic from 1945 until 1951. He and his pal/rival Wolfie showed up in quite a few PSAs in other DC comics during that time — sort of a combination house ad/PSA. (It could be worse, at least Buzzy managed to steer clear of starring in over-the-top religious comics like Archie.)

Click on the image for the full ad

This PSA was written by, of course, Jack Schiff. Art was handled by Win Mortimer, who also handled the art on some of the later Buzzy stories (and a few were written by Jack Schiff as well). This PSA was scanned from Action Comics #154 but can also be found is such comics as Detective Comics #169, Superboy #13 and Wonder Woman #46.

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Monday PSA: What’s Wrong with These Pictures?

What's Wrong with These Pictures? Click for the full page.Today’s Public Service Ad features a quiz about good behavior, so let’s see what you’ve learned from all the past PSAs I’ve featured here. (Hint: Try thinking like you were born in 1950.)

Click on the image to the right for the full ad, quiz, and answers.

The quiz has the answers printed upside down, but if that’s too difficult for you, here they are, printed right-side up (but no peeking until you’ve taken the quiz).

Just like last week, this PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Bernard Baily. It was popular enough to be printed twice, first in the DC Comics of May 1960, then again five years later in May 1965. This particular PSA was scanned from Action Comics #264.

Not satisfied with the official answers? Me neither. Here’s some alternative answers that I came up with:

  1. The man in the gabardine suit is a spy. Be careful, his bow tie is really a camera.
  2. The boys have strayed too close to the old Johnson place. Don’t they know it’s haunted? Run away!
  3. A good getaway driver never leaves until all his accomplices are safely in the car.
  4. Those candy bars are nothing but empty calories.
  5. The Batusi is a more appropriate dance for the school hallways

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Monday PSA: Learning — The Key to Success

Keep Learning -- The Key to Success! Click for the full page.Kids dropping out of high school must have been a big problem in the 1950s and 60s (or at least DC Comics editorial thought it was a big problem — at least among their readers) because there were multiple public service ads on the topic. Today, we add one more to the list with this PSA from November 1960: Keep Learning — the Key to Success.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad

This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Bernard Baily. It could be found in such titles as Adventure Comics #278, House of Mystery #104, Superman’s Girl Friend Lois Lane #21, Wonder Woman #118, World’s Finest #113, and Action Comics #270 (where I found this particular example).

I recall another earlier PSA by the same author that also discussed “The Key to Success” — but learning was never mentioned. So which is it, Schiff? What is the real Key to Success?

Monday PSA: Doctors for the Young

Doctors for the Young! Click for the full page.

Here’s a nicely dated educational page from 1963 (more specifically, it is from the inside back cover of Dr. Kildare #4).

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

Things I learned from this PSA:

  • Apparently, an obstetrician’s main job is to tell a woman that she’s pregnant. Caring for her during pregnancy and delivering the baby are only secondary.
  • Obstetricians are required to have chemistry sets in their office.
  • Pediatricians are so good that they can diagnose a diaper rash without even removing the diaper and looking. OK, that may not be all that hard with a good history, but at least look at the area in question to see what type of diaper rash it is.
  • I’m pretty sure most pediatricians I know would point out that they treat more than just “babies and small children.”
  • Today, we stress prevention as much as treatment in primary care, which includes pediatrics. The wording of the second panel hearkens back to the day when the doctor was there to treat sick patients, nothing else. At least the third panel suggests preventative care — though seems to ignore the concept of patient confidentiality.
  • It’s nice to see a comic book doctor actually using a head mirror correctly.
  • Finally, as a Family Physician, I’d like to point out that we are trained for all three panels here — it doesn’t take an obstetrician or pediatrician. (Admittedly, this was published six years before Family Medicine became a recognized specialty.)

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Monday PSA: Aloha…Hawaii!

Aloha...HAWAII! Click for the full page.

In memory of vacations past, this week’s public service ad celebrates the great state of Hawaii. This ad appeared in various DC comics published in April 1960, less than a year after Hawaii became a state (and you’ll notice that its population has more than doubled since then).

I just wish my high school had a beach that came all the way up to the football field. Though on second thought, given that I attended high school in the St Louis area, any beach would have had to be on the Mississippi River…and “beach” and “Mississippi River” are two concepts that do not go well together.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

This PSA was once again scripted by Jack Schiff, with art by by Bernard Baily. This copy comes from The Brave and the Bold #29.

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Monday PSA: Boys Town National Hotline.

Boys Town National Hotline 1-800-448-3000

I have nothing to add to this, other than to report that the Boys Town National Hotline is still going strong and is a good resource for troubles teens and their parents. The number remains 1-800-448-3000.

This image was scanned from New Warriors #33 (March, 1993)

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Monday PSA: Sharing — The United Nations Way!

Sharing -- the United Nations Way! Click for the full page.Extolling the virtues of the United Nations was a common theme of DC Comics’ Silver Age public service ads; the subject came up quite a bit (and I’ve only reproduced a handful of them, there’s plenty more). Here’s one from December 1958 titled “Sharing — The United Nations Way!”

The subtitle almost makes the ad sound exciting (“A true story from the files of the International Labor Organization”), but don’t let that fool you — a best seller it’s not.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

Like many of the United Nations public service ads, this one strikes me as a little condescending — but admittedly it’s not as bad as some others. On the other hand, unlike several other United Nations public service ads, this one was never re-used — so maybe I’m not the only one who dislikes it.

This PSA was scripted by prolific PSA writer Jack Schiff, with art by this time by the George Roussos. This copy comes from The Brave and the Bold #21(starring the Silent Knight and Viking Prince — no Batman team-ups yet).

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Monday PSA: Yellowball!

Yellowball! Click for the full page.It’s that time again — time to look at another of the public service ads from the bizarre “Verb” ad campaign that ran in various comics over the past few years. The aim of the campaign was laudable: get kids outside and active — but the ads themselves are where it all falls apart — they’re either bad, surreal, or both. This one falls more in the surreal category.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad

Fore some reason, this ad always makes me think of the awesome Happy Fun Ball.

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Monday PSA: The Policeman is Your Friend!

The Policeman is Your Friend! Click for the full page.As they hand you a citation for illegal fireworks possession, just remember “The Policeman is Your Friend.”

(I’ve got nothing against policeman; I respect the job they’re doing. However, I am annoyed at some of my idiot sown-the-street neighbors who continue to shoot off bottle rockets all night long. First, Independence Day was three days ago. Second, they’re illegal in this state. Third, you’re waking up the baby. And fourth, I’m sick and tired of finding dozens of spent bottle rockets littering the neighborhood’s yards every morning).

Back to the PSA — I am wondering how Timmy managed to get himself locked in the grocery store. A town with residents like that certainly needs a nice — and patient — policeman.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad

This public service ad was provided to me by H, who found it in Adventure Comics #347. It can be found in other DC comics from August 1966 as well. The script is by Jack Schiff (like always) with art by Sheldon Moldoff.

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Monday PSA: It’s Fun to Learn!

It's Fun to Learn! Click for the full page.A better title for this public service ad may be “It’s Fun to Lecture Younger Kids While Watching Them Work.” Way to go Ted, you could at least lend a hand.

I also have serious doubts about whether that field will ever be good for playing ball. There’s trees still growing there, not to mention hillocks. It’s not a ball field — it’s an obstacle course (but then again, that could be exactly what the kids are looking for).

Click on the image to the right for the full ad

As usual for DC comics PSAs, the script is by Jack Schiff assisted by frequent artistic collaborator Bernard Baily. This ad appeared in various October 1959 comics, including The Brave and the Bold #26 — featuring the original Suicide Squad — where this I scanned this.

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Monday PSA: Wake Up America!

Wake Up Americans!
From USA Comics #7, February 1943.

(And for those of you who aren’t sure what War Stamps were, they were basically mini-War Bonds with a price of 25¢ marketed at children. Fill a special album with 75 of them, and you could turn it in for a $25 War Bond that would mature in 10 years).

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Monday PSA: The Magic Card

The Magic Card! Click for the full page.Although this public service ad was originally written in 1959, we can already see the formation of several of the various modern geek cliques: the modders, the cosplayers, and the copyright infringers. Little did Jack Schiff know how prescient he was being when he scripted this simple PSA about all the good stuff at your local library…

Click on the image to the right for the full ad

The art this time is by Bernard Baily, a frequent collaborator with Schiff on PSAs. This ad can be found in various DC comics from February 1959 as well as January 1966. I guess DC figured it was good enough for a second showing. This particular ad is from Adventure Comics #340 and was provided by H if The Comic Treadmill.

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Monday PSA: Get Hip to Old Folks!

Get HIP to Old Folks! Click for the full page.The title of this PSA from September 1966 pretty much sums up the entire ad, and anything I say about would really be superfluous, so just go ahead and click on the image to the right to read “Get Hip to Old Folks!”

(OK, one comment: that Canada Goose looks more like a duck with a bad dye job than an actual goose. And goslings don’t have adult plumage; they’re yellow. But he’s right about the fact that they’re mean.)

Once again, this PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Sheldon Moldoff. It appeared in various September 1966 issues of DC comics, including Adventure Comics #348 (the source of this scan), Detective Comics #355, Superman’s Girl Friend, Lois Lane, and World’s Finest #160.

This ad was provided by H from The Comic Treadmill, who has been generous enough to supply me with a multitude of PSA scans over the past few years. (And for H’s take on Adventure Comics #348, check out his recent post on the comic.)

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Monday PSA: Prescription Against Accidents

Prescription Against Accidents! Click for the full page.With summer nearly upon us, and camping season already here, I thought it would be a good time for this PSA ad from August 1964

“Prescription Against Accidents” tells us the story of Bob and his hapless scoutmaster Mr. Joby as Mr Joby does his best to keep Bob from killing himself. In the end though, it is Mr. Joby who is done in, yet another victim of irony.

As usual for DC, this PSA was written by Jack Schiff. Art was provided by Sheldon Moldoff. It appeared in various August 1964 issue of DC comics, including Brave and Bold #55 (the source of this scan), Detective Comics #330, Doom Patrol #89, and Metal Men #9.

I like the way the writer wanted to make sure the reader knew that Rx = “Prescription” by including the footnote. Since nothing in the actual story suggests any sort of prescription, I’m guessing Schiff just wanted a catchy title, or ran out of space for a longer one.

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Monday PSA: Let Science Serve You!

Let Science Serve You! Click for the full page.

A different look for today’s PSA: it’s not your standard story-with-a-moral, but instead a quick, almost cartoony, look at scientific discoveries and the technologies that result from it. It also ends on a medical note, and I’m all for that, so remember: “Take advantage of the latest in science — get a regular physical exam and immunization against polio, tetanus, and other diseases.”

Of course, the “regular physical exam” hasn’t really changed in the past twenty or thirty years, so it’s hardly cutting edge science, but I guess it’s the thought that counts.

Click on the image above for the full ad.

Despite the change in style, the Grand Comic Database still cerdits Jack Schiff, DC’s prolific PSA writer, with the script. The art is thought to be by either Morris Waldinger or Tommy Nicolosi. This PSA appeared in the February 1962 issues of DC comics.

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Monday PSA: How Are Your Shopping Manners?

How Are Your Shopping Manners? Click for the full page.This is a nicely dated PSA from 1960. While the message remains good, the examples — or at least the illustration of the examples — clearly show the era this PSA is from.

Click on the image to the right for the full ad.

While this ad was clearly written for kids, I think it reads as much as a warning about lax parenting; an alternate title would be “How Are Your Parenting Skills?” Mom shares a large part of the blame for every example of Jimmy’s misbehavior. He’s an eight year-old boy, he has the attention span of a gnat. He needs much more hands on parenting. She saw Jimmy “hot-rodding” with the shopping cart — why didn’t she stop him? Where was she when he was messing up the magazines or racing down the escalator. Her opening sentence shows the entire problem — she agrees to give Jimmy a reward despite his poor behavior. What’s he really learned in this day of shopping? He’s learned that Mom will still buy him a soda even when he’s a terror.

This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Bernard Baily. It appeared in various October 1960 issue of DC comics, including Brave and Bold #32 (the source of this scan), Batman #135, Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #48, Wonder Woman #117, and — of course — Sugar & Spike #31.

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